yes!!!!!! I remember taking that one at Stereo and I haluucinated.....seriously.......sooOOoo strong.

oops....I just corrected my type-o...I was dosing off just by typping this cause it's like one of the longest post ever (of mine)

Most boring movie ever!

I LITERALLY fell asleep and only woke up cause my drool hit my hand....that's how boring it was....the whole movie was like a big silence |(even though he was in a MUSIC band but anyways, it's about his death ok fine) with mostly staring at Cobain's face.....let me resume the movie for everyone here:

so he got high on heroin, walked around and babbled a few things to then shoot himself.....oh and apparently there's like a gay or bi scene involving the dude from The Foo Fighters (forgot the name) but I missed it cause I was SLEEPING.

THE END.

I would've left the place and asked for a refund but my friends wanted to give it chance so I dosed off and they were just as disapointed as me.

I miss that show...it's been years for me

hahah yeah Hollywood...."You know the drill. Drop the bill" "Gimme da money honey!"

I hear that Eastern Europe like to rock to da hard-tech....I'm so jealous Nick!

hahaha seriously, I have met many retarded uncool black people as well as english people who are so smart they somehow have to play the racial card to make a completly unrelated point come across...which is in a way, oh dare I say it? retarded?

anyways, my point is, unless madforbrad is german, I don't understand why the racist comments were brought up. You could have just sticked to the topic at hand......then again, what do I know I'm not English-elite hahaha

make meth not war hahahaha

I remember my first raves and I will never forget it.....it in '97 and it felt like the parties were only getting better and better but then all of a sudden....well you all know....

well you can always change it but anyways....wtf is LED?

okeeeyyy there buddy....

I pee at the shower

hahahahahahaha

yeah it's true, it's like people use to comment all at the same time, at the begining and now everyone stopped caring so I just moved to other messageboards for that....plus, it's more intresting to me to go on sites where the other producers listen to techno cause well u know...that's mah thang....werd....chachangchang....brrrbop! *bored* hehehe

Ta mère est tellement conne que y'a deja un thread a son sujet dans la section Silly Games

no way, if I have a doctor in the same room, I ask him to check my bunion for free...it's like yo common at least a quick look, just to tell me if it's something worth worrying about


I mean come on, dont you watch Curb Your Enthusiasm?

[ www.bodybouncer.com ]

watch the vid here

[ www.bodybouncer.com ]

and check out this site, it kills time

[ www.coolquiz.com ]

I had doubts about the Baseball claim but I found something here

The first recorded game of baseball was on June 4, 1838 in BeachVille, London, Ontario.Over a year before Abner Doubleday was said to 'invent' it. And 7 years before Alexander Cartwright was claimed to have invented the modern baseball field and rules for the game. [ www.craigmarlatt.com ]

hahaha wtf?!

ok here's a fun fact email I got for Canada day (yeah I know it was 25 days ago

anyways, the email goes like so.

EAT YOUR HEART OUT WORLD.......

SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?



1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down

4. Baseball is Canadian

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass

10. Tim Hortons kicks Krispy Kreme's ass

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.

14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.

16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. We have coloured money.

25. Our beer advertisments kick ass

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!


24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

25. And we don't bomb our allies.



oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

GAK, are you telling Neoform he could porbably possibly maybe be wrong?

hey Im pretty sure I've seen this before....when I say seen it's because I actually saw a vid of thescreen.

wait a sec? you're emo?

oh yeah feliz cumple!

OOoooMG! HAPPY FUCKING B-DAY!

I wont forget to give you a well deserved middle finger b-day when I see you.


*flips Sharon off*

man I feel the same way about latin-america and I surround myself with other latins who dont pretend to be latin-americans....we just are...and then again we cant pretend to be the coffee grower or mambo king that we are expected to be because we didnt grow up there (though we might have been born there) and then again....if you go to big latin cities, people dont try to be what they are, they just are so why should we?

anyways, I dont wanna start my own rant here cause it's the Asian thread anyways hehehe.

hehehe well I just fell on it when I was a child


and to the one who made a comment about making a site on Asian pride on a page all in english please note that McDonald's page is for Asian-Americans.....they're not that stupid I guess.

Q: what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A: a pizza won't screem in the oven.

Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?

The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.

A woman went into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband�s funeral. She told the director that she wanted her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asked, �Wouldn�t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?�
"No," she insisted as she handed him a check to buy a dark blue suit. "It must be blue."

When she came back for the wake, she saw her husband in the coffin, and he was wearing a beautiful blue suit. She told the director how much she loved the suit and asked how much it cost.

He said, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her, so I switched the heads."

How does Snoop Doggy Dogg keep his white clothes their whitest?

...

...

...

he uses BLEEEEEE-AAAAATCH!

A flea had oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, had spread out his blanket, and was proceeding to soak up the Miami sun when who should stumble by on the beach but an old flea friend of his.

"Oscar, what happened to you?", asked the flea, because Oscar looked terrible, wrapped up in a blanket, his nose running, his eyes red, and his teeth chattering.

"I got a ride down here in some guy's moustache and he came down here by motorcycle. I nearly froze my nuts off," wheezed Oscar.

"Let me give you a tip, old pal," said the first flea, spreading some more suntan oil on his shoulders. "You go to the stewardess lounge at the airport, see, and you get up on the toilet seat, and when an Air Florida stewardess comes in to take a leak, you hop on for a nice warm ride. Got it?"

So you can imagine the flea's surprise when, a month or so later, while stretched out all warm and comfortable on the beach, who should he see but Oscar - looking more chilled and miserable than before.

"Listen," said Oscar, "I did everything you said. I made it to the stewardess lounge and waited till a really cute one came in, and made a perfect landing and got so warm and cozy that I dozed right off."

"And so?" asked the first flea.

"And so the next thing I know, I'm on this guy's moustache again!"

Beer Study

Yesterday, scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should reconsider their beer consumption.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed six pints of beer each within a one-hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned....

what did one necropheliac say to the other necropheliac.











how about a cold one?

A Japanese guy was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asked the
teller, "Why it change, yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen - today I get a
Hunat eighty?"

"Fluctuations" said the teller.

"Fluc you white guys too" said the Japanese guy.

Q. What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?

A. I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A woman standing naked in front of a bedroom mirror says to her husband.
"Honey, I look fat, ugly, and pale. Give me a compliment to cheer me up."

The husband thinks for a second and replies, "At least there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

Mc Donald's?! I dont get this site....really confused right here

[ www.i-am-asian.com ]

yeah that was me who had posted it

[ www.rave.ca ]

haha yeah those were my thoughts exactly

ah oui, j'oubliais, le nom du party.....c'est Embryon III

bah oui, je sais ske j'ai vu quand meme, c'etait un pre-flyer par contre avec LAB 4, Rowland The Bastard, evidement y'avait Indica et Pop-Eye mais je sais plus ensuite....