Rough sex helps you burn off the calories from eating hot dogs?

Bruno hun as soon as you're back I'll make it a point to meet you at the airport with a hot steaming poutine ;)

no, you fail at being a decent human, there's a difference. Anyways you bore me.

I go to vanier =D So when I have class I go grab some lunch there. Actually it was awesome, while Jason was still at school with us we'd go chill in the park and send him on his longboard to Decarie hot dog to get munchies.

YOU FAIL ON THE BASIS OF BEING A RETARD!!
last =D

Really *is quite shocked*
There's nothing like a spliff, decari hot dog and a nice summer day :D God I can't wait for June....

Lester's hot dogs? Those kick ass :D

I think so....

See, don't you feel soo much better now? You can relax and be comfortable that there is no pussy (or ass?) in your future =D

Ha you wish *sticks tongue out*
LAST!!!!

Don't worry you're safe, there's absolutely no sex coming your way. I can guarantee it ;)

I don`t care if it`s proof for you. I don`t need to prove anything to you you leech! In my books you are scum and that`s pretty much all there is to it. I won`t get into this anymore with you cause you`re not worth the time and effort.
And in other news, LAST!!!!!

I don't think so. BEWARE THE UNRIPE APPLES!!!!!

I don't need visual proof. You're a lazy douche who would rather collect honest people's hard earned money so you can sit around all day and spam this forum and play with yourself. In my books that equals Scum. End of story.

Seriously dude, that's not even a joke. A buddy of mine almost lost his penis that way.

umm no I don't think so. PM it to me with your email :)

That movie was AMAZING! Zombie Jenna Jameson really worked that pole ;) That movie was honestly too jokes, when they kept stuffing the victims of the zombie strippers in the cage in the basement I just about died. Now I feel like watching it again.

Corrupter I thank god you live far away from me, I don't need scum like you in my life.
And Armani hun of course you can bring friends :) Lets say if me you and steph organize this, we each invite to friends to come enjoy the night and I think we'd end up with an awesome party ^.^

ARG! I've lost my touch *sobs*

mind you that would be freaking hilarious! I'd love to see a zombie hooker rip some guy's dick off.

Dead hookers wouldn't let him fuck them. They'd rise from the dead and rip his dick off.

I agree with private party. Not that I don't love the people on the scene, but a night like this would be more fun with a smaller group of good friends. Me,you, Steph, Kayla, and Jason would be sooo much fun :D

I'm sorry, let me try this again. That was a statement made by somebody who has never gotten laid! I don't think dogs would even touch him. (too mean?)

And we can sip champagne while making them. Oh this sounds like it could be sooo fun. Okay we need to start planning. Whose house? When? And who are we inviting? Do we make it an open event on the calendar cause that might get a bit packed if we don't have a large apartment to use.

...this is a statement only made by people who ARE NOT GETTING LAID! Loser :P

Actually it would probably easier just to show up early wherever we're going to be watching buffy, cause then we don't have to worry about transporting the cupcakes and smooshing them.
And to corrupter: you're welcome

I make some seriously awesome cupcakes. I have a tray that I can make em really small and cute too :D
The kinda look like these

YES!!! omg Buffy, champagne, and pillow fights. We have to plan this night :D Rule 1: everybody who comes has to bring a bottle. Rule 2: everybody that comes has to bring a pillow ;) The rest will happen by itself...* grins mischievously*

LMAO! HAH!!! Corrupter plays with himself, perv.

we're not playing with you, you weren't invited. Go bang your hammer somewhere else :P
*goes after armani with her pillow*

*blushes*

PILLOW FIGHT!!!! *smacks you back*

*smacks you with the pillow* I don't think so...

*giggles* stop that! :P
*gets a pillow* Don't start with me hun ;)

wtf?

hahahaha,
*gets comfy in last place*

I have no clue, but smashing up the cars on my street would be an awesome way to relieve stress :)

well don't punch her in the face or anything :P But I dunno, I've had a few tumbles where I've had bruises the next day. And then I smile because I know exactly why I have those bruises. But like screwhead said, it depends on the girl.

Fuck that! I love myself and sometimes it just feels amazing to go at it rough and hard! My boyfriend didn't train me to like rough sex :P

I should probably also add that its not fun ALL the time though. Eventually it'll just start to hurt

2 words: CAR ALARMS!

Who the fuck programmed the noise for these things? Yes I get it, they're supposed to be annoying to get attention and blah blah blah. BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! Either my neighbor's car alarm is on the fritz or somebody has been trying to steal his car every night for the past 3 nights. And I don't want his car to be stolen, that would really suck, but at 4 am when I have to wake up at 6:30 for class...I'm not exactly feeling sympathetic. Get your car checked out or I wish the thieves luck the next time they try to steal the damn thing.

I say be honest, cause if you lie than there's always the possibility that your employer would find out and then you would be in some serious shit. I know it's a horribly lame clichè but honesty is the best policy...most of the time :P

well he's not blond or fat so he's definitely not Chris. Paper boy it is ^.^

AMAZING! =D