37 dicks??

i have one... but its not fr sale
i wsa just getting your hopes up

what gordo said

right

ok.. heres the thing...
if you know the person but just never thought about them in that way but then the dream triggered the crush.. then, i would say, yes. its possible
if you dont even know the person, then i wouldnt think so

shibby

I love Gen because her eyes remind me of Guns'n'Roses Lyrics...

id donate mine.. depending for what
my nipples are perfectly round

who is it?

club dread, chinese food, home, read "The Hobbitt" for the third time, slept

i donate my nipple to science

HEY!
I have long curly hair.
And I do NOT deserve to be shot

snowboarded
went to Golf-O-Max
went to Mega Video
Watched the LIfe of David Gale
drove home.
slept slept slept

cuz i dont have the car until i get to her house. and im only walking to her house at 230

no

hmmm... that's a good question. It's my sister's car. I'm not insured. But that's never stopped me before.
Call me after school. I'm only driving them to the airport at like 3.

I'm not completely obsessed with sex (contrary to Ian's and Leela's beliefs). Heck, I didn't even particularly ENJOY my first sexual experiences. Sex isn't everything. I'd say it's fun. But I don't remember (or I've blocked it out in my head... whatever).

I have to drive my sister and brother-in-law to the airport! They're going to Cozumel.
And what if I AM gay? Would that be a problem?

not yet...

No movie.
Airport.

[ www... ] now amanda knows my deepest secrets

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im way more permissive than most apparently

i hate him cuz i have no idea who he is

actually.. id probably play something cheesy
like a love song
a real cheesy 80s one

Touching you... Touching me
Touching you, GOD YOURE TOUCHING MEEEE!!!

id play... Your Time Is Gonna Come - Led Zeppelin

i dunno...
talk to me... that way i can test my theory

i wear a flower in my hair... is that bad?

im completely smitten by my friend's girlfriend

went to see Lost In Translation
got a little depressed analyzing and thinking about the movie with my friend
then went to my pissing bus stop and pissed

hahaha

yeah

the protein skimmer stopped working late saturday night.. so there was excess protein in the tank, it built up in his eyes causing him to go blind. the protein skimmer is also responsible for oxygenating the tank, so there was hardly any oxygen by the time monday came along. so he was a little crazy cuz of the lack of oxygen, and scared cuz of the blindness, so when i tried to catch him i freaked him out real bad and he tried to swim away real fast and smacked his head in a rock

i was forced to pluck my eyebrow as of late..
it was the most upsetting moment in my life
3 girls forced me to do it (they had ways of persuading me)
and i dont really think it looks any better... but i have to maintain it now cuz other wise i look stupid... and that bothers me

I believe in a thing called love

oh god yes!
Apple SAuce... i cant get enough.. but i never have any.. so ialways eat ALL of my cousin's whenever I go over...
he hates that...
and ive slept over 10 hours a day for the last 3 weeks

no. That's quite serious. When it died I studied it. To see where I went wrong with the poor guy.

I've discovered the reason for my fish's death. The autopsy revealed that he died from a lack of oxygen due to a defective Protein Skimmer. When I made this thread he actually wasn't dead yet. He was only blinded by a protein buildup in his eyes (another reason he died, other than the oxygen). He only died while I tried to catch him to put him in my holding tank (that doesn't have any rocks) by swimming full speed into a rock and caving in his head. He was spastic until then due to lack of oxygen and blindness. It was a horrible death.

ive downed over a litre of vodka in a few minutes...
the ensuing insanity had to be retold to me by 9 different people...
it was great... stupid women

No... Calcio is Italian
Soccer is for anyone outside Europe who speaks English
Football is for the British and the British alone, since they are the ONLY english peaking country in Europe

and on another note...
I went to a friend's house and 'raped' her mother last night... it was a gay old time