i think its bad for baseball that Boston finally won...
who's gonna go watch boston games now? the curse is broken!
most people just watched baseball because they would think " Maybe this year they'll break that damned curse!!"
but now it's broken so no one will care

I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out, and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV

And thats about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again?
Whats my age again?

And later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husbands in jail
This state looks down on sodomy

And thats about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23,
And are still more amused by prank phone calls,
What the hell is call ID?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again?
whats my age again?

And thats about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in Freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again?
(whats my age again?)

And thats about the time that she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
Whats my age again?
whats my age again?

whats my age again?

hahah... lumbergh! office space

DJ FAG!!!!

Buon Compleanno Clown
I'll always remember you, because you took a dump at my house

ian youre sick

can you be MY hussy mike?

the puke scene made me cry it was so funny

seriously

I feel no guilt from anything that brings me pleasure

that's impossible... ive had hotmail since the beginning (i have michael@hotmail.com... that goes to show how early i got a hotmail account... my bro has dom@hotmail.com) and i didnt get an upgrade to 250mb

you wanna design for me Sarah? im looking for designers actually
call me... we'll talk

i've got exactly what you need... *taps nose*
call me

wheres he going?

whats saw?

damn right

Exactly Ian...
area IS length x width
or, area = length x width... moron...
and you never said the formula for Murphy's Law is.... you just said "It's official: *formula*"

asswipe.. saying IS is the same thing as writing an = sign

a formula still has to equal something... stupid

the formula for the conversion of fahrenheit to celsius still gives an answer doesnt it?

excuses excuses

i blame him for Bush's first election

hey... dont insult the ginos

*nods*

also... what went wrong?

and that function is stupid... it's a wave
Murphy's law shouldn't be a wave function... it should be more sporadic

also... it SHOULD be re-written as such, since you divide twice...

((U+C+I)*(10-S)*(1-sin(F/10)))/20*A

and you didnt model them either

also, a strong canadian dollar is horrible for canadian businesses... it means we pay more for our products and sell them for less

stupid!
you shoulda registered... being such an anti-bush advocate, you shoud both be doing your parts to not have him re-elected

cool

how can that even BE real?

sreiously...
model that shit yo

I'm transgendererd

i want the next 30 seconds of life again

yay!! hurray for me!!

you wrote it.. shouldnt you know?

hahah.. ian is batmans gay sidekick!!

can i go pants shopping with you sarah?
also... why are you selling it?

i hate ice cones

why is geek such a funny word?

"THe last time I felt an erection, I was in a movie theatre. THe only thing is, it wasn't mine."

wow.... way to geek up my day.. geek