not if you're Mexican...nor Bosniac....sorry, I didn't make the rules :b

nah u see? u don't get it....it was cool....it only got uncool recently......don't pretend you're all in touch with the trends, ok?

anyways, Mexican will be back in style eventually.....just like Euro-beat......it's uber-cool right now.

A cop was patrolling at night and headed for a place well known to the kids for "doing the nasty" there.

He notices a couple in a parked car, with the interiror lights on. He gets near the car and sees a young man sitting at the wheels, reading a computer related magazine and a young girl sitting on the back seat, knitting.
Curious of that funny situation, he approaches and knocks on the window. The young man rolls down the window...

-Yes, officer?
-What are you kids doing here?
-Well...I'm reading a magazine!
and while pointing at the young girl...
-And what about her, what's she doing?

The young man shrugs,
-I think she's knitting a shirt!

The cop felt completly confused. A young couple, alone, in a car at night......and nothing immoral's going on!
-How old are you, young man?
-I'm 22 years old sir...
-And her, how old is she?

The young man takes a look at his watch and answers:
-She'll be 18 in twenty minutes...

A woman took an inexperienced man home one night.

When they got to her apartment, she suggested that they try a 69.

"What do you mean?" he asked.

Not knowing quite how to explain, she said, "You put your head between my legs and I'll put my head between your legs." Still unsure but willing, he agreed.

As soon as he got his head between her legs, she let out a rip roaring fart.

"What the hell was that?!! he asked.

"OOPS! I'm sorry! Let's try again", she said.

On the second attempt the very same thing happened.

He immediately got up and started getting dressed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

The man replied, "If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those, you're crazy!!"

holy shit! I completly forgot about the SAQ depot....and compared to most of u guys (as far as I know) it's so close to where I live.

my IE never crashed on me....ever.....even when visiting porn sites....EVEN then......because I have done that u know...I'm a badass....but seriously, I never had anything else as a browser than IE and I never experienced any crashes or any oddities.

...oh, I know what u mean.........freak!

ok let's but you're supposed to say "let's do the Rim"....u know? like do it

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and Tipsy, get with the program, I was Mexican....it's not cool anymore.....now, I'm NOT from Ottawa....that is all.

how everytime I come on ravewave, it says "Open Rim"....I aint opening my rim every fucking time I'm going on ravewave......I'll end up all loose or whatever...

¡'saright!

iss all good in da hood

hey everybody....the Mile-End bar used that picture of the thong soul brother I posted before

check it out....they even got the one with the ill angle....of his ass!

great so you're allowed...

your mom's really cute

the Karma thing....that's his signature and just let him deny that he ever takes E himself......just let him......whatevah.

I'm not kidding, somebody prints me that shirt and I will wear it...plus if I'm promoting the site by doing so, all the better....I'm in :D

do you guys always talk behind my back in threads that seem to not intrest me?...way to disguise it guys! Bravo!

so anyways, yeah I would wear that shirt ACTUALLY...I would, why not? I got a sense of humour....what I'm concerned about is the fabric of the T, more than anything else....u know, I don't like that thin shit that let's my nipples show or pop...:smokin

uhmm whatever, I know nothing of what u speak of and it won't hold up in court anyways......I'm just kidding, you got a great idea and yes u deserve credit for it.......My casa es tu casa, tu casa es mia!

you know what u need man? u need to move.....get away from Iqaluit......then get a logo :b

hey!



*in a soft voice* don't spread that shit around.....shhhh

hey u got it from someone else......plus agreed that it's mine and that you wouldn't get any recognition what so ever......ok well, I changed my min just to be nice and all.....u can tell your friends u thought of it and I say yes, she's great like that.....I swear I'll do it ;)

it got edited and it's clearly stated now

yeah that logo thing sounds like an idea....I mean like a real doable idea.....not like the dick thing....well maybe.....mmm no

yeah man, so true....take it to the raves! (yeah I'm using this sentence that Amalgam has been using)

it's not so much drugs that are bad when people are aware of the danger of it..........drugs don't do u people.....PEOPLE do drugs and they only get addicted because they don't realise what they are doing untill it's too late!!!!

u should never just PLUNGE in drugs......watch out!.......ANY drug deserves an amount of respect for they all are pretty powerful, in their own way........but to those (mostly the ones who have had problems with drugs and now recovered) who judge people doing drugs, it's not by JUDGING that u will help......judging usually makes things worst....

if you really wanna help, there are other ways of helping someone who u think might be experiencing problems of addiction and such........

I won't go any further on this topic but I stand by my words that judging will only make addicts isolate themselves more........

addiction isn't a crime or a despicable behaviour , it's a disease and maybe some of u (not thinking of anyone in particular) should start seeing it that way.

There's a member missing for this event :b......people better show up this shizzingdig.

make it up to me!.....:b

what player am I supposed to use for this?.....I can't watch it :(

^^^^because u were right.....I can like some cats......the cats at Lalla's and Chelsea's are really cute........like soooooOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOooo cute.......aaaaaawwww [ www.....iss ] likam sayin' like that cute.....aaawwwawawwahmmmmmawaawwwwawaaawwmmmmmhmhmmmhh........Bailey's the cutest........u guys have cute cats.......Bebe and Marijuan too!!!!!.....1st time I find cats who are so cute and everytihng.........I'm about to stop hating cats..........aaaaaawwwawammmmmhhhmmmmawaawwwaaaww!!!!!!.......I'm about too as in almost.....not there yet though........I'm ABOUT to.

Kasia: La verdad, todavia no sé lo que voy a acer......pero de todos modos, llamame.......hasta el momento, no tengo nada planeado........o si quieres, te llamo yo.....whatever iss all good......nos veremos cuando sea......ciao :)

Yeah I was there too

got drunk

I'll miss u amnesia

I'll luv u 4 evah

I'm Not drunk!!!!!


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ok maybe a little drunk

smell u later aligator



I'm also a C.....

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C for Carlos.

some people are just bor.ing






:b

r we supposed to state who we have a crush on here?..........

wait, ur not calling me a sell out, ru?

because if u are, I've never been agaisnt the after-hours scene to begin with.....I was a big SONA fan back in the "Silver Fridays" days....it's not even about selling out, it's about folllowing the techno acts.....aint my fault raves aren't so much about techno anymore....sorry I still love techno.


but then again, it can't be that....u did say u wish u could go...so what? where? who?.....W5?

what pool?....don't make me feel out of the loop or nothing.

well, u people should know by now not to ask me obvious questions like that :b

yeah that's it, same shit :lol

^^beacause you own Wu-Wear :b

^^^^^because I have a fucking good memory

yeah I do acutally....you were wearing some FUBU or some DADA shit wear....see? I do remember.

'cause you appreciate FUBU.....dass good, right?

but the whole girly voice bitching tottaly made up for it.

because you first talked to me without knowing who the hell I was or that we have common friends (spread the word). Maybe I looked all loner or something (I'm aware I can give that impression....people come talk to me now and then at parties asking me stuff like "why r u sitting by yourself or why aren't u dancing?")....I guess it's because my expressionless face looks like I'm bored or something but still it's very gentil.