if anyone says she isnt physically attractive theyre lying...
she has a beautiful body...
...
now if someone says they dont respect her tats a different story.. but poeple who say that they dont find her attractive BECAUSE they dont respect her are lying

why ian?
you sleep with people for money too?

hahahah! sucker

if you dont want to be in Italy... come back.. Ill be MORE THAN HAPPY to take your place there

that fucking rocks

1-ram: adult male sheep

2-ewe: adult female sheep

3-lamb: young sheep from birth till weaning

4-tup lamb: male lamb

5-ewe lamb: female lamb

6-wedder: castrated male sheep

7-seggy: castrated male sheep after applied for serving female

8-yeld: non lactating female

9-gimmer: ewes between first & second shearing

10-corne: adult female remain in flock for long time than normal high breeding performance



1-stallion: adult male horse used for serving

2-mare: adult female horse used for breading

3-foal : young horse from birth till 1year

4-calf foal : male foal

5-filly foal : female foal

6-yearling :young horse or horse at 1 year

7-geld : castrated male horse

8-castration : remove of 2 testes

9-ass : adult male donkey

10-she donkey : adult female donkey

11-mule :cross breed between mare& donkey

12-hinny : cross breed between stallion & she donkey

CATTLE

1- bull : adult male cattle for serving

2- cow :adult female cattle for breeding

3- calf :young cattle of both sex from birth till 1 year old



- ram : adult male goat used for serving female

2- doe : adult female goat used for breading

3- kid : young goat from birth till weaning

4- buckling :male kid

5- goat ling : female kid




woopsy...

theyre both called donkeys since their gender is completely irrelevant

ok.. if only two of them are living... are they still considered "The Beatles"?
honestly now... how do they address letters to them? Dear Mr.s Starr and McCartney and the estates of Mr.s Lennon and Harrisson......?

Donkeys can't produce offspring anyway.. theyre all completely sterile... their genital organs dont work...
theyre the product of a mule and horse mating

did you know that the male skunk pisses all over the female before they mate?

a male skunk will uriante on the female skunk to invite her to mate... if shes pleased, and when the amount of urine is enough, she will turn away from the male a life on of her hind legs... at which point they fuck like animals

FOOL!

I TOLD YOU!!!
ITS A GOAT!

very informative actually
these are things i like to know

EXACTLY!
it just doesnt fit.. the moon in the middle just sticks out like my dick when i have a hardon...

a stud is a horse that does nothing BUT mate.. it is a horse with good parentage taht people pay to have impregnate their female horses

john ny depp would SOOO be known even if he wasnt in tim burtons movies...
his acting talent is just superb.. it supasses most other actors in hollywood today
his sense of style is cool, his mindset just rocks.. and he lives in france in a completely hemingway-esque lifestyle... hes the image of perfection.... oh and his wife s hot

ahem...
a BLUE MOON is an occurence that happens very seldomly. a blue moon is the second full moon in a same month... a very rare occurence indeed, since a month is 28-31 days and a lunar cycle is 28 days....
but in 2000 there were 2 blue moons... hmmm.. odd aint it?

bulls are colour blind.. red means nothing.. they run at the moving thing...
cow=female
bull=male
stallion=male
goat=male
sheep=female

the face in tipsys version is just plain scary!

well... word on the street is...
me and ian saw host one walking on the street and open the door to a strip club, so ian yells out: "Host One! Strip club eh?" to which host one replies: "Bathroom!"... to which we laughed hysterically and said... well if hes into watersports......

DEFINITELY!!!

see? tipsy understands me... pants suck... you should listen to me and NOT wear them

its open on weekeds from 11-10 until october 26

BOOBIES!!

i am going to firebomb their headquarters

i asnt drunk when i wrote that
i actually do love jackie... and i really do want to have sex with her in every position imaginable........ twice

i love you jackie...
have sex with me in every position imaginable

why are you in italy?
i want to be in italy... italy is my home

WHOA!
JOHNNY DEPP WAS IN NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET???????
oh my god!
i never knew!

that was grood!

hahaha!
fool!

Jimmy Page - White Summer - Black Mountain Side
this man is the sickest guitar player on earth

*vomits*

POOTIE TANG!!!!!!!!!!!!

fred: fair enough... but i think thats just their problem.. i mean they shouldnt need a license! thats going a little too far

no way!
Michaelangelo!!

i wish i had an ass...
other than my own of course... like in my hands... groping and feeling it.. right now

did you ALWAYS know how to use your computer?
you never learned right? you just innately knew how?

once again....
diesel sweeties is the funniest comic ever

diesel sweeties is the funniest comic

The Battle of Evermore Lyrics:Queen of light took her bow
And then she turned to go,
The prince of peace embraced the gloom
And walked the night alone.
Oh, dance in the dark of night,
Sing to the morn - ing light.
The dark lord rides in force tonight
And time will tell us all.
Oh, throw down your plow and hoe,
Rest not to lock your homes.
Side by side we wait the might
Of the darkest of them all.
I hear the horses’ thunder
Down in the valley blow,
I’m waiting for the angels of avalon,
Waiting for the eastern glow.
The apples of the valley hold,
The seas of happiness,
The ground is rich from tender care,
Repay, do not forget, no, no.
Oh,-------dance in the dark of night,
Sing to the morning light.
The apples turn to brown and black, the tyrant’s face is red.
Oh the war is common cry, pick up you swords and fly.
The sky is filled with good and bad
That mortals never know.
Oh, well, the night is long, the beads of time pass slow,
Tired eyes on the sunrise, waiting for the eastern glow.
The pain of war cannot exceed
The woe of aftermath,
The drums will shake the castle wall,
The ring wraiths ride in black, ride on.
Sing as you raise your bow,
Shoot straighter than before.
No comfort has the fire at night
That lights the face so cold.
Oh dance in the dark of night,
Sing to the mornin’ light.
The magic runes are writ in gold
To bring the balance back, bring it back.
At last the sun is shining, the clouds of blue roll by,
With flames from the dragon of darkness
The sunlight blinds his eyes.