Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

it's a play on word....50 Cents' G-Unit but instead it's Jew-Unit 'cause the guy must be jewsih or something....get it?

Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

BigFatSeth
Mistoleum
and of course Kidstatic

HHC;




and this one keeps coming up a bunch of times also

why it's the latino G.I. Joe of course hehehe....and I won't be going to IDJ.....u know what? I have never been to an IDJ.....ever......sorry Simon :O

yeah it just goes to show you how retarded it is.

Carlos;








this one right here just goes to show you that Techno and me=1.

this one be da bling bling know wha' I is sayin'?


this game's fun

this one's close to my heart :b
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!

Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.

Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone

cool....well u know.....I mean cool as in thanks for clearing that out :)

wow, that was NOT supposed to be that big.

no! it's not even gold.....it's PLATINUM HAHAHAHA!

this one's for the kids.....know waddamsayin'?

commies? far from that...

From the last picture, I see it was about the wall they built to separate the Palestine and Israel......'cause thoses guys in front of the hate wall, one looks like a rabbi and the other one looks like he's doing a muslim prayer.

Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.

nope :(, most sites that I know of, who host Tech mixes, don't have tracklistings. :(

like I can't remeber specificaly what I dreamed about but it was hilarious! I woke up laughing......it's not the first time it hapens to me, it's weird ey?

I remember once, my sister came in my room to use my computer, in the morning while I was still sleeping, and when I woke up she was like "why were u laughing? I thought it was weird....weirdo!"....I didn't even think I woke up in laughter, I thought that since my dream was funny that I was only laughing in my dreams also....

so in conclusion; I'm living in a dream......or something along those lines.

OMG! Check out this picture....it's hilarious, it's like they said to each other "oh come on honey, we're in a night club and we gotta go a little crazy here." hahahahahahahhahahaha!

I haven't seen the Green Mile but I have seen Shawshank Redemption back in highschool in english class or something......I feel like watching this Green Mile flick now.

Skunk Anansie - Secretly

it's a little emotional and not my usual listening type o' tune but it's Skin's voice man....she's got an awesome voice......the video's a little gay though.....now when I see it, I think of those new McDonald's ads.....je hais trop McDo siboire!

when did you get fat?!

Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carol's."

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honestly, I don't find it hillarious but I know some of you will piss in your pants.....so go.....start pissing...

I dunno....I haven't noticed an increas personaly....like last thursday, I guy got RANDOMLY and mean randomly punched in the mouth by what seemed to be a guy on crack....or on meth (that'll probably make Scotty P laugh so yeah:b)....and then because the bus driver didn't wanna let him out, he just left thourgh a window......I mean it was obliously radom since the kid who was an emo-punk (u know they inocent) surely didn't know that greasy hair tweaked out guy......but that's Parc X, I guess......always been sketchy like that, as far as I'm concerned.

I dunno what it is.....I say Parc-X is probably due to drugs or just plain stupidity in people to front and show what they "rule the turf" or something like that.....I quit trying to understand.....

it's not 2 words, it's one single name makin it 1 word.....word.....I know...u guys kid all the time, I know....

is it Techno?

Yo' momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Dude! We're all gonna die!!!!





























































....at some point in time.....*shits pants*.......*wait no...does NOT shit pants*

I think it's only insulting if the other party feels insulting or else, how is it insulting if no feels insulted?......know waddam sayin'?

the one with the hand.....it crabs me.....by the nuts.....emotionally......what's the name of that song again?.......it's probably by Micheal Jackson or something.....

I got one word for you all.....Miiiiiiiicrooooooosoooooooft! ooooooooohh....:b

nononononono, tsk tsk tsk.....no offence but if you want Techno, u don't go to DNA (they do have electro though and electro-tech and some techno but the selection is washy washy).....u have to go to either Terminal @ 2011 St Denis (downstairs) or Center Records @ 5129 St-Laurent (better for electro stuff though).:)

I'm not sure about Tech-house specifically but if you want House, InBeat @ 3443 St
Laurent is like the place for that.....but I'm sure there are others like BPM-Musik (somewhere in the village)

about the HHC, Hard-Trance and the sort, I can't say I'm 100% sure but I would definitly bet on Musikhall.

'cause he's a Trance lover.....stay away from my Techno, she's not a whore....did that make sense?

wow, I didn't hear anything about this.....that was on the Misstress Barbara night? I'll aks whoever I know that was there if they heard something.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Pirate walks into a bar with ships wheel stuck to his privates.

Bartender says "Hey Captain...You know you got a ships wheel attached to yer dick?"

Pirate says, "Aye. It's driving me nuts."

that's what I thought at Time Rift.....big ass place.

Cloak is SO cool! :D