so there's these 2 gay guys in the cabin of a bar's washroom and they're feeling horny as shit and so one of them is like

"oh yeah baby, I want you right here and right now. Let's get in on!"

so the other one asks if he has any condoms on him because he's all out.

After realising that they're both all out, he decides to go and get some at the dep across the street.(it's one of those bars that don't sell condoms...it's possible)

"You just wait right here and I'll be right back.....and don't u dare start without me! is that clear?!"

"yeah sure, don't worry about it baby but do hurry for I am so hot right now sugar buns."

"I'll be back in a matter of seconds but DON'T start without me!"

"I won't, I won't. Promise, pinky swear!"

so he runs outside to get some condoms and as he runs back inside the washroom, he slips and falls on his ass!.....he notices that all the washroom walls and the ceiling with the floor are covered in a thick layer of cum!!!!

so as he gets back on his feets, he screams

"You just couldn't wait for me now could ya?!?!"

and so the other one replys

"That's not it baby and I'm really sorry but all I did was fart!"

yeah what he said :)

this is sooooo sketchy is so many ways...



why is it only 100tix? What is Micheal Jackson planning on doing to these kids high on E with no inhibitions? Why does he charge 725.00$ to rape them?....errr, I mean What is Micheal Jackson planning on doing to these kids?

yes that is me! I do hate cats but that's because they hate me. I love dogs but since I've met Chelsea's Bailey, it's like.....nah it's because it's a baby....I mean, a baby's a baby, right? It's cute and all but once that Baby becomes some stuck up cat like all of 'em, it's all downhill again.


It's funny u remembered that, I didn't think I was clear enough about my thoughts on cats....it's their fault for giving me attitude!

you're good.....or sick....or both....you're cool either way ;)

what do u mean, expected? u saw that punch line coming?

it's cállate! and btw, can u smell what the rock is cooking?....*sniff**sniff*....it's smells like hard.

I agree that nobody is LITTERALLY running out of gas....I was just explaining the picture in a "charicaturerized" manner.(can I say that in english? I'm not sure)

ouais mais ils viennent pas justement de dire que c'est pas prouver? Que leurs etudes n'avaient jamais conclu a [ ca ] voudrait dire que les downs et les depressions sont surement causees par quelquechose d'autre, non?

Honettement, j'ai jamais personnellement senti de depressions, meme courtes, sur un down de E....peut-etre que j'en ai eu et j'l'ai avaient ignorer mais je doute fortment que ca marche comme ca.......de la fatigue, j'en ai senti c'est sur duh! pis du manque de patience, des fois avec ma soeur mais elle est vraiment chiante des fois pis en plus elle se fout si t'es fatiguer a mort ou pas:b

Maintenant, j'suis curieux de savoir ce qui causerait ses depressions de downs de E..........c'etait pourtant une explication qui faisait du sens et qui parraissait logique.

a suivre...

too much? sometimes?















































u mean all the time, right?

hey that's V......so? eveyeone else wrote it.......and yeah she's chill and she's like partly Argentinian and that's not cool because she understands spanish but not enough if I speak fast......so yeah, that's V.......I've met her ages ago and she's still good friends with one of my bestes of friends which makes her cool by definition and she's cool on top of that..................................................................................................her name's V....................well that's not really her name, righ. that's what people call her..................anyways, just call her V and you'll be fine

































that's V.

whatever guys, I am never quiting speed but u all should hahaha.....in all seriousness though, I can really enjoy those speed downs.....ask Cat, she's seen me on 'em quite a few times......those crackout parties can be better than the actual party.

I loooooove.................































dogs.....dogs are the shit man!

hahaha, so you're saying u put that song on and dimmed the lights to set the mood and get your juices flowing.......keep rocking hard Chelsea!

and Dr.Gonzo looks a little lost there hehe!

pfffffhahaha! Gee that makes a lot of sense, huh?

that picture is funny! It's so him......for some reason I have this song in my head now...... Who's the leader of the club made for you and me? M-I-C K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

anyone knows this girl's name?
I just felt so bad when I saw her because she remembered me.....I think the last time I saw her was at Cloud 2. I mean, I remembered her, how could I not? Look at her! But I couldn't remember her name :(. Cloud 2 was a while ago though.



....oh and that "thug" on the left, looks a lot like my sister's ex iss hilarious!..... but maybe not to you all.

yeah and she's so hardcore on that one that Lalla got a rock there somewhere....or some hard shit like that.....am I even getting the story right Chelsea?

Two men who were camping together for about a week really started to get on each others nerves. One man says to the other, "Today, I'm going to go north. You go south and we'll meet back here later tonight and tell each other what we saw."

That night one man says to the other, "Well, what did you do?"

He replied, "I went north and came upon a beatiful meadow full of flowers, birds and wild deer, so I just sat back and enjoyed my day. What about you?"

The other man said, "Today, I went south and came upon a girl tied to a railroad track. I untied her and we had sex in every position you can imagine."

His friend was shocked. "Wow. Did you get a blow job too?"

"No. I couldn't find her head."

k, it's pretty simple....it's going in the red, which means that it's running out of gas = time for war.....and when it'll be full again = time for Peace.....so simple, really.

If I take an E pill, I fall asleep and miss the whole party........maybe I'm not the only one, so that's my theory.

I did mention Detroit....read the last line of my post and another thing, I'm not the BIGGEST fan of Detroit techno out there....I like but I don't love it.....and I also mentioned Mexico D.F.....anyways, I still believe that we have something special here.

over age? that sounds like elderly..."of age" ok but over age? on ravewave? n****r please ...that's not even sexy to me....sounds like that "mature" porn stuff :lol

I thought there was a similar point actually....also because of the fact that it's looped....but then I just figured it's an attempt at random humour....then I thought it's just random and pointless and not even in a "bad" way but just in a "nothing" way.....not even weird either, like Scotty P pointed out.

Seb, do u mean, how would I describe it in words?

If so, please note; I'm not a writter and english is my 3rd language and my definition is, in some points, very personal in a way that I know that some people out there won't agree=I don't consider myself as a reference though I believe I am right......my opinion, if u will :)

That being said, all you would get from me is something like this..."so it's like very tribal and linear. Some would just call that "repeptitive" but what kind of music, with the main purpouse of making people dance, isn't? even hip-hop, if u take out the lyrics of course :b..... it can range from linear with some funk at times but not all that "funky" as in house or funk itself, more like in an african tribe or a samba feel in some styles of tech (Marco Bailey, Filterheadz etc...) to very cold and maybe even "feelingless", if I can put it that way, because I still think it's got what is known as "soul", in others (thomas krome, Kay D. Smith, Westwood Bros.).....and then there's minimal tech, hard minimal tech (there's a difference if you compare Richie Hawtin and Leo Laker, for example) straight or "pure" techno, hard-techno, funky-tech, schranz, french-hartek (this one's really new to me and I'm not sure I like it yet), progressive-tech, psychedelic-tech/tech-trance (there is a difference but I honestly don't know it)" and just more babble like that more......

plus my definition of techno doesn't include Ghetto Tech for different reasons....it's not "techno" to my ears and it's not about the same thing.....it's got a different attitude behind it, just like hip-hop isn't "electronic" music though pretty much all the sounds in it are synthezied and sequenced by some sequencer of some kind (ex: drum machine). I also don't include Ghetto-Tech in Techno because it doesn't stand for "Ghetto-Techno", it stands for Ghetto-Techniques. I just personally put it in the same bag as booty-house.

Notice, I don't use feelings when I describe music, I'm just really objective when I explain it, I use "descriptions" or other styles as examples so it in the end it might just be all "it sounds like this and like that"...or in other words, I just sound like some pointless nerd and I would just rather make a person listen to it than just using words to describe sounds.....I know I just did it now but that was just to give u an example of how much of bad "explainer" I am without avoiding your question....thank (damn, that was long)

....anyways , ask Lalla. He's got better skills at writting.

apparently, they never get back to you with results and such, when u take part in a McGill study......that's what I heard.

no, actually I don't smoke meth.....I just really don't get this badger thing....it's like the pie egg. That shit was nooooooot funny. It's like it's not not-funny, it's just whatevah. But maybe it's because I enjoy wit in comedy.....meh, maybe it's just me.

I'm sorry but maybe I watch too much HBO or something but I can't even get a decent smirk from that....honestly.......must be the meth making me too smart.

huh? what? u can't say I'm not open minded and that I don't try a bit of everything......even a bit a PLUR here and there.

u guys know these people?

ok sorry, so yeah I've seen her but never met her....so does it mean that I'm breathing? technically I don't know her....Ima just drop dead now......wait, hells no.

then again you're not traditional

hahahaha, he's right, it was criticism towards him.....that's funny.....anyways, Iam listen to that song now.

oh yeah Candyland! I remember some tourists were aksin be about that place and I was all like "suuuuure, it's right there" and they where like "aaah u shooowe?".....and then I was like "go back to Boston!"

when it itches and u just leave it be for as long as possible.....when u finnaly scratch, it feels so much better then if u would've scratched right away......oh yeah and that's even better when it's itches on your ass.....I mean YOUR ass baby, not mine.....yours!

Cat: I'm not trying to kill your excitement there but I don't think it's a new venu, if it's where I think it is.

same thing with Cloud 6 and I didn't hear anyone complaining.

MontREALNESS dass right yall keppin it real in da 514 BO! iss like dis and like diss and like dat and huuu! Mont REEEEAAL!

Ima listen to some "urban" stuff right 'bout now! Let hear ya say ooooh! When I say Mont, u say REAL! Mont! REAL! Mont! REAL! MOOOOOONT! *only da bizzatches* REEEEEEAL!.....we all know techno was invented in the "country side" of Detroit so keep it urban.....MontREAL! keepin it uzzurban biznatch! booyam!

that's very hipocryte-like of u....though u were honest in admiting that before Bailey, talking about killing cats wasn't an issue, u can't judge 'em......now that's immoral.