Shit... its been a while since I've seen the flick.. it's hazy... alright... here we go with the ultimate tie in.

Mirror = Night of the Living Dead
Hour = Return of the Living Dead

you be the judge about what that even means.

Shit.. YOU'RE the American Cookie Council.. fuck.. you're so gonna bust me for that cookie stealin' thing...

I heard they go down on you on the first date!!

Apparently you missed the great cookie war. It was brought to an end by the American Cookie Council.

Well.. its supposed to be an isotope or something in the original. but in the porn.. it's pretty clearly just a glowstick...

And nuclear glowsticks would definately cut down on the glowstick twirling population.

g'night

Well.. there'd still be the tarman and stuff... and the main characters who get bitten by yellow-dude... you just wouldn't have the whole cemetary... fuck that shit.. ZOMBIES!!

I just said.. I don't mind the french.. but somehow I've never had sex with one...

Umm.. haven't you seen Re-Animator? That's a NUCLEAR glowstick... jeez.. otherwise ODs at raves would be a LOT funnier.

And I dunno man (Screwhead) this is pretty bad.

Yeah.. that was fucking horrible.

I'm 1/2 german and 1/2 english... I have no distaste for the french... but in every war part of my heritage wanted them dead

Hmm

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Dig the trailer.

I don't have a drop of french blood in me.. I've never even fucked a french chick... wierd...

Couldn't you just fill it yourself? Or.. get a friend to fill it if you're a girl?

Hey man.. we brought cookies into the mix... you shoulda been there.. an hour ago.. we're on to porn now I think.. oh and zombies

French is so unfunny.

Yeah... thats why it took so long to get re-released.. I think they didn't pay some of the bands or something... and yeah.. the tits were sweet. Also.. first Zombie flick where they ran (according to the director its because they didn't have a big make-up budget so they had to be scarier by being faster)

Man.. I would put like a little chamber in the plastic cock and fill it with spunk... and hook it up to remote control and then when she's least expecting it.. zow! That'd teach her... what it would teach her would be to never ever trust a man ever... not even a plastic one.

Bustah Rhymes is in all the best porns

boat

Yup... I actually heard a survey that something like 50% of Italian men think about soccer when they fuck...

Nah man.. "send more cops..."

"send more paramedics..."

"trash is gettin' naked again!"

and the soundtrick kicks some serious ass The Cramps.. The Damned... yeah...

Not your dock! Where will you park your boat!!

I like to see if I can spurt on each tit and the belly button.. its good to have goals.. and when you do it.. you get to shout "GOAL!!"

That's the reference in my nick.. it's punk-rock love man.. trash and suicide...

Every character in that movie is solid gold..

Shit.. is she the one they spread that jelly on her ass and then light it and she says "Stop My ass is on Fire"? No wait.. that's the chick from that movie "Stop My Ass Is On Fire".. nevermind...

And again.. I tip my hat to you sir.

Because you eat those supliments to make your goo taste like fruits...

Your mom's in the Shining?

"Don't worry baby.. I'll just cum on your tummy... " then WHAM in her eyes and hair! She'd never see it coming... god... a year without an orgasm.. are you a monk!?

Once again.. you've one upped me.. why oh why is it so easy for you?

And now all I want to do is stir a bowl of punch with my dick.. shit...

Man.. you totally got that in first... it was like.. a word association JAM! Word...

Marshmellow Fluff

NUTELLA!

Nutella

Yeah... that's for the best. "These pages are stuck together"

"Uh.. I spilt glue on them"

God.. now I'm horny.

Yup

Yeah.. that's great... but you can only play once.. and if you play in teams it always gets fucked up./

Just another amazing invention from Willy Wonka.