missing someone allot

chelsea...ur sitting beside ben ...hit him for me [ ....ca ] i hate him and all...

^^^^ because u said paul smelled like flowers lol

ruined: not being able to see my boyfriend

essop

made : being in awe over chelsea this during the nite because of the mdma

ruined:feeling cracked out and having to blow my nose every 2 minutes...

only assholes would...

as what kind of person do u perceive me?

be honest ! nothing will be held agaisnt u lol ...everyone is entitled to theyre opinion ...im just really curious!

and bored...
hehe

SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!!!!

^^^^ cause u didnt even say hi to me at the party last night!!!!

pooky...your lipgloss saved my life heh!

^^^^^ cause one of your friends is a stupid ugly bitch

life

i got kidnapped by kandy kids and had to take care of a carebear!




ya....



AND STEVE DIDNT LET ME AND CHELSEA IN HIS CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sweet cheesy boyfriends lol

because everything he says about love is true

sex

i definatly agree with ^^^^^^^ that!

im eating lucky charms

greatest thing to feel

PAINFULL!!!!

cause he believes in love at first sight

chelsea this morning

mad ill

someone who hates me for NO reason

being considered to ugly to fuck

i say we get together one night and just chill and listen to "sloppy meat eaters" all night! theyre a great punk bad !!!!!

holy fuck ur a kandy kid lol

well my signature says ALL!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ABUSER

^^^^ cause u wrote THAT^^^^

hey alex...i do waaaaaaayyyyyy more than rockin' hehehe

if u liked these go check out [ www.thisisacryforhelp.com ] there more dead baby jokes and a bunch of games and animations...plus theres retarded tests and shit ...its a pretty cool site!

-Dead Baby Jokes-
Q: What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javelin through its throat.

Q: What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
A: One live one in the middle is eating its way out.

Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby in a baggie.

Q: What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A: A dead puppy.

Q: What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Q: What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!

Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
A: An erection.

Q: Why did the baby fall off the swing?
A: Because it had no arms or legs.

Q: What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A: A bus load of babies on fire.

Q: What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
A: Nailing it to a dead puppy.

Q: What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: What's pink and chunky?
A: A baby with leporacy.

Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
A: So you can pick them up five at a time.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.

Q: What's pink and spits?
A: A baby in a frying pan.

Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

Q: What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
A: Sticking pins in their eyes.

Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.

...theyres more lol

i quote :

*lifts nose to seb*

it's OBVIOUS that you have *no* taste in music then! Hmph!

*grabs cds and storms out*


NOW THATS FUNNY SHIT!!!! cause ,..u play trance...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHA god im gonna die laughing!

always second best

u just quoted the fuking guy on a skateboard in the metro in kids....hes liek begging for money and singing : I HAVE NO LEGS,,, I HAVE NO LEGS...



where did ur quote come from then???

the second ;)

yay for KIDS!