YAY! We shall work on me impregnating you soon ;)

Omg Betty thank you so much for posting these :D They made me smile soooo much

Opening credits:
Bitches
Mindless Self Indulgence

Average day:
Ob-La-Di,Ob-La-Da
The Beatles

Party:
Pour Some Sugar On Me
Def Lepard


Date:
Tell Me Baby
Red Hot Chilli Peppers


Falling in love:
Here's to the Night
Eve 6


Love scene:
Break On through
The Doors

Breaking up:
Drain the blood
The Distillers

Getting stoned:
Sweet Transvestite
Rocky Horror Picture Show Soundtrack

Fight song:
Original Prankster
The Offspring

Getting back together:
Hello, I love you
The Doors

Life's OK:
Cocaine
Eric Clapton

Mental breakdown:
Overdose
Tomcradt

Driving:
Ballroom Blitz
Sweet

Flashback:
In a Gadda Da Vida
Iron Butterfly

Regretting:
No Woman No Cry
Bob Marley

Death Scene:
Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd

Funeral:
Blood Sugar Sex Magic
Red Hot Chilli Pepeprs

Closing credits:
Wonder Boy
Tenacious D

Reïncarnation:
The Time Warp
Rocky Horror Picture Show Soundtrack

Sin City

Pulp Fiction or Reservoir Dogs?

I hope you get it :D That would be super awesome to receive on your birthday! With bacon on the side just to make it soo much better. Cause Bacon just makes everything better ;)

Corvette Stingray *creams panties* God that car is sooo hot

Coloring inside the lines or Making your own picture

You are my hero :) That would be waaaay to awesome.
And I know I'm a few pages late to be jumping on this bandwagon, but FUCK LETTUCE!!!

Its not drama. Its just good old fashion fun :D

I'll take a case of vanilla please! That shit is scary addictive :)

yes, mdma ftw! <3

Joints and Tea date :D

Hell Masha you got a nice little fan club here, you go girl! ;)

Indeed, cover em in batter and deep fry em. We shall solve world hunger with onion rings :D God i could go for some onion rings right about now. NOM NOM NOM

Those sneaky onion bastards.I knew they were up to something. Fuck the animals, DEATH TO ONIONS!

POTATOES HAVE EYES!!!! Case and point. God, this thread has so gone off track :D

YES!!!!!! NOAH FTW!!!!!!

For fucks sake, everybody just whip it out. If the meat eating cock is bigger, we win. End of argument

Oh shit you pissed off the zen monk on morphine. LOOK OUT *hides under her covers*

And now more funny:

I AM COW! HEAR ME MOOOOOOOOOOOO!

METHANE GAZ COMES OUT MY ASS!

Definitions of a vegetarian by [ UrbanDictionary.com ]

1. A secret underground society that takes pleasure in torturing fruits and vegetables. They also are trying to monopolize the bottled water market.
"The vegetarian continued peeling the banana, despite it's blood-curdling screams of pain and horror".

2.One cool mother fucker
"Watching animals being slaughtered while working in an abattoir, I decide (sic) not to make anyone else suffer. You meat eaters wil get spongy brains, you dickheads."


3.Someone who does not eat meat. Period. They are not wimps for not wanting to, they are not better then the general public that enjoys some 'fast food'.


4. One who lives in the land of Vegetaria. Often confused as the definition of a person who doesn't eat meat, but that's only because most Vegetarians don't eat meat, either.


5.i. A fabulous excuse one comes up with so that one does not have to undergo the act of consuming unpleasant meats.
i.
"Uncle Bill: Hello there, young lass! Would you care to sample some of my quality, month old haggis?"

Omnivore: "Oh! Er -- no thanks."

Uncle Bill: "But why, Lass?"

Omnivore: "That would be because... er... I am a vegetarian!"

Thank-you Urban dictionary for clearing up all the confusion :D
*waits for the inevitable shit storm to come her way*

Don't forget smothered in mushrooms and onions, mmmmmmmmmm :) Delicious

mile high club ;)

When are you moving?

Hmmm, must think about this.
But to get this thread back on track :
As stated before, you rock because you love tea like me <33

80% more male than you — 5% like you — 15% more female than you

How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Many women who took the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the graph above.

Statistically speaking, you are a woman—whether you know it or not.

It would be epic, but we must ask ourselves, is silly games ready for an existential debate????

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Menthols= sooooo good. Just not if you're high and chain smoking cause then you start to get sick :P
And we should totally start a thread called "Why do you duck" :D

Cumming

Cause she loves tea :D

*pew pew*

Btw belinda did u get the pics yet of ur portfolio from last semester? Just curious cause i obviously wanna see my pic but i wanna see the other crazy looks you were able to come up with ^.^

Awww big anime teary eyes...I bet it was adorable :D The first time I did em I was bouncing off the walls. They were so much fun. I dont do pills that often any more so when I do decide to have some fun, its nice to take a good E :D

Its okay Steph a little bit of both can feel oh so nice lol Especially when you're gettin hugged by somebody cute :P

HYYYYYPE!

Sharp

I'll check my schedule for school and then pm you some info if I can help you out.

YAY killing time in silly games FTW!

Hey, what exactly would you need us for. What kind of make-up would you be doing and when would you need us (time of day, which day of the week?) Because I'm a student but alot of my classes are in the late afternoon so I might be interested. Let me know :)

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