Ufot-line em up and shoot em down

Occassionally, much as many on this site I am sure do, I price compare and shop online for different things (memory sticks, mp3 players, digital cameras etc) and often a great feature on many sites are the customer reviews...

here is the most entertaining one I`ve come across recently :

Reviews of the Samsung Q1 8gb MP3 Player (YP-Q1JCB) - Black on the futureshop website

It's not great, it's super good, 12/15/2008
Reviewer: Tarik, Ottawa, Ontario
This mp3 player has really changed my life too. I don't wake up unhappy anymore I wake up listening to tragic news stories on CBC radio and feel lucky to not be poor and in a war zone. The sound is so crystal clear that I can hear the radio host inhale before every sentence awesome This mp3 player even makes you do good things, like give in charity. The screen is so big and clear that I gave away my 42 inch plasma screen because I have my face glued to this player all the time. This player is a good listener too. I tell all my problems to the voice recorder and it doesn't interrupt me even once. All my problems are gone now thanks to Samsung and Futureshop. My only complaint is that Samsung didn't called this the Samsung Obama player because this player brings change to the world.

Ufot-bahahah, silly consumer, money is for rich kids

microfiber rags, you can buy them at most dollar store, great for cds and vinyl... as far as cleaning solutions, there are too many combinations to get into...

Ufot-rags eh

ya alex, i now live in the future, the year is 2075 and Milton Clark plays heavy minimal electro-tech house... care to join me for a space martini one of these weekends?

Ufot-my lexicon of electronica is busting at the seams...

santa brought me tons of emotional baggage, some pretty kool books, a beatport spending spree and an adopted panda (which was my favorite gifty)

Ufot-dont cry for me drama-queena

I've always found the lack of accurate manners to describe electronic music to people to be so fitting... kinda like the web, we are all so connected yet disconnected at the same time... back in the day, if you wanted to ask some one if they knew a new dylan track for example, you would only need a couple of lyrics and basic melody to asertain if the person knew the track or not... nowadays, most people barely know the artists names, forget the titles, and even then, how do replicate a portion of the track to some one accurately? I think its pretty funny, the fact that we can only make a handful of sounds, it would be really kool to film a whole bunch of people trying to describe their favorite electronic tracks with sounds...

Ufot-more communication means less communication?

alright, it was a joke, and a bad one...

Ufot=c`mon son, you`ll have to do better than that

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Ufot-i dont give a twit

personally, Sony MdrV600's are my #1 choice, my last pair lasted 7years, my current pair will probably last me that long as well... comfy, adjustable, very sturdy, great sound, they aren't the global standard for nothing...



Ufot=watch those levels... "WHAT??"

I think what Alex is trying to say, and I personally agree, is that one dimensional people are annoying and boring. Using a color, sexuality, nationality or religion to explain everything you think or do is pretty one dimensional. This type of person can be liked by some, for what he or she is, but that one track in life, to me anyways, represents closed mindedness, delusion, self indulgence, arrogance... oh yes and boringness. Pony`s can be kool, especially if they know a couple of tricks, but unless you suffer from a full frontal labotomy, one trick pony`s suck...

Ufot=amplify, fade, reduce, recycle

P lease
L eave
U s
R avewavers
S tupid!

P arty
L ike
U nderaged
R etarded
S kanks

P edobear
L oves
U nderaged
R aver
S odomy


U-nlikely
f-riend
o-nline
t-o all

alright, here's my positive contribution to the video game thread, some classics :









Ufot-childhoods, some are great

1+1=3 (if its unprotected)

Ufot-mmmmmm, it does go well with the chicken

"Sa finit en pleurnichage ou en DESTROY!!!" <<< AWESOME :D, I love that shindy!

Ufot-quotes, they are quotey

k well, now I feel bad so, sorry for commenting on this thread.

ufot-games don't kill people, gamers do... though generally they only kill 8 to 32 bit versions of people, who are sometimes real people, but only in the controller sense...

wow, Woody McBride, a name I have not heard in a while, I have most of his releases on vinyl, a true pioneer in the creepy acid style sound...

Ufot-there is method in my madness

Its not that I mind, I just think its kinda funny, I personally think he's harmless, its just, well, though you're right about the random crap and drama, Im just thinking, if he really likes games that much, and wants to post about them so consistently, it seems a waste to do it here, when he could rejoyce in the accalaids of his peers on gaming board and become the power house gamer he seems to want to be... or maybe he should just track down the young fred savage and ask him what the secrets are to the gaming universe... either way, it was more of an observation and comment then anything...

Ufot-being pc works, but is it personal?

betty, you are super right, but I haven't changed my car system(though i really should), and sometimes I get tired of burning cds; I also like to hear the news, traffic and sports stuff... otherwise, from time to time chom / cism /buzz and even ckut (though rarely these days) play good music, not to mention that I love radio broadcasting, so I like to see how different stations manage and promote content...

ufot-loving something that doesnt love you, not always the best idea

no offence bud, but arent there online gaming boards you should be "adding positive content" to? I have a hard time understanding what about [ rave.ca ] to you seems to just scream videogame mecca? Granted there are a lot users that probably got game, Im not sure that this is a unifying thing for them on this board...

Ufot-far be it for me to judge, but I'll see your beer and raise you 2 more!

belle guelle pilsner, I drink it a lot, I also spoil myself with Heinees and Stellas when I`m feeling saucy, also see : mosehead/alexander keith/boreal/griffon/stambroise/bodingtons/killkenny/pbr/ex/blue dry/...

Ufot-beer isnt a "like" for me, its a LOVE!

3 words minus : CATILINA WINE MIXER XD

ufot-almost peing pants is the best kinda comedy movie reation there can be

chom, one of the few stations barely worth listenning to whilst in an automobile, has completely (oh yes and mean completely) killed my desire to listen to the zep... also, I never liked them before, and now officially hate them, rush that is, and its all CHOM`s fault...

oh ya, and Kim Rossy can suck my dick, she is an annoying cunt...

Ufot-that is all friends...

rofl xD

I vote lala

Ufot-hooly noobtown shaggy!

dude, u know what I mean, its annoying when you are oline and on a roll in understand peoples statements and opinnions and then bam, when you least expect it, you totally missread what some one posts :p ....

bah, its like emotional messenger convos, dangerous and generally a bad idea

Ufot-missunderstanding since 1979

FO'shizzle'Ma'Nizzle

ufot-the geeks were right

ohhh... nevermind than, we see eye to eye :)

Ufot-missunderstandings are like breathing, easy to accomplish, easy to forget

ya fred, O_O , you're one of the last people I thought would say something like that, but wtv... I think seeing a dj play actual records from 15 years ago is way cooler and more authentic for the purpose of nostalgia and history, but some people would disagree... not to mention that I personally own tons of records which, honnestly good luck, you cannot find digital copies of...

Ufot-things change, mad re-arrange but it all stays the same like the love doctor (insert emotion)...

ya, I've been readin it for a while, that and styleproject... funny ass shit...

Ufot-why would they put the fire extinguisher in the snake pitt???

I think the person who would benefit the most from his banning would be him, I've said it before, he needs to spend more energy on the things that he cares about(music/gigs), rather than wasting it on agrivating the kids on this board, which is really wasting it...

but I dont care either way, as long as he keeps his trolling to a bare minimum, and if he gets outta hand, then a temp ban would be fine...

Ufot-sorry about nothing, its how I see it

yaya, he's like " I've had enough of this shit, IM OUT! "... and the control key was upset because alt key was the one who gave him the way out, and the entire time, the space bar was so high he didn't even fucking notice...

Ufot-stupid keys, monkeys are for puters

there's a dog version of this 2 no?

Ufot-jingle wut^^^^

Ufot-never trust that key

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I can play good oldskool techno, if you want material, check my tekno mix(though its not very downtempo), there`s some old skool stuff on that, otherwise I have tons of oldskool acid house and tech house; but ya steve lala has a ton of great oldskool shit :)

Ufot-those were the dayz

when I bought my laptop in states last year, I was so paranoid going through the border, thankfully I was with my mom in the car, so we had no hassles, I ditched the receipt and box and wutnot and even made the laptop bag look dusty and used :P

I think its the guilt factor, whenever I go to the states, I always get so nervous going through customs, I picture retarded scenarios like them asking me to pull over, guards openning my trunk and finding like a kilo of something I had no idea was there and then trying to defend myself... gawd I hate that nervous feeling...

Ufot-oh the things we do to get away

maybe it tastes like cheeseburgurs :D

Ufot-can I has?

I make good money each year... :)

Ufot-declare? declare what?

nonono, Im having a good day, those were just a bunch of things I thought of when I first read this post... random emotions and thoughts, the kind that a lot of people have... don`t worry Im fine :)

you know, the kind of thoughts that people dont always share, sometimes because they feel they can`t, sometimes because they didnt know they could... the human condition...

Ufot-emotions are stupid, which is part of why they are both cool and lame

ever feel like your chest is going to cave in because of feelings? Like you heart is about to explode? ever feel like the walls are closing in on you? ever feel like you can`t trust anyone? ever feel so choked up that you cant even utter a word, your throat is swollen with doubt, sadness, feelings of anger... ever get so teared up that you can`t see straight? ever look at a building and wonder what it would be like to just jump off? what makes sense in all of this is that there is nothing normal about being normal...

closing call

<ufo`t>my program is broken

this is awesome... wtf is it? Just a code? Code art?

Ufot-love the colors, hate the frame

empathy : –noun 1. the intellectual identification with or vicarious experiencing of the feelings, thoughts, or attitudes of another.
2. the imaginative ascribing to an object, as a natural object or work of art, feelings or attitudes present in oneself: By means of empathy, a great painting becomes a mirror of the self.

sympathy : noun, plural -thies, adjective
–noun 1. harmony of or agreement in feeling, as between persons or on the part of one person with respect to another.
2. the harmony of feeling naturally existing between persons of like tastes or opinion or of congenial dispositions.
3. the fact or power of sharing the feelings of another, esp. in sorrow or trouble; fellow feeling, compassion, or commiseration.

compassion : –noun 1. a feeling of deep sympathy and sorrow for another who is stricken by misfortune, accompanied by a strong desire to alleviate the suffering.
–verb (used with object) 2. Archaic. to compassionate.

sorry for your loss...

Ufot-the definition of language can help define how we use it