shovels

...wait....aids cookies are bad???
Shit, I think I need to make a new batch.
......sorry!

Tonka trucks

Well I tried. Looks like just you and I are going to be enjoying cookies Dahlia my dear.

Geeky :)

*hands Dahlia a massive home made chocolate chip cookie*

Come on people, more top 5's =D

Kingdoms are the new big thing. I got stoned in the park. I was thinking elephants are big. therefore, Kingdoms are Elephants castle of doom within the gates of Lucifer's World. I once saw a really big moustache and I Almost fell out from a penguin and porcupine mix when i realized it's pubes!!!!!fuck,they tasted Like Chinese food mixed with herpes mixed with toothpaste of last hope, and it gave a nasty erection. Then I opened a box of melted cherry chocolate dead baby cake, what a spooky trip that was. I'm never doing your mother again what a nasty case of herpes! It made me want to scratch the pus away that was hidden by my grandmother. Nauseous vomit came from my obvious over bursting clitoris of six inches [all the way] and overly stimulated by the lamp Aladdin was rubbing. When I looked around for my vibrating purple octopus-shaped LazyBoy chair, I suddenly realized that my head was slowly swelling as big as my huge cock ;). My barnyard fantasies involve some chickens but i prefer big round cows, 'cause milking them gets me so very very hot in the pants. Did you know

Dummies

Okay, I wanna break up the drama.
Everybody post your top 5 favorite things to do

1.sex
2.drinking delicious coffee
3.chilling with friends
4.enjoying a nice cold beer on a hot day
5.reading a really good book in a hot bubble bath

Agreed.

Losers

Way to screw up the thread asshole!

Kingdoms are the new big thing. I got stoned in the park. I was thinking elephants are big. therefore, Kingdoms are Elephants castle of doom within the gates of Lucifer's World. I once saw a really big moustache and I Almost fell out from a penguin and porcupine mix when i realized it's pubes!!!!!fuck,they tasted Like Chinese food mixed with herpes mixed with toothpaste of last hope, and it gave a nasty erection. Then I opened a box of melted cherry chocolate dead baby cake, what a spooky trip that was. I'm never doing your mother again what a nasty case of herpes! It made me want to scratch the pus away that was hidden by my grandmother. Nauseous vomit came from my obvious over bursting clitoris of six inches [all the way] and overly stimulated by the lamp Aladdin was rubbing. When I looked around for my vibrating purple octopus-shaped LazyBoy chair, I suddenly realized that my head was slowly swelling as big as my huge cock ;). My barnyard fantasies involve some chickens but i prefer big round cows, 'cause milking them gets me so very very hot

Turkey

Can I say having sex again? No? Then drinking a nice cup of coffee. =D

Kingdoms are the new big thing. I got stoned in the park. I was thinking elephants are big. therefore, Kingdoms are Elephants castle of doom within the gates of Lucifer's World. I once saw a really big moustache and I Almost fell out from a penguin and porcupine mix when i realized it's pubes!!!!!fuck,they tasted Like Chinese food mixed with herpes mixed with toothpaste of last hope, and it gave a nasty erection. Then I opened a box of melted cherry chocolate dead baby cake, what a spooky trip that was. I'm never doing your mother again what a nasty case of herpes! It made me want to scratch the pus away that was hidden by my grandmother. Nauseous vomit came from my obvious over bursting clitoris of six inches [all the way] and overly stimulated by the lamp Aladdin was rubbing. When I looked around for my vibrating purple octopus-shaped LazyBoy chair, I suddenly realized that my head was slowly swelling as big as my huge cock ;). My barnyard fantasies involve some chickens but i prefer big round cows.

Probably sex.

Sleep is in my top 5 favorite things to do. ^_^

Kingdoms are the new big thing. I got stoned in the park. I was thinking elephants are big. therefore, Kingdoms are Elephants castle of doom within the gates of Lucifer's World. I once saw a really big moustache and I Almost fell out from a penguin and porcupine mix when i realized it's pubes!!!!!fuck,they tasted Like Chinese food mixed with herpes mixed with toothpaste of last hope, and it gave a nasty erection. Then I opened a box of melted cherry chocolate dead baby cake, what a spooky trip that was. I'm never doing your mother again what a nasty case of herpes! It made me want to scratch the pus away that was hidden by my grandmother. Nauseous vomit came from my obvious over bursting clitoris of six inches [all the way] and overly stimulated by the lamp Aladdin was rubbing. When I looked around for my vibrating purple octopus-shaped LazyBoy chair, I suddenly realized that my head was slowly swelling as big as my huge cock ;). My barnyard fantasies involve some chickens

hump

Damn my friends for getting married yesterday! It would seem I missed out on quite the night. I just finished peeping the pics and from those, and the reviews, all I can say is props to everybody involved. I hope more parties like this happen so I can attend the next one lol

Have fun everybody! I'll be thinking about you guys while getting bombed at my buddy's wedding tonight ;)

I want it to be Saturday night already. Wedding reception and open bar ;)

Kingdoms are the new big thing. I got stoned in the park. I was thinking elephants are big. therefore, Kingdoms are Elephants castle of doom within the gates of Lucifer's World. I once saw a really big moustache and I Almost fell out from a penguin and porcupine mix when i realized it's pubes!!!!!fuck,they tasted Like Chinese food mixed with herpes mixed with toothpaste of last hope, and it gave a nasty erection. Then I opened a box of melted cherry chocolate dead baby cake, what a spooky trip that was. I'm never doing your mother again what a nasty case of herpes! It made me want to scratch the pus away that was hidden by my grandmother. Nauseous vomit came from my obvious over bursting clitoris of six inches [all the way] and overly stimulated by the lamp Aladdin was rubbing. When I looked around for my vibrating purple octopus-shaped LazyBoy chair, I suddenly realized that my head was slowly swelling

Kingdoms are the new big thing. I got stoned in the park. I was thinking elephants are big. therefore, Kingdoms are Elephants castle of doom within the gates of Lucifer's World. I once saw a really big moustache and I Almost fell out from a penguin and porcupine mix when i realized it's pubes!!!!!fuck,they tasted Like Chinese food mixed with herpes mixed with toothpaste of last hope, and it gave a nasty erection. Then I opened a box of melted cherry chocolate dead baby cake, what a spooky trip that was. I'm never doing your mother again what a nasty case of herpes! It made me want to scratch the pus away that was hidden by my grandmother. Nauseous vomit came from my obvious over bursting clitoris of six inches [all the way] and overly stimulated by the lamp Aladdin was rubbing. When I looked around for my vibrating purple octopus-shaped LazyBoy chair, I suddenly realized

plants

Kingdoms are the new big thing. I got stoned in the park. I was thinking elephants are big. therefore, Kingdoms are Elephants castle of doom within the gates of Lucifer's World. I once saw a really big moustache and I Almost fell out from a penguin and porcupine mix when i realized it's pubes!!!!!fuck,they tasted Like Chinese food mixed with herpes mixed with toothpaste of last hope, and it gave a nasty erection. Then I opened a box of melted cherry chocolate dead baby cake, what a spooky trip that was. I'm never doing your mother again what a nasty case of herpes! It made me want to scratch the pus away that was hidden by my grandmother. Nauseous vomit came from my obvious over bursting clitoris of six inches [all the way] and overly stimulated

Baroque

I remember when that happened. Oh it was amazing =D After freezer he was laser-28 or something right?? God, this cuntnugget has been here waaaay too fkn long.
Anyhoo.....HI EVERYBODY!

awwww! I want one too!

It scares me me just a little bit...

you will lol. but only if you appreciate horribly made B movies

LMAO! Started watching lesbian Vampire Killers. Its sooo bad its amazing, AHAHAHAHAHA *goes to make popcorn* you guys have to see this movie ;)

?????? don't you start swearing at me mister!
Btw, I just downloaded a new movie to my laptop called lesbian vampire hunters. I can't wait to watch it =D

Kingdoms are the new big thing. I got stoned in the park. I was thinking elephants are big. therefore, Kingdoms are Elephants castle of doom within the gates of Lucifer's World. I once saw a really big moustache and I Almost fell out from a penguin and porcupine mix when i realized it's pubes!!!!!fuck,they tasted Like Chinese food mixed with herpes mixed with toothpaste of last hope, and it gave a nasty erection. Then I opened a box of melted cherry chocolate dead baby cake, what a spooky trip that was. I'm never doing your mother again what a nasty

The force, it fills me, it is neat ;)

YAY! I shall let her know :) Man I can't wait for this. Im missing Epic Coalition this weekend cuz I have a wedding to go to. So next weekend, it's ON!

Kingdoms are the new big thing. I got stoned in the park. I was thinking elephants are big. therefore, Kingdoms are Elephants castle of doom within the gates of Lucifer's World. I once saw a really big moustache and I Almost fell out from a penguin and porcupine mix when i realized it's pubes!!!!!fuck,they tasted Like Chinese food mixed with herpes mixed with toothpaste of last hope, and it gave a nasty erection. Then I opened a box of melted cherry chocolate dead baby cake, what a spooky trip that was. I'm never doing

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^_^ DAHLIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!