cover him in cement to make the world's ugliest statue

lolllll

I met her on [ rave.ca ] first. Then I saw her at rave r us but I never would have recognized her. All I had to go by was that picture of her with the hat.. very misleading! She's the one who came up to me, and then when I asked who she was and she said drgonzo, I wuz like whaaaa?! LoL! Funny though, cuz before she came to talk to me, my friend and I noticed her as being one of the cutest girls at the rave. LoL!

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DEMON CATS!!! AUGGGGH!!

wants to not have a sore mouth anymore. (damn drugs)

sqash her head with my forfinger and thumb

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.. I don't know about the rest, but I know Pola likes to rape squirrels... am I on the right track?

Yah, that's right. Dee's B-Day... whut u guys doing ta celebrate? I get ta come too, right? (haha.. does that sound like the pathetic little tag along, or what?) Or am I to be punished for starting this thread, and don't get to party with the koool peeps? LOLOL

Hehe.. everyone's hooked on mah game now! My ee-vil plan is working!! Muahahahahhahaaaa!!!

I like the same 2 as Raz.

Ugh.. sorry! I'm such an E-tard sometimes!! I blame this....

what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)
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You scored as Immature, Your immature.

Immature 88%
Fun 75%
Nice 63%
Outgoing 50%
Shy 44%
Dramatic 38%
mean 13%

(I stuck my winky in a clarinet hole)

Er ahhh.. heh. Yeah. Cuz Zeddy's not here... *coff*

Would tell him to make sure Zeddy gets a turn with it.

Dee3e.. cuz everyone is doing it.

Don't deny it Baa.. u want a c string, don't you?

Fruit salad.. yummy yummy!

...you passed out on the sidewalk outside of the saphir and now it's Friday morning.

..that not so fat men jerkit while looking at naked pictures of you. ...Better?

......and sometimes women too.. but let's not go there. ;-P

Too far? I've gone too far, haven't I? Ok fine. They're not naked pictures.. she's wearing a c-string.

Kick a squirrel in the nuts but never yank a donkey's tail.

Pfffahahahaaa, see? She's trying to deny it again. Just admit it Dee3e... u LOVE it. You love the fact that your name is posted all over ravewave, you love ppl won't stop talking about you, and you ESPECIALLY love that ugly fat men jerkit while looking at naked pics of you.

Yeah, I went there! C'mon Dee, don't deny it.. everyone is weirdly obsessed with you... and you're loving every minute of it. Meh, she'll never admit it, but you ALL know it's true, right?

Teehee..

That's hawt.

Do they wear minjamas?

This one time, I wasted my time telling stories about things that happened this one time.

Too late.. it's already been thought of.

Looks fucking retarded! That's all there is to it.

...Like that ever stops anyone.

help

Nice! Errrr.. no, wait a sec... that's a waste of beer, aint it? Maybe we should just stick to drinking it.

profanity

Will do. But for now, how about a beer gun date?

Ohhhh.. you meant a swimming pool. LoL.. I thought you meant like billiards. Swimming I can do. But a beer water slide sounds funner to me.

fucker

I've seen lot's of it in these threads. Well here's a thread of nothing BUT. Just post the most creative nonsense that comes out of your brain. Who cares if it's retarded? You can always blame the drugs, your parents or the uncle that used to molest you.

What.. you're all too busy with the real world or something? Pffffft!

It does.. I'm not so great at pool though. But not too bad, sometimes. Bet I could kick your ass at table hockey though.

bald

One word.. poop shoot. Wait, that's 2 words.

Pine sol