But wait I thought this "getting laid" thread was only open to men? Lindsay is a girl...

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Done done and done. Heather sorry babe, but your an avatar theif. PIGS ARE MY FAVORITE ANIMALS GO CHANGE IT TO A FUCKING COW!

Why Nimi and I of course...

I dunno Heather, eating a chicken wing in under 5 seconds is mighty impressive. I once drank 3 beers and a kinkan in like 3 minutes. That was pretty cool too until it all came back up.

Thanks to Fred we would also like your measurments to be included in your general information seeing as how this is a "getting laid"
thread.

Heather will get back to you asap with the results.

This needs to be more organized. Please state you name, age, occupation and why Heather P should choose you above all the other hottie suitors there are.

"I've been denied all the best ultra sex"

Faggot - Mindless Self Indulgence

Nuhuh I'm 5"6 and and your shorter than I am by a noticable difference.

Pixies???

Whooopsy, nevermind I retract my original statement! Heather just explained it to me.

Heather P enjoys such activities as long cyber chats, candle light drinking and raving.
She has short hair (color changes too often to mention), and pale green eyes. Aproximatly 5"4, this 17 year old girl given the chance can rock your world. So all you hot men out there call 240-1223 to hook yourself up with Heather P today. While availability lasts.

8 Beers!!! I drank 3 pitchers, 5 Bloddy Ceasars and some on prom night and the only reason I couldn't walk properly was cause of those damn stilettos. I feel cheated.

Yes yes he is...

Agreed.

Well sex does sell... Pretty pathetic to think that todays society isn't based on morals and values anymore... Meh, whatever.

made: Wine
made: Got S L O S H E D last night.
ruined: stupid hangover heart burn

No! If I remember correctly I was pointing out to Fred that Alex was an asshole because he was too cheap to buy his own drinks and he kept stealing mine. To make a long story short he tried to pull it out of my hand and my drink spilled all over me. So GET IT RIGHT instead of making up bullshit about people peeing on my leg, fool.

I second that.

And I thought I was a disgruntled drunk?

Who's that guy in the white??? Man he's FREAKIN' hot!

made: First football game
ruined: It's opening season and it's going to rain
ruined: NOT GOING TO FOUFS!!!
ruined: A friend calling me and waking me up REALLY early and not realizing that she called me when I called back

Thanks to Zeve I managed to stay up. WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY too much partying in the last couple of weeks and I guess last night it just took it's toll. Great mussak, Good ppl (even though I got called fat... meh *shrugs*). Heather and I walked down St-Catherine to meet our lift and some old bum cut the cheese really loudly to grab our attention (Man Montreal is fucked). All in all in a word, last night was certainly interesting...

I LOVE MATH!!!

Yeah and you got balls that we can kick you with.

made: ELDAR BRINGING ME BEER!!! *sniff*
made: African mud from the body shop really made my hair nice
ruined: Random ppl showing up at my window at 5 in the morning to go for a drive without drugs or anything.

OR!!! You could offer some booze to your boss and see if he'll take a swig with you.

Foufounes is ass in french.

Cause she wants to be a dj?

Happy Birthday!

Why don't you just eat a whole bunch of junior mints before work?

The truth about Heather P is that she is STRAIGHT! 100% HETEROSEXUAL! In other words not gay. I have known her for some years now and she only seems this way is because she isn't getting any. So all you little hot boys out there please call 240-1223 to hook yourself up with Heather P today. Hurry while availability lasts.

Why is this thread still here? Wayyyyyyyyyyyy more important things going on in life besides eating chips in the morning. If you want to raise your cholesterol level and die and early death because eating right just isn't cool then talk to your doctor about it not rave wave.

Man I love being legal.

Hey have any of you ever seen the pic of the kitten running away from the gumby monsters and on the bottom it's written " Everytime you masterbate God kills a kitten"? Now that's funny shit.

NEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry Kit Kat, POWAH TO THE COMMUNISTS!

Hey I don't suck anymore! It just took a while for it to pop up. But the rest of you still do.

K I know this thread is supposed to be about why other ppl suck, but I just wanted to say that I suck because I don't know how to change my avatar
:(. Hey Pooks are you gonna be at the next one?

Then get the fuck off the site.

Now now don't jump to conclusions just because she had a few bad experiences.