I'll just find someone bigger then you.. I know the bouncers at Hatters.. they do my bidding... moughhahghghaahh... it would be funny though nonetheless.

Baby jesus is the best when he's fried.

Remind me to get someone to hit you with a belt.

Baby Jesus is frying up up to heaven in a magnificent frying pan and glorified by his sizzling baby fat and chicken wings!

Man.. I scare myself sometimes.

The amount of substances that you abuse must truly be staggering.

If you can hook something else up go with that... my reliability rating is weak.. I wouldn't probably know until the end of the month for sure... (end of october)

moon

Do you know the olsen twins personally.. how can you be sure!?

Hallelujah!

Yeah.. if you write long replies.. they'd better be funny.. or else people just won't read them...

While I too am opposed to hippies in general, the opposite of hippy is not war-mongerer. And both ful-metal jacket and jarhead are pretty clear pot-shots at what is WRONG with war... not glorifying it at all...

I'm sure I've met loads of you (with the exception of you mister prairie)... just no idea who you are... in that I find myself at foufs at lesat once or twice a week, at blue dogs similarily often, and the "most attended" party at least once a month...

I've certainly never seen a little animated monkey with gems in his eyes at any of thsose places though...

War is awesome!? I'm not even gonna start... there's just so much wrong with that.

Popo means "kiss"

Yeah.. pure chemical.. lol... that's what I was implying. As in.. a low amount of coffee mate or rate poison

I think this is gonna be my new years jam... I think.

Too many college frat types for my liking.. still awesome though/

Too expensive now.. and besides.. I got other places to be. But it DOES look like an awesome night.

My bad... wasn't following the thread properly.. totally missed that.

Jesus.. is he still there? Or has he taken off?

Maybe interested... not sure yet... my schedule is all messed up.

HAMBURGLAR!!! I'm not gonna be happy until someone is the hamburglar.

Twin Peaks

Yeah.. but I assume she appears on the first snow ANYWHERE... so she'll be in NDG for the first snow in NDG.. then I'll get her.

Maybe its because more people are dancing to the hardcore?

Nice to know.
Also, wasn't someone gonna go as the hamburglar?

"Brian.. your ears... are so soft... how do you get them so soft... they're SO soft..."

It just goes on and on.. it's awesome.

Yeah.. those were called "one legged pants" different thing.

Seriously... unless it was a staged animal fight, the dog probably did it all natural like.

I like the little history thing... and when I read it.. I remembered that Conan used Crunk for a few years in the nineties... heh... Imagine conan in a Lil Jon video?

I thought it was fake at first, but now.. I can't be sure.

For sure man... "He winds upslapshotsave!!!" They just talk real fast...

Kids need discipline, but its up to the parent to find the most effective and least destructive means to control and raise their kids.

Well.. there are degrees of purity.. as far as 100% pure... not a chance.

I'm just gonna props Nimi on a your mom burn.. it's been awhile...

I think this is actually accurate...

[ crunk.urbanup.com ]

The best show on TV these days is (for me anyhow) Arrested Development... also because it's not an HBO show.. it actually plays in Primteime.. on Fox..

My mom would hit us with pretty much anything that she could get her hands on.. though her favorite was the "beating stick" which was a wooden paint stirring stick... it was painted a delightful rainbow pattern. Until it broke. Then she procured one made of thick plastic. It sucked.

Not from the movie, but from the show.. speaking of amphetemines...

When peter takes e?

Oh man.. I peed myself... in a manly way of course.

Shit... I have so many places to be... goddamnit! I don't think I can make it.. and if I can.. it'll only be for the beginning hours (which are usually the quietest)