Saw it yesterday...
It was Meh...
it was good, it was really funny... but in the end... it was a disappointment

my favorite parts were when the people die...

i love jews...

seriously...
stupid nuns
jesuits arent any better though

sex?
was it sex?

no.. not everyone..
you dont
neither do any guys i know... nor any of the guys ive ever seen (with the exception of David Bowie and Johnny Depp)

thats fucked up

see the thing is.. she still looks extremely bangable.. even when shes making that face

article?
try novel

k... physics... NOTHING to do with knowing that dihyfrogen monoxide is water...
chemistry maybe?

*vomits*
........*vomits again*

sexy

does bill? bill gates in case you thought i was refering to bill mcphee my next door neighbor

mike is funny
i wish i was mike

own business = blast
(when you figure things out)

ive worked for my dad..
its a jo.. no special perks.. its not that good.. because people feel threatened by my presence...

and Al... there is such a thing as too much money

id hit it too

can you not read??
its in HUGE letter: "Little Tykes"
are you blind?

saw secret window..
got hardon cause of Johhny Depp
was disappointed by actual movie though...
wnet home

whos ash?

174,078 planets were aligned when this article was written, affecting precisely dick.

hahaha
Self healing? Self healing was perfected by Rambo in Rambo: First Blood when he stitched his arm shut after he cracked a kid's back while jumping off a cliff (and the only reason his arm split open was because he's so tough he wanted to make the bad guys think they had a chance, but yeah right.. it was like Rambo sent them all Christmas cards, but instead of cards it was murder).

this is actually fucking funny

alright alright
i understand. you're right

we're all susceptible to a little rage every now and again...

bahahah

*sigh*

i know.. considering i make under $10,000/year... id say im on way to financial freedom

i suggest getting drunk on any days that end with a 'y'

also...
why is it that when a man cant get a high payin job, hes lazy? but when a woman cant, its "the glass ceiling"? oooh.. *said in a whiny girly man's voice*

come on!! i thought it was funny

sorry... i was bitter that night.. some girl had just told me she wouldnt go out with me...
(that bitch)

but seriously though... equity aint about pointing your 'group' out as much as humanly possible (not talking solely about women... but many things)

ok... dumbest thing ever posted
was that me? did *I* have it good the last gazillion years? no... some other loser guys did.
why should *I* pay for some other idiots' so-called crimes
fuck that.. you want equity now. that doesnt mean making back "lost" time. it means EQUITY. NOW.

did an assignment on mortgages
i can afford a house of $123,500 according to the mortgage calculator i made

seriously...
also i love her because.... uhh.. shes the ravewavers (besides ian) that i see the most often in random places... (thrice... thats a lot)

damnit

i vow to slap the shit out of any bitch who tries to mooch my money...
bitch

quite

alcohol (beer, sorry) was created to pass the long days by bored monks
women werent on their minds.. theyre monks.. and in those days, the vow of celibacy was much respected

yeah but who actually keep meat for years.. i mean i have a freezer FULL of meat... but over a year its cycled through

thats funny.. in a sick twisted way

emulators!

tralse