Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her...

hey these momma jokes are getting in me in the weeklies top 10!!!! brrrrrrbo!`~

Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!


hehehhe can u tell that one was just made up on the spot....just saw a car pass by.....I rule 8)

yay! :D

I got more

just gimme time....dass all I need man time...

u guys should totally hook-up!.....he wants his dingaling sucked and she wants her pie filled with cream......why not get it over with already?

Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

I live in Parc-X

this one, I told by a American but you don't have to be one to get it...

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

no! Jackie.....I'm a "yo momma" junkie

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

People....I have a problem.....I think I'm obsesed with the momma joke thing...

Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!

Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

I'm sorry.....but I really love my thread :O

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Marine
Land to get baptized.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"

Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

yeah, I wish I was offered a job in a foreing land too.....it's the best excuse to go there.....I think it's way better than just going there as a tourist and not really knowing where to go. U got a job there and that is already a starting point to know that place better than any retarded tourist.....right?

my MSN is working fine...

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

this is one of my all time favorite ones! ever!

Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"

2 years max...probably less....untill I was able to buy my own computer.....don't laugh, it's really not as easy it might seem to be an immigrant.....I know, I know, it looks all glamourus and shit but don't be fooled.

I didn't get a mensage....I feel normal :(

oh crap....Spooky already posted a similar one....it's hard to keep up

so here's a fresh one...


Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

which one? hahahah.....ok good night y'all