don't worry MC Betti Forde. He's been here quite a few times and will surely be back...

That's EXACTLY what I keep saying but alas no one listens......so I just gave up....

I have no problems what so ever gna gna gna gna gna!

Feliz Birthday Charlie.....that's Carlos in English hehe

US forces pull former Iraqi leader from hole in Tikrit...

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A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"

His father says, "No...how old?"

He says, "I'm eleven!"

He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?"

She says, "Come closer..."

She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.

She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."

He says, "How could you tell?"

She says, "I heard you tell your father."

ok this is a sick joke...

Charlie's an embalmer, and one day he says to his boss, "There's a problem with Mrs. Whittaker."

The boss says, "What's that?"

Charlie says, "I was getting her cleaned up when I noticed a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."

The boss says, "That's impossible. Show me."

They go to the table where she's lying, Charlie flips back the sheet, points, and says, "See? There's a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."

The boss takes a closer look and says, "You jerk, that's not a piece of shrimp. That's her clit."

Charlie says, "Her clit? Well, it sure tasted like shrimp."

ROFLMAO!!!!1

There was a farmer who owned a bull and a female cow and was trying desperately to mate the two. No matter what he did the bull didn't want any.

Finally he went to a friend who claimed to have had the same problem. So he asked him what could he do. The friend told him that he had to stick his arm up the cows pussy and rub it on the bull's nose. After doing so the bull went crazy and started humping the cow over and over.

With the success of the bull the farmer starts to wonder if this will work for him. So that night he gets in bed and starts playing with his wife. He rubs his nose with his hand and gets the biggest boner he has ever gotten.

He wakes his wife and tells her to look. She looks, and with a mean look on her face says, "You woke me up to show me that you have a bloody nose."

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A. Got two fives for a ten?

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.

Q.How do you know when to go to bed in NeverNeverLand?
A.When the big hand is on the little hand.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.

In a small town, a man just opened a small store selling trumpets and guns. One day his neighbor pays him a visit and says: "So how is your strange business going?" "What do you mean strange?"

"Because you sell only trumpets and guns!"

"So!"

"Well, let me put it this way, what do you sell the most, trumpets or guns?"

"It evens itself out, each time a customer buys a trumpet, one of his neighbors buys a gun!"

yeah I gotta admit that Goa/Psy-Trance parties have a great vibe and most of them are by organisers who really wanna make an effort in every aspect of it wether it'd be sound, price, music, deco etc......one thing that's sad, besides lives of course, is the lack of mixing skills in the most parts of djs (that means, not Clown ;)) but then again the music is pretty ill so I can't complain too much...

I have a special love for Psychedelic Trance and Goa and it brgins back great memories......I can't say the same about HHC......ack!

omg, I feel so stoopid.....why didn't I think of that before?....u know the saying "Google it before asking stupid questions"....I'm so ashamed :O hehehehe

I just don't like bothering people with my problems you know? everyone's got their things to deal with.....anyways, u seem to be in a good mood all the time also...so you rock 'cause you hold it down dun....u holdin' it down dun dun 8)

I heard about AEI from a friend of mine who's on it, he has no problems with them but anyways, I can't use them since they don't provide any service in Parc-X.....SOBs!

no comprendo nada :(

no, as long as she gives it to me, I don't care what she "feels"....she's freaggin' robot for crying out loud, she's got no feelings...

but yeah, back to the topic at hand....anyone knows how to translate binary>words and words>binary?

ah man, come on...that badger thing wasn't funny....well I don't think it was and I matter the mostestestnesnest...wtf...

'cause whenever I see that avatar I think of "Insane in the memebrane...insane in the brain!"

ah bon

ouais mais comment on fais pour traduire.....j'me foutais un peu de ce que ca disais, c'etait seulement un exemple :)

A guy was stopped by a policeman for speeding, and does a lot of pleading, trying to get out of the ticket. The policeman says "Okay, I'll ask you a question. If you answer correctly, I'll forget about the ticket!"

"Agreed!" answers the speeder.

"You're driving at night, and two lights appear in front of you. What is it?"

"That's easy! It's a car!"

"Sure! But, what kind of car? Is it a Ford? Is it a Chevy? Is it a Saab, what?", says the policeman, and begins to write the ticket.

"Wait! Give me another chance!" begs the guy.

"Okay, but this is your last chance! You fail to answer - you get the ticket!"

"Fair enough."

"You're driving at night, and a light appears in front of you. What is it?"

"That's easy! It's a motorcycle!"

"Sure! But, what kind of bike? Is it a Honda? A Suzuki? Is it a Harley?"

"How the hell should I know!" answered the guy, exasperatedly.

"Sorry, you're getting the ticket!" responded the officer.

"Yeah, well okay. But let me ask you a question too then."

"Go ahead"

"You see a bare breasted woman standing at the curve, bargaining with clients, what is it?" asks the guy.

"Oh, that's easy!" replies the officer. "It's a hooker!"

"Sure! But, what kind of hooker? Is it your mother? Is it your sister? Is it your daughter?"

Didn't Jean-Michel Jarre manage to do that back in the 80's?

is there like a site where I can translate binary into words?

like say, to find out what this means?;
010101100110000100100000011101000110010100
100000011000110110111101110101011000110110
100001100101011100100010000001001101011000
010111001001101011011011110010000000100001
00100001001000010010000100100001

010110011110100100100000011101000110000101
110010011001000010000001101100111000000010
000000100001

yeah....don't listen to thos "gogilos" and that lazy ass Miss Kitten (she sounds lazy and bored).....well do listen to what you want but, of course hehehe :b but if you listened to Cybotron Grandmaster Flash, Afrika Bambataa and other electro artists of the sort, then it would make some sense.

There was an old gal wandering around the supermarket calling out, "Crisco, Cri-i-i-i sssssssco!"

Soon a store clerk approached. "Ma'am, the Crisco is in aisle D."

The old lady replied, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff, I am calling my husband"

"Your husband's name is Crisco?"

The old woman answered, "Oh, no, no, no. I only call him that when we're out in public."

"Well, what do you call him when you are at home?"

"Lard ass."

I shouldn't laugh since I'm tubby myself but hey, humour's humour hehehehe!

Three tortoises, Troy, Andy and Wayne, decide to go on a picnic.

Troy packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.

When they get there, Troy unpacks the food and beer.

"Ok Wayne give me the bottle opener"

"I didn't bring it" says Wayne

"I thought you packed it"

Troy gets worried, He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?"

Naturally Andy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Troy and Andy beg Wayne to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.

After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees.

So Wayne sets off down the road at a steady pace.

20 days pass and he still isn't back and Troy and Andy are starving, but a promise is a promise.

Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise.

Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat them, Wayne pops up from behind a rock and shouts, "I knew it! ... I'm not fucking going!"

yeah....ah well....I know I'm not going either...

dayeum....that burn was so bad, it felt like I was back in Tabasco...

you know what they say.....it's funny 'cause it's true...hehehe....

An elderly man walked into a confessional booth. The following conversation ensued:

Man: "I am 82 years old, and have a wonderful wife of 60 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. For some reason, they thought I was kind of interesting. One thing led to another, and we ended up at a motel, where I had sex with each of them twice."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

Man: "I'm telling everybody!"

Why do Spooky and Amalgam write Columbia instead of Colombia?.....District of Columbia....the country of Colombia.....Columbia is also a brand.....I think Columbia stands for USA or something like that...probobly not since it's British Columbia also.....anyways, the country is with an O.....I know, I can be anal when I wanna...

I told y'all it wa-n't coo'......plus the music aint that great, mostly in the [ center....ca ] keep a beat with all these noobs trying to pull som-in "coo'".......ah well.....aint nobody listening to me evah!....now listen to what Vice has to say.

yeah I know....I as pointing out that this thing had some mistakes in it :b....and that's what I learned today...:D

yeah...they put you in what is known as the "drunk tank".....I remember Miller telling me that he either had been there or whises he has....

I can still see the visor and he still reminds me of old you hehehe :b

Yo momma so poor people talk to her in Russian. (no offence to the Russian speaking peeps but Mexican is not a language :b)