Cuz he contributed in my drinking last week.

the_pink_popo cuz she wants a safety pin stuck in her eye.

Double tweak for him

fetachini

Okidokee

Not really

hungry

And I'm reeeeally good at it.

Raisin cinnomon bagels

des bébés?

Meh.. no one liked him anyway.

Is that also un-pronouncable?

We sure are!

and you're avoiding the delayable

party date

Would roast marsh-mellows.

Good comeback..

That's his way of telling you that he misses his owner.

I'd like to.. but she's in Toronto. :(

...a hermaphodite?

Have you ever...

I WANT MY ALIEN!!!!!!!

...do me later. Your coice.

Don't you know I'm...

So what's your question?

cotton candy

BBQ dead babies.

What came first.. the chicken or the egg?

Niccce!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?












...Because chickens weren't invented yet.

Pass.. me my alien plz!!!

Haha.. is that where it's from? I couldn't remember.

Ok, ok.. so what to u get when u cross Fed Ex with UPS?











...Fed Up!

NO... really?

...Well if ya wanna get rid of him that bad, maybe YOU should pay ME!!

Think I'll be at that party fer sure.

...the CHICKEN DANCE!!!

Who'd want a shirt about that?

Life is short... and then u die! :P

Three tomatoes are walking down the street: a mother tomato, a father tomato and a baby tomato. The baby tomato starts falling behind, so the father tomato squashes him and says "ketchup!"

I think my first was Trick or Treat '98.

I love candy ravers! I guess I'm even a little candy myself. I enjoy seeing anyone who really dresses up for raves so they stand out. And today you don'T see many candy ravers in Montreal and that disappoints me.

I make most of my phat pants myself.