Sarcasm never translates well on the internet, and when you toss in a language barrier, it gets even harder to pick up on. The age of instant communication has brought with it the age of instant misunderstandings.

You totally can`t... etch-a-sketch never gets perfectly black like that.. and there`d have to be a line connecting everything.... the letters were added.. still an awesome pic though.

Thanks Psonyk.. I mean.. a lot of my close friends who know all the details and have been with me every step of the way often mention that they`re in complete awe of the fact that I haven`t gone apeshit in one way or the other.. and I think that`s a good thing.. I haven`t lost myself to anger/drugs/depression or anything... so i think I`m sort of one step ahead of the game in some senses...

When most guys hear about my situation they`re all like "I would kill him" or whatever...

Different strokes...

There was also a Ghost Dog pen and paper RPG...

No, but an orange jumpsuit with a devo hat and sunglasses isn't too far off from a candy outfit... but Devo DOES NOT EQUAL CANDY.. seriously.. that's not what I was implying... yikes...

I dunno.. I realize that I can live a happy life without her... it's just a matter of whether I WANT to or not really.

I doesn't really matter... you dressed up as Devo to get into Harddrive... that's ALMOST candy... we'll stealthily wrap some beads around you when you're drunk and you won't even notice...

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Yeah, but really.. that's all love is in the first place... I dunno.. its super fucked... I just wanna be loved and love someone back!! *cries* lol.. but seriously... its not as one sided as these things usually are.. like I said... I'm doing like a zillion million times better then I was last summer... the trouble is I still definately want Hil in my life.. preferably as my lover, but mos def in my life in some way...

Overtime loss, but still a point..

FUCK KOIVU AND BEGIN MAN!! Why they gotta be gettin' penalties like that...

Serious props to Miller though... that guy was on fire... great fucking game in my opinion... a win woulda been better of course, but I walked away pretty happy.

Say... didn't you move to another country? I'm sure that helped loads. But yeah... you guys are failing to realise that with me and Hil there are actually a fair amount of good times too... like... we spend the weekends together pretty often (because her new man doesn't party for shit) and then its like... 2-3 days of old times ).. if it was seriously ALL bad... of course I wouldn't be holding on. Truth be told, there's more good then bad most of the time.. but I'm just sort of lacking that "completely whole" feeling...

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Oh man.. I hope you're right.. I know I gotta snap out of it.. but its a question of timing.. it'll happen when its supposed to happen, ya know?

Heh.. I find myself, and her, and the whole situation annoying.. I'm just sick of the whole thing.. I hear where you're coming from man.. and believe me... you shoulda seen me like... 5-6 months ago.. it was a lot worse...

But in all fairness, I don't want you to think that its just the unending pile of shit... its hard to explain, if ever we see eachother at a party or something, I'll give you the full down-lo.... its too long and complicated and deserves to be in a novel or movie or something...

Its true... the best porn parties are usually after parties where you already have the crew all set up with a good number of both sexes and just go with the "let's just go back to my place and watch porn..." impromptu almost always works out best for that sort of affair in my opinion... or... have it organized by a chick... also works.

There was a Ghost Writer TV show.. where they solved mysteries with the help of the mysterious "Ghost Writer"... I really don't remember it that much.. I think it played before Wishbone.

Yeah.. I agree with the over-the-top affection thing... but I mean... you hear one of your friends is puking their guts out for days on end... you call right? Say "How's it going, I heard you were sick..." etc etc... I really don't consider that over-the-top... meh.. whatever... I'm trying to make a transition here, seriously... it just takes time... I guess... thanks for the concern though man, seriously.

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Hey.. you brought in Bender... at any rate, I think it really depends on the terminator... Robocop kicked a lot more ass in the comics because he wasn't hindered by a limited special effects budget and could actually move around quickly and kick some ass as opposed to plodding around in a big plastic suit...

Hmmm... I think I might go this weekend.. hopefully I'll be able to get the 15s.. but definately the 20s I'm guessing...

I think Tron Guy would win.. since he actually HAS the outfit.. and isn't just edited into it...

For sure... I mean.. he's a competent actor but I can just imagine studio execs being like "Aww ______ isn't available? And neither is ________ ? Man... I guess that means we'll just have to go with Nick Cage"

Amen to that... like right now, I just called her up to see how she was feeling (she's been puking her guts out for the last 3 days, I would call any of my friends in that sitch) and somehow.. I got yelled at... what the fuck!? Love fucks up everything so much that I can't even be friends with an otherwise great girl.. arggh.

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(Ok.. I feel the need to offer a video as means of that association.. its so random... [ www.thelonelyisland.com ] )

Thank you sir.

Oh I hear that man.. but still the heights of pleasure that can be met with the person who for all intents and purposes is your soul mate really outshine fun flings... not to say the flings aren't fun... they just don't compare, so its like.. what's the point? How much fun can you have riding the kiddie coaster after getting used to the monster?

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You can just imagine the computer guy selling the thing "You will literally NEVER need more storage space, deleting things will become a thing of the past!"

It'll all just end in tears and meaningless sex.. :P lol... I'm sure I'll run into you at some party or another.. thanks for the offer!

Hey man.. let's not forget about the Transformers... the autobots were supposed to be revived in 1984, and Autobot City was completed construction on earth in 2005... Autobots would totally save our asses from terminators.

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Fucking Nick Cage.. honestly... I hate him.. he gets good roles, and he's even in a few decent flicks.. but I daresay there isn't a single film where the part couldn't have been done better.

I really enjoyed "Lord Of War" but at the end of the film I was like "Nick Cage really didn't need to be the lead, I'm sure someone could've nailed it and really made this movie stand out..." and that's always the case...

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Something is just so undeniably cool about steam power.

Yeah... I hear that Ze`ev... I used to be a slick motherfucker who got all the ladies and wasn't attached to anybody but myself, and in truth, I was pretty happy... then one came along and melted the shit out of my armor and like a chump I trusted her, fell in love, got married, got FUCKED! 10 months later.. still reeling and trying to get my feet back under me.

Big ups to that dude for real.. but in that pic.. I'll admit that he pretty much looks like a ghost...

Maybe if he was smiling?

Next cheapest are what 20? or 25?

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I don't think they're making any new ones... but I'm not sure.

that's a falasy.. pickled eggs are NOBODY'S friends... imho.

Yeah.. but we're all living proof that Terminator didn't succeed in his mission... or we'd be dead some 7 years ago

Where'd you rent it?

But nobody seems real interested in your partay.