Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.

Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!

Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma!

Yo momma so old, she has Jesus' beeper number!

Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!

Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."

Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.

not quite...that was the "mimimimimimimimimi"...."Who's that weird dude you're talking to bro?"....."I'm just kidding whichoo.....*farts*"....

Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper.

yeah....where u been?

'cause your always on this thread to tell people why they rock...

bah, it's not really a big deal but I think it's really funny that it's due to the fact that I posted all this retardedness on "yo momma"...

Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.

Yo momma so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book.

"I'm not gay but......" it's just a bad start of a sentence...

the latino one......I don't remember his name, I just remember he looked like my uncle....

Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.

It might not be relevant when you see this but at the time of this post, I'm numero uno on the weeklys.....the one person I'd like to thank for this is my momma with whom none of those jokes, in other words; most of my posts of the week, would have been possible....

gracias mami :b

Yo momma so stupid was born on 4th of July and can't remember her birthday.

Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.....OOOOOOOOooooh double diss! ZING!

nice, I'm currently listening to Speedy J's (Clip 1) 05-24-03

Scotty and the meth....iss lika hate-love relanshionship hahahaha







seriously though...

Yo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."

we're they friends?

I know I did. :(

yeah it's all started in the ghettos of North Carolina where they thought they bring a new sound to unite with the country aficionados.....

and from Country and Rap came the new millenieum's own....... Crap!

and you can dance to HHC?....ok...you mean dance and not just jumping up and down, trying to keep up with the beat, right?......yeah ok....I'd like to see some "moves" on HHC.....oh right, I forgot......breakers!......nevermind, I take it all back....

are you serious?

hahahahahahahahahaha

that's definitly not it.

seriously though.....I know it's not Base Attack nor Dj Isaac....that's not evern techno, like I said, it was that Hard Dance style....

Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up!!!!!!

Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo momma so stupid she called Goerge Dobya Bush for a spell check.