yaaay.. that includes me! :P

What's the kure takora show?

...put it in their ass!

Love is for the...

what.. are you stupid or something?

naked women

Nope.. I'm not dead yet

would you think I was weird if I said yes?

...have drugs.

Stop me before I...

Do you think it might be inchworms?

lol

aw.. what a sweet guy. dolphin's a lucky girl

Isn't that just wishful thinking?

Alf

got some roasted chicken for supper

I think he's just jealous cuz he can't find himself a woman. Don't worry... I can't find one either!

Why would I want to see some guy touching his weiner?? Maybe if it was a girl touching herself...

Hey sis.. if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family! ;p

good idea!

I just ate.

kiss on the cheek

My fave ravewaver is whoever says that I'm their favourite. Heh heh.

butt kick :P

I think you had to go and make that dirty. Shame!

I didn't do it.

Hope u enjoyed it while it lasted.

Nice shoes...

But not as adorable as me. ;p

Hmmmm.. we could call it "ugliest statue ever"

heh.. just teasing nemo.. u know you're adorable ;p

okay.. it's gonna be me this time, I just know it :P

Hmmm.. so why are we still posting?

And I'd dress you up as a drag-clown.

Sometimes.. but I don't eat them as often as I should. I think it's too bad I can't hang out with you more often.. you'd probably get me eating more fruits.

Heh.. especially when it's by me. Hihi! I am the greatest!! ...and I can go for like, 3 1/2 hours at least. LoL! *I'm so proud* ;P

Heh.. it's so cute when someone's french accent comes through in their writing sometimes. ^_^ "stuffs" ...sorry, not trying to make u feel shy about it or anything. My ex gf used to hate it when I'd laugh at her english but I only did it because I think french accents are adorable. Anyway, it's just stuff, in case you want to know for the future. ;)

Yeah.. I hate it. I can never remember much of my dreams. I remember certain important details, but only vaguely. And I remember that they're really messed up, in places that don't exist and don't even look like they could exist in this world, and that a lot of the time, the events seem to randomly change so that they don't even really fit together. Hmm.. maybe the places are so weird and unusual because I'm in the astral plains?

Hmmm.. so maybe if you eat pussy long enough you could get high? LoL.. j/k

[ www.. ] roasted mucus! :P Nah sorry, I don't remember. I think maybe it was one of those bugs that kinda looks like a worm with legs.. like what they have in lolly pops at the insectarium.. I dunno if you've seen those. But it might have been a different one, cuz I think they had a couple of different bugs u could sample. But what was sicker was that this friend of hers ate one of the wormy looking things live (that was an option too) and part of it was sticking out of the corner of his mouth and squirming around. Yish! I dunno, I guess I'm a wuss cuz I wouldn't even sample a fried one, even though my ex tried to get me to. ...And I thought I was the man of the relationship. Yeesh. :P

...there's also that thing where a woman's vagina is supposed to taste something like tuna. I'm not sure why ppl say that. I mean, I suppose they're somewhat similar in a way, but well I'd say about as much as chocolate tastes like white chocolate or something. Seriously, it doesn't really taste that much like tuna.

Hmmm.. when I was a kid, I had this messed up dream. It's hard to remember the details, as it always is for me with dreams, but there was something about this bad guy who was supposed to be my uncle. Only in real life, I've never seen this person. We were in the Laurentions at my aunt's cottege I guess, and he was in this boat, and for some reason I was trying to chase him. I think he was in a moter boat and I was in a row boat or something. Anyway, he wasn't very far, and I jumped into the water to try and swim after him. I remember him saying 'you want to know what it feels like to die?' and then he pulled out this gun and shot me in the head. Then I was floating in the water, and I heard my little sister scream 'she's dead!!' before I woke up in a sweat. Creepy.

Yeah.. I've heard a lot of ppl say that certain bugs taste like chicken too. Or my ex gf ate this fried bug they were giving samples of at the music festival a couple of yrs ago, and she said it tasted like french fries.