when your mother hits you with a chanquleta.....hahaha.....I think I'm the only one who gets it......I know a bunch of those jokes.......like you know you're latino when you're on the phone and people ask you to stop shouting when all you're doing is talking.

or when you're dad puts a flag of his country on his Chevy and he pronounces it Chevees.

I'm not a stereotype though....I'm too up north.

yeah that was such bullcrap...you are more likely to catch a disease without it, actually......imagine for a second that someone would come up with that circumcition today......they would put him to jail for performing it.

and the smegma is a sign of you penis cleaning itself....untill you wash it yourself, of course.....you're body didn't really think of coming up with a rose fragrance though....you know? and it's sorry about that.

nah that's like a Mach 3 Turbo fart.....it was ingeneered farts by Gilette for closer farting.....what?.....that's what it is you know?!

yes!....yes it would be 8)

but the whole point of a Theramine is to control it with your hands

yeah that's the old school farts...the original

I can go fart on your bed sometime, if you want....I don't mind

Mexicanity? hahaha....I'm Mexicanissimo!

ok I just re-read my post and I sound a little dumb....anyways, what I wanted to say is that it looks really good though it's sorta useless......and stuff.

yeah I saw that one coming from a miiiiiile away, the mexican comment that is....appapappa godamnit, it's stuck in my head now.

ask around to people on this site.......how many like Techno....or better, who's their favorite dj or producer.....maybe you thought I meant Techno as in Electronic music in genereal....well that's not what I meant....I meant the style...like Detroit Techno and Schranz and stuff.....they might even tell you that it's repetitive!...Yeah?! I [ know...ca ] right?....anyways, it's not a problem if you don't, I'm the outcast here.

:b

yes!

.....seriously......well not anytime soon, that's for sure.

ok so you can only really perform with that, right? but it would make electronic look more like a "real" show.....it's cool with the whole futuristic look and stuff.

yeah thanks.....but I'm so ugly and uncool though :b

hahaha...I gotta go back to the Est sometime soon....woo!

what?! is she stoopid?! How's anyone gonna think that's all she does?....oh right 'cause she's so fat!.....what a moron.....a hot bod moron, that is...poor her.......not for the "invasion of privacy" but for her moronity.

yeah I'm from North merica.....so I dunno what a Sudaca is.

oh......thanks for putting things into perspective like that *feels like a cold as ice loser*

I heard you were hot though......people talk behind your back saying how you're not cool.....but like hot as hell......now you come in here and contradict it all......so what's it gonna be?

hey ho there! I WIN! U LOSE!...period....end of discussion.....lalalalalalala! *puts fingers in his ears*



so what you're saying is that I'm missunderstood.....and you can't understand me because I am the shizznite beyond your understanding capacity of a 100%!

and THAT made sense godamnit!

Gaston, I think someone's trying to say something....wtv, ignore that one too :b

who said that?

same place where the techno is........like......not there....oh wtv, I couldn't find a clever ending, sorry.

yeah and ignore Pat's's's's's's's....they're superfluous.......kinda like him actually AND he's got an ass fixation.

so what part of Europe are you from?....do you like Techno?.....you better......well no.....not many people do on this board do anyways....but if you do, check out my dj profile [ www.rave.ca ]

and besides that....what brings you to Montreal?......I dunno.....am I the only one welcoming Gaston in here?

ok that's acceptable.....u never said HHC or Trance.....alors t'es francais ou pas?.......j'essais de faire la conversation :b

hey u got a death wish today?! I AM A GINO........well no, not really.

yeah like "what? we can't take the metro anymore?.......wtf? I can't have music? there's a guy with a cheap Casio upstairs!....not fair!.......oh it's 'cause I'm brown, right?!"

ok let's do this guys! I'm ready.

hey maybe he did it for other reasons and he just hapens to look cuter now......she never said he did for that........I'm like his lawyer over here.....I had dreads so I know!

St-Leonard? tell me about it........hahaha nah, I'm kidding :b.....I know too many good people there.

need I say more?..........ladies?........honestly....

it's called poutine btw...just like the Russian president.....anyways, I hate HHC.....this is my I hate HHC day.....I've already gone through the I h8 NEON phase and Trance....well that's too obvious........don't fuck with house though.

salut mon Gaston! (you're french, right?....well just in case I'll keep typping in english).....1st thing you wanna do is state what kind of electronic music you like and then from that you got either friends or enemies hehehe.....well no, not really.....this message board is weird...

that would be so cool though....it's like I had a Bulgarian friend who told that they had a rave in the newest and biggest metro station in the capital to inaugurate the place.......imagine.......with no HHC.....wow!......hahahaha!

nope 'cause you gotta register

I knew it...that's when I was taking breaks hehehe.....nah man, the guy was ssiiick....he mess up a few times but he made up his neverenless work on the decks......try to pull that Paul Oakenfold!

yeah sure, no corelation there....shhhh;)