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I need to be entertained. Not doing anything tonight cuz I have no money :(

dead

YAY ITS SOON!!!!! *starts getting hyper*

Kingdoms are the new big thing. I got stoned in the park. I was thinking elephants are big. therefore, Kingdoms are Elephants castle of doom within the gates of Lucifer's World. I once saw a really big moustache and I Almost fell out from a penguin and porcupine mix when i realized it's pubes!!!!!fuck,they tasted Like Chinese food mixed with herpes mixed with toothpaste of last hope, and it gave a nasty erection. Then I opened a box of melted cherry chocolate dead baby cake, what a spooky trip that was. I'm never doing your mother again what a nasty case of herpes! It made me want to scratch the pus away that was hidden by my grandmother. Nauseous vomit came from my obvious over bursting clitoris of six inches [all the way] and overly stimulated by the lamp Aladdin was rubbing. When I looked around for my vibrating purple octopus-shaped LazyBoy chair, I suddenly realized that my head was slowly swelling as big as my huge cock ;). My barnyard fantasies involve some chickens but i prefer big round cows, 'cause milking them gets me so very very hot in the pants. Did you know i fucked scoobidoo ? IT WAS NIIIIIICEEEEE! I wanna Puff right fucking nao!The dutch stuff please, or else I will pour my anal secretions on you face MOFO! The taste reminds my neighbor of when my anus was pulling on the rusty fence. OH MY GOD

no i didnt. i was nice and polite and i got the job :)

wicked

i lol'd

Fixed ;)

Thank you :) It was the best interview I've ever been to. After 20 minutes of talking with my future bosses they hired me on the spot * does the happy dance*

......that really doesn't sound like fun. poor you

so creepy!

Thank you :)

If all goes well and I get the job, I can get my ass out of debt by the end of the month!!!!!

Gorgeous.

rusty spoons....*shivers*

I GOT A JOB INTERVIEW :D YAY!

I'm happy and just felt like sharing ^_^

ME TOO!!! and a hello kitty toaster like you have. That thing is too insanely cool!

Kingdoms are the new big thing. I got stoned in the park. I was thinking elephants are big. therefore, Kingdoms are Elephants castle of doom within the gates of Lucifer's World. I once saw a really big moustache and I Almost fell out from a penguin and porcupine mix when i realized it's pubes!!!!!fuck,they tasted Like Chinese food mixed with herpes mixed with toothpaste of last hope, and it gave a nasty erection. Then I opened a box of melted cherry chocolate dead baby cake, what a spooky trip that was. I'm never doing your mother again what a nasty case of herpes! It made me want to scratch the pus away that was hidden by my grandmother. Nauseous vomit came from my obvious over bursting clitoris of six inches [all the way] and overly stimulated by the lamp Aladdin was rubbing. When I looked around for my vibrating purple octopus-shaped LazyBoy chair, I suddenly realized that my head was slowly swelling as big as my huge cock ;). My barnyard fantasies involve some chickens but i prefer big round cows, 'cause milking them gets me so very very hot in the pants. Did you know i fucked scoobidoo ? IT WAS NIIIIIICEEEEE! I wanna Puff right fucking nao!The dutch stuff please, or else I will pour my anal secretions on you face MOFO!

Me too. I got intrigued....and then disappointed :P

Hardly better than the mountain, but still a nice location all the same :)

she-male ;)

Im not maxing out my card. But I need shorts and stuff for summer. Cuz I realized when I purged my closet and stuff that I threw out A LOT of my summer clothes. And im not prepared to wear jeans all summer :P

Morning hun :)
mmmm, me happy. I slept in, I have a nice warm mug of coffee, the sun is shining, and I'm going shopping later with my gal pals.
Today is going to be a good day ^_^

Hi everybody!!
The sun's shining YAY!!!! No more rain :)

Bubble bath with scented oils to make my skin smell amazing :) And a glass of red wine usually. And a trashy romance novel is a MUST!

Ohh, and *hugs the other half of N.a* SAMMICH! =D

lol.
Anyways, I'm off to grab a shower and then reading in bed most likely.
Take care dear :) Hopefully we chill soon *hugs*

Holy fuck that was nasty! I couldn't watch the video until the end either *shudders*

..............Wow. That's pretty fkn awesome!

like chicken??

Sounds kinky ;)

Awww, this is so cute.
Can I haz compliments too???? I shared my cookies :)

^_^

Hello! And welcome :)

Yes, I know you are giggling like a little school girl through all this

mmmmmmm <3

Love

You have wicked cool style, cook the best steak I've ever eaten, and are sooo much fun to hang around with =D
*hugs*

True dat!





Don't we all react to attention. Come on, there's a lovable attention whore inside all of us ;)

Agreed.

HAHAHAHA, yeah true :P

Omg, rave goo is just nasty *shudders*
So we're all good on the aids cookies then? *holds out a platter* COOKIES FOR EVERYBODY =D