Kareoke date?

Same with my cat.. we started smoking it, and afterwards every time we'd smoke, she'd come over to get some.

Yeah.. just cuz he's new here, I thought I'd start one. And of course, cuz I had nothing better to do... as usual.

So you want us to rip on u huh.. *farrrrt* there ya go!

OMGosh.. I feel soooooooooo special now! Dee3e masterbates to my thread!!! YaY!!

destroy the world date

me????

Yeh.. she pretends it bothers her, but really she loves it. ...wait, he's new here. He doesn't even know who Dee3e is yet...

...though it shouldn't take him too long to figure it out.

couch

Is your sister cute?

Like you didn't know?

slippers

Are you mocking my spelling mistake?

Can u make mine a mocaccono?

that does sound better

Can I have a coffee instead?

would ask him what he's laughing at

Get wasted and pass out in an alley date?

Hey, welcome bud. Hope ya like lots of sexual harassment.

Haha.. you?

Mmmmm baby.. guess I couldn't hide it forever!

I'd throw him in a big vat of jello

But er ah... Zeddy wuz abducted..

Does it look like we can see you?

How did your teeth get so blue? Was it cuz u ate a smurf pie? How many shingles must you bathe before the sun beams down too bright and burns the cow? Oh my, how these fish don't make sense any more!!

:P

To be silly?

??????????????????????

pie

Why should ya have to be bored to come to silly games?

koolzies.. when is this summertime date? I want in!

desperate horny men

Somebody put him to sleep!

They still have slush puppy in Cowansville.

Does it matter?

tou don't know this guy, do u?

*you

But who will save us from you?

haha.. wtf

BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY

Are you retarded or just plain slow?