Church raves used to be fun. Know what I think would be kool? If u could have a rave in an empty metro station.

Okay, well I don't know what ppl have posted up till now, but I'll tell you what I think is missing. First, there's hardly any kandy left at raves. Where did all the kandy kids go? Second, I find people don't let go in raves like they used to. You don't see any cuddle puddles or big massage chains. Yeh, raves in Montreal are definately not what they used to be.

3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a bloody mary, so the bar tender gives him a bloody mary.

Second one orders a bloody ceasar, so the bar tender gives him a bloody ceasar.

Third one orders a cup of hot water. The bar tender gives yim his cup of hot water and asks "I'm curious.. what do you want a cup of hot water for?

The vampire pulls out a tampon and says "I'm having tea."

Bitch bitch bitch!

You mean if YOU'RE lucky! ;P

I CAN'T SEE IT!! :(

That he likes older women?

Beavis and Butthead

*catches shoe* OMG.. this is the sho that I got shot for last year! *GASP* YOU!!!

I think that elle devrait parler lots of franglais. Hehe!

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back... BBQ SAUCE!! :P

...hair on your nipple? EWWW!

Let me taste the...

ZZ Top

Punch him over and over till he's sitting in a huge puddle of his own blood.

Nah.. the real babies are GREAT on a BBQ!

Seems more like a child's toy computer to me...

Did u know that no one wants to know?

I think the fact that his coolness is that high proves that this coolness stuff is bullsh*t!

classical

OMG.. look who's calling US bitches! :P

Yeah.. they probably wouldn't taste so great, huh?

My name Is Stefanie Lee Yates and I am AWESOME!!! ;P

Okay, so as mega-cheesy as it may be, my favourite right now is "You're my Angel"

band aids

I think you'd better!

Hmmmm.. do u think it's anything like licking a toad? I gotta try it some time!

How about the emo kids?

What do you think Anya would answer to that question?

YaY

*the boys choir barge in and rip off their masks* "why that's not a boy's choir at all.. it's a squadren of midgen cops!"

that makes 3

nuh uh

I think that would be awesome.. and she should come to Montreal. July 13th's my housewarming party hun. ;)

[ www.. ] I thought it was just cuz we all aint normal.

wound

How about the $5.. you throw in your rave ticket, and I'll also give you some free beers at my party?

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Henry VIII

Thinks there's something to what he's thinking.