Wait.. you need a lift TO nyc? But not FROM nyc?

Holy shit.. if that's real that porcupine is FUCKED...
I can just see the dog "Once those quills are all stuck in me.. that fucker is DOGMEAT~"

Thoughts on Metros, Public Transportation and Suicide. By Moi.
In point form for easy reading!

-People can just as easily stand in between the seats, not just near the doors
-Suburban public transport is the worst, suburbians like to have a seat in between every person, and if you take that seat.. WATCH YOURSELF! An old lady might glare at you the WHOLE RIDE! (oooOooOOOoooHH)
-Metro suicide, much like bulding jumping or anything else like that is what I like to call "the last cry for attention". If you just want to kill yourself because you're depressed, how about doing it in a way that would affect the LEAST amount of people? For instance, if I were to kill myself, I would rent a hotel room, draw a warm bath, and slit my wrists under the warm water (it hurts barely at all that way (they say), and you barely realize you're bleeding). One cleaning lady's day would be ruined, and then everyone else involved would be police. It would also save my family and friends the horrific ordeal of being the ones to find my body. Fuck.. if I killed myself I'd be considerate about it.
-There are signs up in the metros these days that tell you if you see someone distressed you should tell the metro man. I'm pretty sure if I did, he would yell at me.. since basically that's all they do.. yell.
-New York subways aren't as bad most people think, that's because there's often multiple ways to get to the same destination, and in rush hour.. there's a SHIT ton of trains.. miss one.. wait 30 seconds, catch the next.
-I've never been to Japan
-Standing in the middle of the bus makes me queasy
-Props to ariane for keepin her head on her shoulders

The End.

Nah man.. she trained to do that, it wasn't a "lucky shot" for sure. And she wasn't hurt badly.. when you wait for the clip to run out there's a little shot after the title where she shakes her head.. she was probably stoked that they did it, just woozy from cracking her heda.. there was no blood or anything. The assgrab from one of the guys is where its at...

I need to meet some of you people.

Sometimes yes sometimes no...

I don't get it :P

Is anybody up right now besides me?

Jesus dude.. lay off the boozies.. AND the boobies... Goddamn I'm clever.

I don't eat cake.

I think its fake... can we get a consensus?

I dunno who made them.. I just playskool because it rhymed with Fool.

I'm still waiting for first snow.

Yikes.. really bad joke. I am clean! Who's with me for sex?

Umm... ok.

Have a good one.

Lesbian

That's true of anyone though.. not just boy fairies.

Ha ha.. I influenced what Mico was thinking RIGHT NOW.. I rule this thread. Muah ha ha ha... wow.. that wore off FAST... bored again.

Seriously.. if I could spin I would be PROUD if those were my decks... and let everyone know.

Spinnin'on Plakskool fool!!

And the Thomas the Train Engine is AWESOME!

Ha ha.. seriously... "My biggest fantasy is to run up to a girl and spooge on her jacket... so sexy.."

A real diaphram (still n0t sure on the term) is worn like underwear.. me thinks... I should google this... but I won't.

I mean mystical ones.. boy fairies at stereo and parking are just body builders

Shit.. I just forgot what the word for "girl condom" was... shit... there's a word and everything... I think it's a diophram... but I might be wrong.

And fake things are always funny... like when the pope's face was on all that porn. FUNNY. Or fake tits... HILARIOUS!

Milk

I'll yell it to the world.

A mash-up of them both! YES!

And then we'll video tape it!!

Wow.. to wierd for you.. I thought you had NO standards.

Wow..this is like the rumour of the century.. Istill don't know if its happening or not...

Yeah.. that's because Americans are racist. And the whole New Orleans thing has triggered a whole new racial debate, whether the racism in question is actual or satirical on the other hand... that's a different story.

Vice said somethingsimilar in one of their drug columns...but props to writing like Vice. If that was your intention.

I think any drug is only what you make of it. If you think an experience is fake, its fake. If you think its deep and meaningful..then it is.

Fuck everyone is sick.

More like a pair of pants that have an apron in front ofthem... giving the ILLUSION of a skirt

What about a boy fairy? They must exist. I dig fairy wings... (on girls.. and sometimes on me..but only for costumes)

And another win... dun dund dun

Mario

Man... I was never into that.. I wanna see a black metal/candy raver throwdown!

Boom-ba-boom.

When he evolves into a being of pure light? ( Ihaven't seen it in about 5 years) the monolith is symbolic of an evolutionary LEAP... as opposed to the slow plodding course evolution normally takes.