No you don't you luffs me <3 *snuggles* lol
Seriously though, coffee and coffee cake is the PERFECT way to start a day at the office :D

yeah, but at the same time "dating" her (with her still having a bf) is kinda slimy IMO. But I'm not judging, you guys do what you gotta do. I just think its not fair that you wanna spend more time with her, and she goes home to her BF....

pine

Good morning people *sips coffee* Today's gonna be a good day :)

elfs

Aww, so you should convince her to leave what's his face so you guys can stop living in sin lol I'm assuming she feels the same way about you as you do about her....
It's kinda rlly not fair to you :(

I'm gonna be on such a sugar rush by 9:30 ;)
So how was ur "date" with little miss jen lol :P

made: Coffee <3
made: Coffee cake <3
ruined: some things/people just make me wanna GAG!!!!
made: I love my coworkers again this morning, not in a pissy mood YAY! =D

LOL alright we'll let it sit in the "it's complicated" status :P

And woot, more commission money YAY!

But isn't she still dating whats his face :P
Or are you guys secret lovers lol (im just teasing you btw)

Good decision :) Hope you feelz better *sends luv* lol

Merchant

......ew :P

aww you guyz haz a date, awwwwww :P lol

ME TOO :P *hugs self* I luff being me :)

What he said....

Nasty

But Corrupter doesn't understand jokes, for that he'd have to have a sense of humor....

it definitely made me smile =D

WIN!

It's the gift that keeps on giving ;) (plus its cute lol)

I hate when that happens. 2 weeks ago out building lost power for 4 hours. Instead of sending ppl home we all just sat at our desks doing nothing, waiting for the power to come back on....

They're so freaking cute. I wanna collect all the STD ones and line them up on my cubicle at work :)

LOL!

And here you guys go:

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."


***

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

God bless extra strength tylenol and mint tea :) Already feeling perkier lol That and the coworkers have stopped squealing for the time being. *is happy*

made: I <3 tea!
Feeling my spirits lifting already :)

WOOHOO!

made: I <3 extra strength advil!

Cute, but I understand French pretty well. Just something horrible happens when I try to write it out lol So if you guys wanna keep posting in French by all means do so, I understand. I'm just gonna reply in English :P

And usually I don't mind my catty coworkers. I <3 them, just this morning I'm feeling mean. Maybe after having a smoke and getting a coffee I'll feel better lol

I meant Chatty, not catty :P

LOL! I think I'll be going soon. If ur not on a call we can all go for break together :)

LOL, not you. Them.
Honestly what could be so life changing that you have to squeal directly behind my head at 9:48 in the morning.

Morning Daf :)

I'm not doing bad. Got a teeny bit of a headache coming on, and my coworkers are being very chatty, but the rlly annoying chatty where you just wish they'd stop talking long enough to let the advil kick in.
I think I'm gonna have another cookie :P

Oh I just might.... Stupid overly perky coworkers. Just be silent for 5 minutes, that's all I'm asking lol

How's everybody doing?

Either that or I'd say something from Urban Outfitters. Cuz everybody loves those silly little bobbles that you can put on your desk :) I got my secret Santa person a bobble head. It kicks ass lol
Or if they have them at quizz, you can get her one of those bacteria plushie dolls. Extra points if you buy her one that represents and STD :D

EX:

Morning people =D *waves*

made: destroyed my Xmas shopping list yesterday :D
made: got even more awesome presents for the ppl I love
ruined: Feeling kinda bitchy this morning, would love nothing more than to put somebody in their place right about now....
made: I haz a cookie, that will make everything better <3

Oh dear.....sometimes I wonder what goes on in ur head :P
This party's gonna kick ass!!!!!

It's gonna be E-P-I-C!!!!! lol =D

True. Probably not a good idea to bombard your boss with paper clips. Unless it was Hugo....then I think it would be fine lol
Man there are no apps to enter right now. The last deal that sales submitted to us was at 11:37 *drops head on desk* I wanna leave!!!! If I left right now I could finish up all my xmas shopping and not have to worry about that crap anymore :P