Cause you dont have a dvd

Naww I think Summer Sanitarium is on the 21st.
I feel so ripped off knowing I spent 95$ for that ticket when I only like 2 out of the 5 bands attending.

Down in the workshop
All the elves were making toys
For the good gentile girls and the good gentile boys
When the boss busted in and he scared em' half to death
Had a riffle in his hands and cheap wiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like big fat drunk, disgruntled, yuletiled Rambo
And he smiled out and said, with a twinkle in his eye
Merry Christmas to you all now you're all gonna die

The night Santa went crazy
The night St-Nick went insane
Realized he was gettin' the raw deal
Somethin' finally must of snapped in his brain

Well the workshop is gone now
He decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an alternate luger
And slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Kruger
And he picked up a flamme thrower and he barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said it taste just like chicken

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now ya can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer cruds

There's the national guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eye Witness News and helicopters circling round in the sky
And the bullets are flying and the body count's rising and everyone's dying to know oh Santa why?
My my my my my my
He used to be such a jolly guy

Yes Virginia
Now Santa's doing time
In a federal prison
For his infamous crime
Hey little friend now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy
And Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause she's on the phone every night with lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They talkin' 'bout
The night Santa went crazy
The night St-Nicolas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies sounds to me like he was tired of getting jipped
Woah
The night Santa went crazy
The night St-Nick went insane
Realized he was getting the raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

-Weird Al Yankovic-

made: Got ALOT of free drugs from some crackhead
made: Still laughing about how drunk Eldar and I were on thursday and the fact that it only cost me 13$ to get the both of us wasted
ruined: Meh can't really think of anything right now

made: Getting drunk
made: Leaving 2 go 2 Nimis
made: Possibly seing Eldar tonight???

ruined: This fucking nausiating head ache
ruined: I don't think I spelled nausiating right

Buahahahahah TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!
Believe me it isn't the drugs that have taken a toll, he's just weird like that. Apple chips are gross, they should be banned.

EWWWWW! Coffee is gross it makes you shit your pants, it's like the alternative to Exlax.

AND!!!

made: Seeing Caro later

made: New bathing suit
made: Beautiful grad pics
made: Going to the beach
made: Still being drunk

ruined: Puke.

That people shouldn't be allowed drinking if they can't handle their alcohol!

Weird Al Yankovic - Alternative Polka

MY SUNGLASSES!!! Poor things, I sat on them and my fat ass broke them :(

I'm sooooooooooo hungoverish! K well I'll call you around 4 kewlies?

Hmm... I'm going to go bathing suit shopping later then I think I'm off to the beach but I'm getting a lift there so on the way back I could possibly swing by... What time do you get off work at?

Hihihi!! Fuck talking about dogs. There should be a thread about people who can't handle their alcohol and spew all over the place so I end up stepping in it.

Cats are better, cleaner and cuter.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

To get my tonsils removed you mean? In like 3 weeks.

At least I'm not always sober and savouring life at it's fullest, yuck. Suicidal wannabe!!!

BOOBIES!!!

Do I still bring the wine?

I wanna go to the beach... How about this weekend?
Do a little swimming, a little bonfire, get a little drunkie...

Get drunk... Oh wait nevermind.

Mwahahahahahahahahahahah

Oh!!! And talking to Nimi (she always seems to know how to put a smile on my face)

made: GRADUATION TOMORROW!!!
made: Never having to see those fuckers faces again
made: Open house after
ruined: Not having a pool at my disposal

It's ok Nimi :) you can be mine

No we didn't discuss this but basicaly 40 days & 40 nights include the rules that were in the movie. No sexual contact what so ever with members of the opposite sex for the designated amount of time.

Ps- It officially started this morning at 12 a.m.
GOOD LUCK ELDAR!

And this is such an important issue in your life that you had to go out and make a thread about it?

Hey who was the deleted user??

HEATHER, CARO, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS LAST NIGHT!!!! I ventured to blue dogs all by myself to find no one was there :(

Well it's today... Aww Heather fuck it lets just go buy booze and sit on a bench and get drunk in our pretty dresses.

Awww you guys are so sweet! Im just fucking happy that I'm 18 and no more underaged bullshit

Ever heard of Fatty Patty? Ou Ps we have to go and shoot it in someones pool soon

I feel like drinking tonight, drinking tonight, drinking tonight... (lyrics taken from the I feel like chicken tonight commercial)

And let's not forget Heather, whatever I have you have ;)

That was the funniest SHIT EVER!! I still have those I pinned them to my bristle board

Who's penis?

And I hate peolpe but you don't see me going around and eating them... You guys are sick.

SHE HAS A BOOGER IN HER NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHA!! I like the one on top I think it's very cute.