is it just me or does anyone else think of smoked meat fax machine when they see this thread.

agnes oberbich.

when old ladies give you dirty looks for not giving up your seat on the bus when there's an empty seat RIGHT BESIDE YOU.

fucking old hags.

i dunno, go to the corner of drummond and st catherine, they just GIVE away random concert tickets over there.

well, obviously no one else does.

you GO girl! *snap, snap*

making scavenger hunts for strangers and hiding dvds under park benches.

right away, doctor.

i enjoy horny teenage boys with acne and flaccid wangs.

once i had a dream that slit open a morphine patch and rubbed it on the back on my neck when the doctor wasn't looking.

oh wait... that really happened.

it's been clinically proven that asians are not real people, therefore making you an offender of beastiality. you can be treated at the sarah a. kooi centre in pierrefonds, i'll be happy to give you a recomendation.


also,

sewing up one's vag would only made the menstrual cycle incredibly uncomfortable and provide much annoyance to the french cock who wishes only to procreate many a unibrow.

this one makes me squeeze my syringe all over my white keds.

scott pee seems to suffer from a serious case of "I AM A PRODUCER. DID YOU KNOW THAT?"

this disease can be snuffled out with a swift kick to the buttocks and shall be administered by myself immediatly.

according to his chart, jeffery hackett suffers from acute average penis and therefore is very self concious of his incredibly normal wang.

what he needs is a small nubile female whom he has the ability to eject against a wall and land on his wiener.

this phenomenon appears to have already occured but unfortunately this procedure needs to be repeated and practiced until the patient has overcome his fear of normal-dick.


hopefully with enough support from his friends, and pretty ardene wristbands with which he attracts these nubile beings, mister hackett will recover and continue on with his main love, epic trance.

miss britt has what we call "distinctive clam obsessive" which stems from her uncontrolable urge to rub, carress and otherwise draw attention to her crotch.

after extensive research, we have concluded that miss jessica britt will always have dry-clam and need continuous head to relieve the itching.