Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. (U guys know that old gangstah movie?)

Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

Dj Rush @ Chemnitz.....he pulls this mix of House Oath of some diva saying what house music is all about "house is rythm, love, peace joy, it is endless" and so on....with some Hard ass shizznah Tek in the mix and just let's that oath die slowly....my friends and I agree that it's a statment on his behalf....something along the lines of "fuck this soft crap" hehehe

hmmmmm, I just checked out his site and well the samples on it aren't his best work IMO....the first one is prolly my favorite of them all......just download his tracks on SoulSeek or something...

u check out his site now that I fixed that bad attempt to posting a nice link :b

yeah I see what you mean but I doubt that people have Cybotron in mind here.....I have a feeling they'll be thinking more of the electro-tech and synth pop stuff....bah wtv, it don't hurt me :b

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

ok so I'm sure you've all heard that one before and that it's not funny anymore but it's still a momma joke so I think it deserves itsplace in here...

Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K

there.....it's outta the way now...

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Do you guys know who produced the techno version?

I'm looking for it on Kazaa and Soulseek but all I found was like Hard House or what the Dutch call Hard Dance and a breaks version of it....a bit a help over here?....:)

Do anyone of you guys in here know him? He's probably my favorite house producer...then again, I don't know that much House

Olav Basoski's site

I dunno under what sub-genre he would fall but to me it's like "hard disco" most of the time...

hey I'd like to play there if they dig the Hard-Tek.......I might check that night out....I just hope they don't disapoint me by just using Hard-Tek 'cause it sounds like something else in their heads....I've had that before :(

hey did you guys ever listen to that remix that goes "Nobody Listens To Techno now Let's Go"?....I think it's by Chris Liebing.

I honestly don't know much about glitchy tech, minimal or dub and all that jazz....I'm really more into the bigger sounding stuff....more into the straight tech. Hard-tech, Tribal/Latin Techno, Schranz and even the Club Techno stuff (a la UMEK etc..) ....I like it heavy mostly, I guess I still got the raver in me (please do not confuse with candy thanks).

....anyways, this is exactly why I thought that thrwing electro in with techno isn't the best idea out there since they are 2 very distinct genres and there is enough in both to make their own forums......to me it's like putting House and Trance together just because they can be 2 very commercial styles, u know?...

Techno with Electro? why? *Barfs*

I'm cusrious about EBM...I heard it stands for Electronic Body Music. You guys know any names of artists who fall into that category?


body music hehehe...I bet it's some sensual reference but it be funny if it was farts and such but electronicaly generated......actually no, it wouldn't be that funny...

of course there is a name for the female Hulk

why it's She-Hulk of course...

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
I love you
and yo momma too!

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo momma so fat and stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!

Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.

Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!

Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!

Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.

Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.