if you are unsuccessfull making a living off of your music, then perhaps you should consider getting a "non-music job", patience is the key to success, and though in an ideal world, musicians should be able to live off of their art, normally that isn't the case in the real world, at least not in the beginning...

Ufot-sorry, but the starving artist retoric is so cliche and old...

internet pron is 90's... its funny to think that people actually still pay for it...

Ufot-proning prons with some serious pron

I think decriminalizing would be a step in the right direction (for mary*j), but there are many reasons why a lot of drugs are illegal, and though some people might not agree with those reasons, they are in place for peoples legitimate safety, however squeued that may be...

Even marginal drugs like marijuana, though they seem harmless, do have side effects. For some people the side effects can be serious, others maybe not so much... either way wether illegal or not, all substances should be taken with caution and restraint, moderation is the key to maintaning, excess anything is generally not a good idea...

Ufot-growing old is pretty kool

zomg... teh pics of him on the bbc articles, yikes... makes him look like he's already been in prison...

Ufot-who the F#ck tattoos their head anyways>?

QUOI LE FUCK????

Ufot-omg carrrrrrreers and mistakes...

DO IT!!! I approve of the theft and encourage people to randomly insert childhood cartoon heros into daily dialogue....

Ufot=your mine optimus prime!!!

ya, its always been an epic battle between the cote-saint-jew bbq and challet... the frenchies Vs the Shilocks... oddly enough, I've always felt like the steal each others recepes, cause they taste pretty frikin close to each other... but its all about the sauce, there's the secret weapon...

Ufot-mmmmm chicken...

OMG!!! BAWHAHAHHAHAHA.... OKOK, its on megatron, if you get a good response and shoot a nasty reply, my dollar is yours!!!

Ufot-holly crap, I truly love the interweb

i ate challet bbq 2nite, and it was greasy chicken good... but I've felt like I've have a touch of the downs'syndrome since then... godamn heart slowing sauce... wtf is in that godloving gravy anyways?

Ufot-mmmmmm, heart stoping good...

i can't be mean like that, god already told me Im in unless I screw things up... YOU DO IT!

I'll give you a dollar... :D

Ufot=1 dollar aint half bad for 2 minutes work...

and T, when you do it, u must post the replies and originals... otherwise no dollar!

or even better, send him a gig email, but ask for specific producer names... then when he replies with some, reply back being like "thats just not minimal enough... its kinda like the junk between bad minimal and the stuff we are looking for, sorry, you aren't underground enough"

Ufot---wow, there are three lines this time!~

GUYS!!!

stop making fun of my add, I need the extra cash...

Ufot-strip clubs just dont pay what they used to

bah, though it would be awesome to see vins in a habs shirt, I still vote we get boomeester, he will be a lot cheaper(cost less money and trades) and he is exactly what our blue line could use...

Ufot-GO HABS GO!!!! U GUNA DIE BOSTONIANS

dude, Im ready for a breakfast battle any day, my skillz are famous, if there is a meal I can rock to the sun and back, its teh breakfast!!!!

Ufot-mmmm, eggs, bacon, sausage, tatoes, grits, coffee... the world is a fine place

Sick set bro, very glad to have had you on my show!!! Its just another afirmation of how we have a hugely talented pool of dj's/producers/musicians on our fair island...

Ufot-keep em coming, they will live

my cupcakes ended up looking like tits :D or so I was told...

Ufot-cup-chests and breast-cakes

APPARENTLY THE IMG TAGS ARENT WORKING... :(

Ufot-yesir! Another year filled with great music.... and beer....

it was figurative melo :P

Im not married yet, but thanks to walt disney, I will be one day... frikin happy endings.... pshh....

Ufot-with this cupcake, I take thee, o'sugar goddess!!

uh... none yet, but me and teh wife are going 2 bed soon? ;)

Ufot-crosses fingers and hopes for gnr bedtime romance scene?

I made chocolate chip cheese cake cupcakes and they kick ass :D

ufot-mmmmm...good ideas taste good...

fuck that, im making cupcakes 2nite :D

Ufot-hope I can do this... :"D

they sell "dj gear" too!!! for all you stanton needs (mouhahahah)

Ufot-future nothing, lets scalp some ceo's

i wan teh cupcakez

now im hungry,,,,

Ufot-illegal use of comma

ouch... its true, both embarassing and true... I love real coffee, but I guess over the years I've developed a taste for "cheaper" wanabe coffee, only certain brands mind you... Anyways, I like my coffee but I'm by no means a conaisseur... I know as much about coffee as I do about wine; not very much, some I like, some I don't...

Ufot-oops, le cafe made my day go le cheap

this collab sounds like a fun idead

fot-wher'd U go?

I drink 2 tims a day, I love tims... I have some PC gourmet crap at home, which really sucks, no matter how much cream you put(or sugar for that matter) I don't know why I keep buying that crap though, I think this will be my last tin...

The best coffee I had in a while was from the fresh roast bean place at atwater market near my place, they sell this half/half blend that is so good, but also kinda pricey...

Ufot-mmmmm coffee

I'd be the fifth element, cause mila is hot-hot-hot!!! and I'd stay home all day and play with myself////

Ufot-oooo111oo1o1

moules=gross

but im not a fan of most seafood, I eat almost none... they really are gross though, the smell makes me feel sick and watching people eat them doesnt help.... I'll take the beer, you take the moules...

Ufot-was moulee a slang racist word from teh 50's?

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1,385 of 1,406 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars The Secret saved my life!, December 4, 2007
By Ari Brouillette (Kensington, CA United States) - See all my reviews
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Please allow me to share with you how "The Secret" changed my life and in a very real and substantive way allowed me to overcome a severe crisis in my personal life. It is well known that the premise of "The Secret" is the science of attracting the things in life that you desire and need and in removing from your life those things that you don't want. Before finding this book, I knew nothing of these principles, the process of positive visualization, and had actually engaged in reckless behaviors to the point of endangering my own life and wellbeing.
At age 36, I found myself in a medium security prison serving 3-5 years for destruction of government property and public intoxication. This was stiff punishment for drunkenly defecating in a mailbox but as the judge pointed out, this was my third conviction for the exact same crime. I obviously had an alcohol problem and a deep and intense disrespect for the postal system, but even more importantly I was ignoring the very fabric of our metaphysical reality and inviting destructive influences into my life.
My fourth day in prison was the first day that I was allowed in general population and while in the recreation yard I was approached by a prisoner named Marcus who calmly informed me that as a new prisoner I had been purchased by him for three packs of Winston cigarettes and 8 ounces of Pruno (prison wine). Marcus elaborated further that I could expect to be anally raped by him on a daily basis and that I had pretty eyes.
Needless to say, I was deeply shocked that my life had sunk to this level. Although I've never been homophobic I was discovering that I was very rape phobic and dismayed by my overall personal street value of roughly $15. I returned to my cell and sat very quietly, searching myself for answers on how I could improve my life and distance myself from harmful outside influences. At that point, in what I consider to be a miraculous moment, my cell mate Jim Norton informed me that he knew about the Marcus situation and that he had something that could solve my problems. He handed me a copy of "The Secret". Normally I wouldn't have turned to a self help book to resolve such a severe and immediate threat but I literally didn't have any other available alternatives. I immediately opened the book and began to read.
The first few chapters deal with the essence of something called the "Law of Attraction" in which a primal universal force is available to us and can be harnessed for the betterment of our lives. The theoretical nature of the first few chapters wasn't exactly putting me at peace. In fact, I had never meditated and had great difficulty with closing out the chaotic noises of the prison and visualizing the positive changes that I so dearly needed. It was when I reached Chapter 6 "The Secret to Relationships" that I realized how this book could help me distance myself from Marcus and his negative intentions. Starting with chapter six there was a cavity carved into the book and in that cavity was a prison shiv. This particular shiv was a toothbrush with a handle that had been repeatedly melted and ground into a razor sharp point.
The next day in the exercise yard I carried "The Secret" with me and when Marcus approached me I opened the book and stabbed him in the neck. The next eight weeks in solitary confinement provided ample time to practice positive visualization and the 16 hours per day of absolute darkness actually made visualization about the only thing that I actually could do. I'm not sure that everybody's life will be changed in such a dramatic way by this book but I'm very thankful to have found it and will continue to recommend it heartily.


Ufot=Hahahhahaha, who doesnt love a good ol fashioned shiving?

hi dee!

(ufot)-ouch my ears hurt... frikin milton....

mmmm... creme brule.... sorry for you loss hosty, hope you find it!

Ufot-why are burnt desert so damn good?

I want teh smash mouth "all start" musical colgate toofbrush...

Ufot-gay radio, its infected our city for years!

best.music.video.evah

Ufot=good job joey, you've done it again :D

Before I ever touched turntables, I used to play sax; jazz/big band/blues/improv.... I haven't played sax ever since I started dj'ing, thats how addicted I became. For some people its a hobby, for others its a profession, either way for many it can become an obsession....

My name is Nicholas and I'm a Dj'holic

Ufot-once infected with the beatdisease, there is no cure

hahaha, nothing says bff better than shopping for JT postas!!! But for serious, one of the most epic b-day gifts we got this friend of ours was a an actual hana montana diary(god bless the dollar store), we all almost shit ourselves laughing at him when he openned it... he's 35.... LOL

Ufot-I would like a beedazler please :D

[opens hana montana dairy]

" dear diary, today version made fun of me on the forum and that hurt my feelings..."

[closes diary, kisses it and places it back under pillow]

Ufot-geez!!!! gimme some cheese!!!

wut was that about a stone-rave...???? (cough, been done, cough)





Ufot-weeeeee

hating is soooo 2008, geez...

Ufot-get with the love folks, cause we only gots 3 years left!

im closely following the Zune... I think if I decided to buy an mp3 playa, it would be a zune

Ufot-charlie bravo

sabre is a command prompt account in linux.... yest, i is com-puter

Ufot-oh noes, the codes infected my brain!!