yeah nobody.....so I'm not a person? ey.....you're welcome :(

what do u mean by categories?...just random categories regarding the scene?...so here's some

-Montreal's Clubs
-Montreal's Record Stores
-Montreal's Promoters
-Montreal's Music Producers
-Montreal's Festivals
-Montreal's Local Underground Djs/Up an Comers
-Montreal's Weather :b

is that what you're looking for?

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

this one's fo' da misses

Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours...for a quote!

oooooh girl...:b

Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.

Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

both of uz r

I just realised how there is a resemblance between Tiesto and Somekid.



....do you see the resemblance?

President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.
"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."

"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."

"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."

"Gosh, and the good news?"

"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."

I agree that somethings in society sucks 'cause nothing's perfect and it don't take no genius to realise that but would you really say that watching people get executed for real instead is better? Well it IS possible that it might just be in some level but still...u know?...

how in the hell can I think rave?....how does that work?...I don't listen to HHC....u think it has something to do with my incapacity to get the bean thing?

I remember that was the first time that Sase One came to talk to me....he wanted to congratulate me on my set.....I felt like a little school girl.....'cept for the crotch and skirt bizness of course :b

great.....at least there's a white boy in the same boat so no mexokes (mexoke=mexican joke) can apply 8)

yeah well I never claimed it was genius.........or did you?

and why would that guy sell 'em beans?

j'comprends pas!!!! :(

oh, I see an R, not an A.
and I never heard that joke before hehehe...then again, we don't don't call it "re-fried" in spanish and I guess these cockasians can't tell to my face.......well that's 'cause I wouldn't care.....bah.....make a pesos joke now :b hehehe

in other words plur hehehe

but seriously, I wanna thank you for
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that's what I always say; Just 'cause it's at 200bmps, it doesn't mean that somehing slower can't be harder...or that the other one is softer....know waddam sayin'..

but I'm not gonna thank you for not spelling tolteCH the right way :b

what are berns?

pretty unexpected huh?

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it's all good bro. We're always there for that

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always...

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count on me

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hehehe :b...ok I'm done.

did anyone ever get the answer for this? I have a feeling it's a funny...

yeah, not 1987.....ok so it's just 2 years difference but you can't say that you were "still" wearing an "Eat my short" T....and Latin Lingo is from their first album....and the album was simply called "Cypress Hill" and it came out in 1991.....

what's wrong with the Dome? It's got cheesy music that u never liked from the 90's.....I thought you kids liked that? Man I'm all confused.....you kids and yo' Britney Spears and wicho Backstreet Boys, how am I supposed to keep up?

u were wearing Bart Simpson shirt in 1987? yeah right.

no problem :b.....next on my Christmas list is "Make people eat their parents."....now how do I go about that?.....I feel like Eric Cartman, right now.....and it feels pretty darn good :D

70's?! dude, u know I aint that old......yeah so that was 1987, the year of Black Monday and I was all cool, u know like "I know iss Black Monday, I'm just keeping it real. Dass why I'm sporting a 'fro man. Black Monday....and u thought I was stupid pffff."

is fun

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well I don't hate gambling nor do I love it....the thing is that I always just assume that I'm gonna lose for sure so I go to the arcades and have fun...

and right when they wonder "what did hapen to that nice kid?" u stop, face them, put yo' hands in the air, wave them like you just don't care and scream "here I am. Rock you like a hurricane"...????

never.....mdma...bleh.....makes me fall alseep.....therefore, I can't do it.

heck I don't even wear pants

yeah I have an Argentinian friend who's also a teacher and she's only been here for like less than 2 years or around that. She's told me so much about it.

wow....let's be friends!

Yeah he's a must-stay-from-friendly-lying-bastard >:.......there's only 2 people on this earth that I can't stand (I won't say hate but it's pretty close) and he's one of them but since he doesn't approach me to even say hi to me nor tries anything on me anymore, it's all good and my heart feels lighter :)

but if he owes you money man, u gotta take care of business ;)

never

no I'm just really disapointed because of the level of humour that's all.....other mexican jokes can be funny but a peso....who gives a shit about a freggin' peso.....hahaha ....let's make fun of Filipino pesos, since they're the pesos that are worth the least (or maybe the Argentinian is...?) hahaha and all laugh about the value of currency.....yeah they'll be offended alright....

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

oh no.....u know you're cool when you tell Nter jokes.......I'm impressed.....sorry.