Originally posted by LITTLE SARAH...

Little Sarah's agreement

This commited relationship agreement (hereinafter referred to
as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of
__________, 2003, by_______________________, between
____________and______________.


THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND
PRINCIPLES:

1. You MUST sleep over- even if you're not tired, you have to cuddle with me and pretend you're sleeping.

2. Surprise me whenever you want. for brekkie, dinner, or whenever you can't imagine yourself living without me for another second (which should be freqently).

3. Have a cell fone so i could make sure you're okay, and call me wherever you go. If you don't see me that day, a 2 hour phone call is assumed.

4. Only "romancing" and "being tender" is allowed.

5. Sharing emotions is absolutely essential.

6. Plans are only unnecessary if you're surprising me, otherwise, i want to know when i'm going to get to see you.

7. All gifts accepted - flowers and diamonds are always good.

8. i rove baby talk, and so do you, don't you shmoopy shmoopy?

9. Asking you for comparisons with former lovers is completely unnecessary because i know you've been waiting for me.

10. As far as you're concerned- we're very much in love, and you can call me anything you want "your special woman", "girlfriend", and always remind other people that you have me.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex will never happen. Upon this event castration will occur.

12. We can each have a drawer at each other's house, just so that there'll always be variety and for the next time one of us stays over.

13. Falling asleep right after beign tender is okay because i know you'll have sweet dreams afterwards.

14. Asking whether romancing was enjoyed is uneccesary becasue it is assumed when you are in love.

15. I don't have a car, but you can borrow anything you want.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My beautiful wonderful sweet girlfriend."

17. Just cuddling is sometimes the best.

18. NO condoms, NO fucking. Carry your ass home. (i can't really change that one)

19. I have fruit juice in the fridge if you're thirsty :)

20. I'm not selfish, you can use my telephone anytime you need it, shmoopy.

21. If going to a hotel room, you are taking me out on a romantic evening, and it will not be less than a 5* hotel, and you're only paying because you really want to :D.

22. Don't bring any of your friends with you (i just don't like them).

* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL COMMITED RELATIONSHIPS:
The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the
holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts
to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it
will automatically become null and void and you will
then be removed from the COMMITED RELATIONSHIP LIST and deleted
from phone memory and email list.
In otherwords, you will be BLOCKED from all
communications until your silly ass understands the
rules.

Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________

Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________

Originally posted by *GAY5TEVE*...

The "Busy" person -

This person has his/her status set to "Busy" more often than not and when you try to talk to them they either don't respond or tell you that they're "working on an essay/project/assignment" or whatever. To this person I ask: If you are too busy to talk on MSN then why are you signed in? The function of MSN IS TO CHAT with your friends....there is no other excuse to have it on because it serves no other purpose....so what you're really saying is not that you are "too busy to talk" it's that you are "too busy to talk to ME or anyone else but a select few people who you deem privledged enough"...otherwise you'd shut it off so that you could do your work. If that's the case then tell me and I'll understand which is much better than the incinuation that you think I'm too retarded to see that you have a "cool list" that I'm apparently not on.

Originally posted by DISPOSABLE LOVE...

during Shakespeare's time the english language consisted of 15,000 words...now its roughly 10,000.

de-evolution.

Originally posted by KICK UP A SLUT...

dude, you don't make sense.

wtf does msn have to do with it?

im talking about peoples names. like they have such bad lives omg.

Originally posted by KICK UP A SLUT...

yeah cos everyone has such bad lives.

it must really suck sitting on your ass at home and having your parents pay almost everything for you.

oh how my heart bleeds.

Originally posted by KICK UP A SLUT...

yeah cos everyone has such bad lives.

it must really suck sitting on your ass at home and having your parents pay almost everything for you.

oh how my heart bleeds.

Originally posted by GREY POOPON...

Photoshoped.. but QUALITY.