Originally posted by LITTLE SARAH...

Little Sarah's agreement

This commited relationship agreement (hereinafter referred to
as the "Agreement") is entered into on the __23rd__day of
__March__, 2004, between
__Myself__and__You__.


THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND
PRINCIPLES:

1. You MUST sleep over- even if you're not tired, you have to cuddle with me and pretend you're sleeping.

2. Surprise me whenever you want. for brekkie, dinner, or whenever you can't imagine yourself living without me for another second (which should be freqently).

3. Have a cell fone so i could make sure you're okay, and call me wherever you go. If you don't see me that day, a 2 hour phone call is assumed.

4. Only "romancing" and "being tender" is allowed.

5. Sharing emotions is absolutely essential.

6. Plans are only unnecessary if you're surprising me, otherwise, i want to know when i'm going to get to see you.

7. All gifts accepted - flowers and diamonds are always good.

8. i rove baby talk, and so do you, don't you shmoopy shmoopy?

9. Asking you for comparisons with former lovers is completely unnecessary because i know you've been waiting for me.

10. As far as you're concerned- we're very much in love, and you can call me anything you want "your special woman", "girlfriend", and always remind other people that you have me.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex will never happen. Upon this event castration will occur.

12. We can each have a drawer at each other's house, just so that there'll always be variety and for the next time one of us stays over.

13. Falling asleep right after beign tender is okay because i know you'll have sweet dreams afterwards.

14. Asking whether romancing was enjoyed is uneccesary becasue it is assumed when you are in love.

15. I don't have a car, but you can borrow anything you want.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My beautiful wonderful sweet girlfriend."

17. Just cuddling is sometimes the best.

18. NO condoms, NO fucking. Carry your ass home. (i can't really change that one)

19. I have fruit juice in the fridge if you're thirsty :)

20. I'm not selfish, you can use my telephone anytime you need it, shmoopy.

21. If going to a hotel room, you are taking me out on a romantic evening, and it will not be less than a 5* hotel, and you're only paying because you really want to :D.

22. Don't bring any of your friends with you (i just don't like them).

* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL COMMITED RELATIONSHIPS:
The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the
holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts
to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it
will automatically become null and void and you will
then be removed from the COMMITED RELATIONSHIP LIST and deleted
from phone memory and email list.
In otherwords, you will be BLOCKED from all
communications until your silly ass understands the
rules.

Participating Party
Signature__M.D.C._____
Date: __March 23rd 2004__

Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________

Originally posted by QUEEN B...

say hi next time big hair guy