"hey charlie brown, what did you get?"
"i got a rock"

Ufot-do remember the time!

neo gets busted again...
the ghey police called, they want their best inmate back in the buttsex cage
nkotb, I mean really...

Uf0t-try with short on, it really stings like FUCK

you can just go arround shooting people in the fucking dick!

Ufot-poor storm trooper

all I could picture when I read that was andy and connan singing " in the year 2000"

Ufot-lollercrash

OK

So maybe I'm just having one of those "can't win" days, but I was hungOver as fuck, sitting in my car in a loblaws parking lot, having just bought some GA and some advil, and I couldnt get the fukin seal off of the godamn bottle, my head was seriously hurtin... and it occurred to me...

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING SO OVERPACKAGED THESE FUCKING DAYS, I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE, IS IT TOO COMPLICATED TO GO MINIMAL? EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING SEALED AND WRAPPED THAT HALF OF THE FUCKING SHIT WE BUY THESE DAYS IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO OPEN WITHOUT FUCKING SIZORS OR KNIVES OR FUCKIN TEETH~! I MEAN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU THINK THE COMPANIES DONT WANT YOU TO FUCKING OPEN OR ENJOY ANYTHING YOU FUCKING BUY!

FAWK!

Ufot-everynow and then, a guy has gotta rant

nice paints there reg, art is fun

Ufot-why cant we all be famous?

oh!!!!

and least not we forget, one of my all time fav's from back in the day, DJ MISJAH!!!!



Ufot-ACCCCEEEEIIIIIIDDDD

not 1 person mentionned ..... (drum roll)

JAYDEE - PLASTIC DREAMS!!!!

Ufot-pinacle rave muzik roight thur

Thanks Seb ~ :)

I dunno, I was really tired last nite before I posted this, but I pretty stolked on the direction of this track...

Ufot-1 download, waiting for comments

So, this is a track I've been working on for a while, it isnt finished, but I did find a way to export it and convert it to 32bit(woot), though it isnt mastered properly or entirely finished so to speak... any and all feedback would greatly be appreciated!

I really dont know what style this is, but I think that thread title sums it up nicely :D

link >>> [ www.rave.ca ]

Ufot-those who play safe barely play at all

ZOMG~~~ i WANT THAT TRACK AT THE END OF THAT VIDEO!!!!

uFot+the end is near folks, I can smell it; well for this thread anyways...

some fucking hard core therapy boys, you sure people are ready for that?

Ufot-jajaja, the young always find death funny... that is until they are old... or are we different?

I have an original copy on vinyl, I was once offered a decent sum of cash and said no, its still in pretty good condition, considering I actually played it quite often during mornings sets in the late 90's, early 2000's...

wut about 2 blind mice??? Bliss u know the one ;)

omg, while we are at it, we might as well include a little 4am eternal!!!

Ufot=for what you dream of

iTS pretty ill, and it reminds to keep working hard on beats, so that one day my name will be in big letters on a fancy poster up in some dudes studio ;) (actually, my name is already on a fancy poster in some dudes studio :D ) ( but it could be on more posters, maybe even fancier, in other peoples studios)

Ufot-long live the oldskoolas

this thread needs some death..., ok!!!! thats a great idead!~!!!









and finally...





UFOT-NOW DIE YOU STUPID FUCKING USELESS THREAD!!!!

such good times... I mean, I love kraftwork and the orb, but I wasnt rocking out to them back then... Host, Trey gave me a poster from Chemical '96 when channel productions brought them and threw that huge rave at metropolis, I framed it and its hanging in my studio(awesome piece of montreal rave history to own)!!! They were on their exit planet dust tour at the time :)

Ufot-wow, was it that long ago...

Papua New Guinea, man I haven't heard that track in so long... Im listenning to it in my head right now, so many happ-E memories .... :D

Ufot-I can't see a rabbit in the moon, can you?

I believe you are refering to "born slippy" by underworld... very good track... ok, my picks for old an new, no order and more than one, not the best but ones I like(d)///

Old tracks :
caterpilar - keoki
higher state... - josh wink
get stoned - chemical brothers

old albums :
exit planet dust - chemical brothers
homework - daft punk
music for the jilted generation - prodigy

new tracks:
grindhouse - dubfire terror planet remix
hi friend - deadmou5
the shield - d ramirez & dirthy south

new albums:
steam circut - format b (sick-sick-sick)
alive - daft punk
the cross - justice

Ufot-the list never ends

she should have taken her shirt off... Im just saying, it coulda made it better...




nah, forget that, I want my 3mins back, NOW!

Ufot-geez, at least I wasnt rickrolled this time...sti!

well hello there :D

Ufot-where was this said party?

but zay do nosseeng!!!!

Ufot-take that toxic avenger!

if anyone actually cares about the side effects of polutants like vinyl, you should watch garbage island on vbstv... very sad and disconcerting...

and noah, that is a silly comment, dont encourage people to litter, regardless of people getting paid to pick it up, it aint right, PERIOD!

Ufot-slapping nothing with garbage

george, I can get you some jib, but it will be in the form of a 9" suppository shaped like an angry penis... so you can forget the light bulb and pick up some icy cold hemroids cream, cause it will burn the shit outta your ass while it melts in your bummy...

Ufot-insert dashingly bad comment below

Ken and Sarah as well as their kids Stewart and Amy had no idea they were about to be,,,

BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS!!!!

uFoT=your back, you watch, try, it hurts

the above video is supplied footage from a hacker known only as "senior fireworks"... people, this will get ugly!!!

THAT SOUNDS LIKE MY ENGINE :O

uOf-t=a transmission no one can here

its teh borring timez

Ufot-turn off, turn on, repeat, MASTERBATE!

quoi le fuck?

Ufot-zomg, they dont make any sense anymore...

" oh noes!!! not to smithereens!!!! " :O

Ufot=bahahaha

dont say I didnt warn you all...

Ufot-laughs, they are good arent they

his account is no longer available to the public???

Ufot=privateyes

she could always be a judge/announcer on the icecapades... for some reason I see her doing that much better...

Ufot-gimme a hotdog and beer and I'll give you nothing but a smile

yes, this should be most entertaining :D

Ufot-comon now, you cant teach a bitch new tricks, lipstick or no

so thats how drift-wood is made... hmmm....

Ufot-a boat sir, is for floating

...walks into kitchen, gets microwave popcorn, pulls up a chair, cracks open a beer, and waits....

Ufot-buckle up people, this may turn into a bumpy ride

touche! Very true dude, I still browse that mix u made for my show, honnestly I can't say I've heard anything like it since, maybe even before it for that matter... I definitely know that you appreciate obscure genres, as should all :)

Ufot-luv the beat, it will luv u back

screwhead, im surprised at you showing your teeth like that :P

Ufot-no all prog is commercial sounding, trust Milton the Machine

bah, I thought he died years ago...

Ufot-he must be fistycuffing with bob hope up there...

remerpering is overated

Ufot-close it up, lock it down

and I think we all agree, that would also mean:



NO CUPCAKES FOR YOU!!!

Ufot-why do I have to work on saturday... why?

wtv, Ottawa sucks anyways...do people actually still live in that shit hole of a capital?

Ufot-geez, lets just close everything, mkay?