twipple hug

I think he's feeling zee heaven right now.

While you're at it, can I get some free pills?

Tee hee. Y'know the funny thing is a lot more men started hitting on me AFTER I discovered that I wasn't into them. ;P

Hmm.. maybe I should have said cucumbers?

YaY.. we're buddies! ;P

It was a friend punch.

UGH.. I knew I shouldn't have eaten those pickels before bed!

Punch on the arm.

Hmmm.. maybe we should go for 2007? LoL!

Why won't you ever shut your big fat mouth?

Working on yourself, huh? Thinks he has a lot of work to do.

Don't you mean 'damn skippy'?

I'd totally fuck him up.. he won't even look human anymore when I'm done with him!!

LoL.. well I'm pretty sure it's flubber. Never seen it though.

Did you forget the ?

Maybe it's handicapped?

I think he's a pretty UN-important human.

creepy voices in my head that tell me what to do

flubber?

Righto, we will.

You have a hen? Does it lay eggs?

nipple tweak other nipple

That's where you're wrong.

What the who?

Oooh.. does that bounce like a super ball?

BTW guys, if y'all would have been around at the time the 1000 posts was reached, you'd all know that we decided to go for 2000 now.

I'd stab him in the eye with his cheezy celery.

So bathrooms, 6pm, May 30th right? And if I get lost or something, call you. Me thinks I got it.

I stick safety pins through my eyeballs.

Sniff my foot fungus and get high. x__x

lemme try...

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yaaaaay!

OMG.... SO MUCH

Do the cha cha in my underwear.

Frak you! ;P

Nice.

I don't have a cell phone.. I know, living in the stone age, right? LoL!

Heh.. you just say that cuz u know I'm totally gay. ;P

Haha.. well I dunno. But lemme just say that if even half the ppl I invited show up.. SHIT, there's gonna be lots of peeps there.