PLUR is not a theory, its an achronym for a concept... FAIL NEWB, FAIL!!! Geez, what are they feeding you people these days...(walks back into cave)

Ufot-getting bored yet, how many years have you read this crap^

ahem, elvis has real cat parts, proving to have an immanent terminatory date, however yemo does not have this flaw, add some laser eyes into the equation and their takeover of our planet and race is imminent :D

Ufot-long live our imminent robot cat overlords!

besides, look at elvis before his operation and try and tell me he was worth the invested time and robotic components...

YOU CANNOT DENY THE ROBOT LASER CATS!!!!



ufot-ZOOOOOOT, ur fried bitch!

Im sorry but your knight rider action has nothing on Yemo the robo-cat... observe our future leaders in action!!!



Ufot-Take that kit!

my salad has frost byte, erm, is that normal?

Ufot-frozen cucumbers... what is this, a cheap hungarian porno???

who wants some jello :D

Ufot-left behind are the fears of the rebellion

ah yes, another expendable intern dies at the hands of governer shawrtzeneger...

Ufot-STOP IT!

The fact that many nucleons interact with each other in a complicated way makes the nuclear many-body problem difficult, if not impossible, to solve from a wave mechanical perspective. Meson theory, on the other hand, proposes mesonic current circuit diagrams, based upon geometrical considerations (such as sphere packing), which limit the possibilities and explain fundamental things. For example nucleons, in larger nuclei, pack together in concentric shells like the layers of a hailstone. These shells tend to be Bucky Balls (named after Buckminster Fuller) where each nucleon interacts with exactly three nearest neighbours (ie three edges (mesonic currents) always come together at each vertex (nucleon)) and there is a deep reason for this - each nucleon has three valence quarks each capable of forming a bond with nearest neighbours.

EVERY1WHOHASPOSTEDSOFARSUCKSDIRTYDONKEYDICK!!!!!!

uFOT-I win !!!! :D

happy day of birth you melotastic girl :D

Ufot-drinks, yes please mrs.bartender!

I dunno, I had some good ones from back in teh customer service days...

Mr.Long Wang and Mrs.Suk Mi-Ho , they both gave me some good laughing time...

Of recent noteable mention Mrs.Fanny Cockburn

Ufot-silly names, people are for cereal,,, wait a darn tootin minute here....

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pe·nis /ˈpinɪs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pee-nis] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun, plural -nis·es, -nes /-niz/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[-neez] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation. Anatomy, Zoology. the male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion.


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[Origin: 1685–95; < L pénis tail, penis]

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pe·nile /ˈpinl, ˈpinaɪl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[peen-l, pee-nahyl] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation, pe·ni·al /ˈpiniəl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pee-nee-uhl] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation, adjective
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American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source - Share This pe·nis (pē'nĭs) Pronunciation Key
n. pl. pe·nis·es or pe·nes (-nēz)

The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.
Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.


[Latin pēnis; see pes- in Indo-European roots.]



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penis

1676, perhaps from Fr. pénis or directly from L. penis "penis," earlier "tail" (cf. Eng. tail in both senses, the sexual one slang), from PIE *pes-/*pesos- "penis" (cf. Skt. pasas-, Gk. peos, posthe "penis," probably also O.E. fæsl "progeny, offspring," O.N. fösull, Ger. Fasel "young of animals, brood"). The proper plural is penes. The adj. is penial. In psychological writing, penis envy is attested from 1924.


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WordNet - Cite This Source - Share This penis

noun
the male organ of copulation ('member' is a euphemism)


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The American Heritage Science Dictionary - Cite This Source - Share This penis (pē'nĭs) Pronunciation Key
Plural penises or penes (pē'nēz)

The male reproductive organ of mammals and some reptiles and birds. In mammals, the penis contains the urethra, which carries urine from the bladder and releases sperm during reproduction.
A similar organ found in the males of some invertebrate animals.



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penis


The organ of the male reproductive system through which semen passes out of the body during sexual intercourse. The penis is also an organ of urination.


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penis pe·nis (pē'nĭs)
n. pl. pe·nis·es or pe·nes (-nēz)
The male organ of copulation and of urinary excretion, formed by three columns of erectile tissue, two arranged laterally on the dorsum and one medianly below; the extremity is formed by an expansion of the corpus spongiosum, covered by a free fold of skin.

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Penis

Pe"nis\ (p[=e]"n[i^]s), n. [L.] (Anat.) The male member, or organ of generation.


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Ufot-what the hell are all these promotional pens doing near the penis?

Honnestly, flipping weights on tone arms, as long as they are techs, do not damage your recs any more than regular setting or suggested, look at weight balance difference, its barely anything, you can`t tell me that it damages tone arms or records, further more, steep angle cut styluses like ortos cause way more wax damage than slope vees like the mp 44-7s, so in that sense, dipping down the counter weight will make a difference, but in general its the stylus that causes that different to be damaging. Flipping the weights allows a greater tracking control, less bouncing and solid grove locks... if people have been doing it for about 30 years on roughly the same kind of equipment, chances are that they did it cause it worked and still works.

Ufot-sometimes to understand the problem, questions arent enough

I found a quarter in my shoe this morning :D

and on a side note, I play the lotto from time to time, and about a month ago, I won a free ticket, which then I returned only to win another free ticket, so the next week I went back and won another free ticket which I figure has to be leading me to something, I mean 3 free tickets in a row, pretty awesome!

Ufot-well it might be good luck

I found 20 dollars this morning on my bedroom floor!!!! Then I realized, after I pocketed it ofcourse, that it was mine and it had just fallen out of my pocket last nite when I took my jeans off to go to bed... I kinda felt bad because I was like steeling from myself... being a tough criminal is so awesome!

Ufot-breaded fish is still fish, c'mon jimmy you know it is...

problems? ya, like it sucked! Wtv, I am going to "pull some strings" and get some tix anyways, I really cant wait till the season starts... there are even free pratices people can attend this weekend Im thinking of checking one out...

pS-I can really feel the mom love in this thread

Ufot-1,2,3, HOCKEY!

bearded penis sounds so gross, with or without a santa hat.... yuk....

Ufot-I mean really, these kids are messed up, santa>>> is that you^^^ your a cyclops?

finally, someone got my referrence...

Ufot-wow, muzik has history an shit

wow... he got knocked the fuck out!

Ufot-that guy did his hobo impression!

yes, you were right, and Im shocked that in all these years, apparently no one has complained or tried to set a precedent, there are laws in other provinces, just not ours... I wonder why that is?
There are very strick laws about reselling lottery tickets etc, but none for sporting or event tickets...

Ufot-hi caro :D

easy for you to say you bastard, you already have tix :(

and besides, dude, im not pay over a hundred dollars a ticket to watch the islanders or the panthers or the frikin coyotees...

now as far as scalping being illegal, I checked out the canadian legal institute website [ www.canlii.org ] is a source of legal info, prior precedents etc) and there are no prior cases in quebec... infact I can't seem to find any laws prohibiting the resale of sporting event tickets at a profit... how stupid...

Ufot-well, its broke, dont bother fixing it, we are in quebec after all

well, at least we are getting a large flat screen next week, once cable is installed, at least I will be able to appreciate HD hockey with pierre and yvon on RDS... though Im still poutting about yesterday...

and if it was up to me, I would create a task force to crack down on scalpers, once busted, just give their tickets away for free as a lesson, infront of them so they can watch their money disapear...

Ufot-cant a guy just watch a game live

oh.... I was like, "applebaum, you go it going on"

sorry tribe, I guess this thread isnt yours...

hey q-tip, hows the career these days?

Ufot=ice-t is angry for wanabe gangstas

well, I waited 9.5hrs to get into the buying ticket stage, and guess what, THEY WERE FREAKING SOLD OUT!!!! I can`t believe I even bothered leaving my computer on that long, what a waste of fucking time...

Ufot-no, Im not interested in 160 tix to watch the PANTHERS, FFS!>:(

holly shiat!!! damn bruv, nice one....
it might be lazy but I had a lot of stuff to do today and so I was hopping for an online miracle, but I guess once again, walt disney is full of lies... fucking shootings stars... pffft....

Ufot-scalpers in this city can kiss my ass

Been waiting almost 2 hours in the virtual waiting room... WTF!!!
Every year I feel like its mission impossible to getting fucking tix, its ridiculous, why is it so fucking hard?

Ufot-please gimme tix

awesomeness to the max... nice one kishmay

Ufot-My city of origin is far less hospitable than yours

dont you mean your parents house tipsy....(ZING)

Ufot-so thierry, how you been ya westmount cheese master reclus!

"necrophiliac hobosexuals" the next big indie band from sweden!!!! XD lololol

Ufot-omfg, dead hobos~

did somebody say dead hobos?

uFot-try to keep laughing when your skin falls off

NightClubs are great needles and Orto is undoubtebly one of the best stylus manufacturors on the market, however, those needles are on the "eater" list, in other words, they eat vinyl.

Personally, I think the best sound and highest durability has to be without a doubt the sure mp44-7

Ufot-take that needle and scratch yo shit!~

justice is and were awesome... they do a great live show, you should try and catch them if you get a chance....

Ufot-panic and smash cars..

Dave... stop the hate, I downloaded and listenned to your track and it roxors! Just because you were not on last weeks show, it does not mean that you wont be on this one or the next one...

This is not a competition folks, it does not matter which order the featured artists are showcased, this is something I am doing to promote local and regional production skillz/perspectives and obviously the more content I receive, the more content I can broadcast!

Thanks again to all who have submitted tracks so far, please keep em coming!

Ufot-yes we have no bananas... what a great tune

Thanks to all who have submitted so far, please keep them coming and help keep our fair city on the electronic muzik map!

Ufot-wikid works well with most situations

je peut faire des exceptions pour des tunes qui viens de notre belle province ;)
(but I will mention that they are not made in montreal, rather just outside)

Oh yes, and obviously, when emailing submissions, please include artist info for my audience incase they get hooked and wana find/know more about you!

Ufot-music to free our souls

For those of you that make noise (produce) of any style, this is a call for submissions... as part of a new weekly segment on my radio show (the beatdisease), I`m adding a small portion called made in montreal, which will be a quick talk spot about the chosen artist and showcase a new track each week. This is being done to try and help promote local production tallent and sound, so if you want to submit, please send download links to : miltonclark@hotmail.com

My show happens every saturday nite from 5-7pm on techno.fm, if I pick your track to be featured, I will let you know in advance :)

Thanks to every1 in advance, I look forward to your submissions

Ps-When I say "any style" I mean ANY STYLE, as long as its made in montreal...

PPS-Please make tracks at least 128bit quality, wav or mp3 is fine

Ufot-radio is awesome

Does any1 remember that cops episode where the small cop tried arresting this former boxer, proceeds to get chased arround and generally gets his bell rung like several times... though it was amusing footage, I actually kinda felt sorry for the cop, who looked and acted genuinely scared...

Ufot-oops, they won

members only I guess,... tsk tsk... sorry mate

Ufot-oops, members only?

alright, best for last///

Ufot-enjoying life, one moment at a time

yuwie is how i MADE my first million...

Ufot-now making my second will be as easy as...

I think the only way we can settle this little konundrum would be with some naked pictures....






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Ufot-ladies first...

there is no Nick, there is only... MITLON!!!!

:D

right back at choo Alex (high five)

Ufot-thank jeebus for clearcel eh dr.cockstep