So who's going?

Tom Green should join the fight

being drunk alone is no fun

hein? depuis quand ca parle de cul dans photo police?

whoa, nice setup!

kinky!

moi je garde mes sourcils quand je baise

mouais, j'y tient pas aux lunettes. Les talons cest autre chose parcontre :P

définitivement! comme ça quand il y en a une qui s'occupe des chiffres, l'autre peux s'occuper de moi, a tour de rôle :D

ma secretaire!

je pense qui ya du monde qui réalise pas que je déconne depuis tantôt...ouf

bien-sur, mais il faut quand même passer en entrevue..

ca dépend de ton cv, ya plein de positions disponibles

On peut scheduler une entrevue pour négocier ton salaire alors!

ok ok, cest MOI qui paye le baileys.

sky god will never give you up! never run around!

je pourrais être ton boss si tu veux. Ca paye pas mais je te laisserai mettre du baileys dans ton café.

maybe she's refering to her upcoming abortions?

oops

awesome, havent seen that one!

I wish these were the kind of ads we did at my job:

well said... sometimes you want to be straight up and honest but you might worry about the consequences, thus a need to lie to avoid pain. But if you realize that truth coming out later will be worse, might as well get it over with. Life isnt always easy.

pas besoin d'être gai pour complimenter une fille sur son linge et maquillage, mais j'avoue que ca doit mieux passer.

Mon boss stockais le fridge de bière tout les vendredis avant mais il a arrêté depuis un an :(
Le plus cool cest quand il m'a laissé essayer son char parcontre!

the truth often hurts, but not as much as discovering it yourself after being lied to.

merciiii!

le mien conduit une porshe mais nous chicane quand on recycle pas.

Lets start with you? what problems do you have and how do you deal with them?

i like turtles!

how cute

unfortunately, this is easier said than done when you work a 9 to 5 job while also wanting to party on weekends (and some week nights)

will do :)

I used to have a tattoo artist roomate who told me they usually start off by practicing on pig skin. It never occured to me the skin could still be on the pig's back ;)

I didnt know about the pressure thing...interesting!

no no no, the jerking off in itself *does* provide happiness and a shallow sense of accomplishment, but that's only temporary. I think the reason getting laid allows you to sleep better has more to do with that fact that you have someone sleeping next to you, rather than the sex itself. Unless of course the sex was so energy consuming that you simply collapse into deep sleep afterwards.

masturbation doesnt seem to work.

aaarg!
*not* getting laid is THE CAUSE!

I ate out my gf even when she had her period. I dont why I shared this on a public forum but I'm sure this should earn me some points.

If t

if this is what is cool now, I finally accept that I just cant get into new music like I used to: