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» LeChat replied on Tue Jul 28, 2009 @ 12:32pm. Posted in What made/ruined your day?.


Coolness: 116270	ruined: eurh :(((((

» LeChat replied on Tue Jul 28, 2009 @ 11:48am. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!.


Coolness: 116270	(214): Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake. (334): Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies. (630): I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me

» LeChat replied on Tue Jul 28, 2009 @ 11:27am. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!.


Coolness: 116270	(201): yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left

» LeChat replied on Tue Jul 28, 2009 @ 10:32am. Posted in What made/ruined your day?.


Coolness: 116270	MADE: HAHAHAHHAHA ya un dude qui vient dappeler au journal pour demander si cest lui en premiere page du journal de montreal?! evidemment moi jle sais.

» LeChat replied on Tue Jul 28, 2009 @ 8:52am. Posted in the confessional..


Coolness: 116270	hahahah effectivement :P

» LeChat replied on Tue Jul 28, 2009 @ 8:08am. Posted in the confessional..


Coolness: 116270	Originally Posted By MASA Heh, well cats usually drink milk :) Gamos: she said "I drink alot, actually". Milk is "lait", not "fait". And I can attest to her drinking skills. She just needs to work on her "walking while drunk" skills :p HEY! je marche tres bien quand jsuis drunk tu sauras ¬¬ a ma fete sa comptait pas......................... pfft.

» LeChat replied on Tue Jul 28, 2009 @ 8:07am. Posted in What are you listening to right now?.


Coolness: 116270	method acting - bright eyes

» LeChat replied on Tue Jul 28, 2009 @ 8:05am. Posted in What made/ruined your day?.


Coolness: 116270	made: Y FAIT BEAU :) made: longboard made: coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ruined: mal dormis :( made: belle soiree se soir! jai tellement hate ^^ ruined: trop de truc a trainer eurh ¬¬

» LeChat replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 3:49pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!.


Coolness: 116270	(760): Joe is yelling at the trees again. (773): Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal

» LeChat replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 3:41pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!.


Coolness: 116270	(404): i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before (970): I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.

» LeChat replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 2:57pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!.


Coolness: 116270	(973): RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO (908) dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me

» LeChat replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 1:16pm. Posted in What made/ruined your day?.


Coolness: 116270	ruined: jsuis tellement fatiguee que jsuis étourdie :( Update » LeChat wrote on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 2:11pm made: jme suis endormis a la job et mon boss ma vu mais il a rien dit haha

» LeChat replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 12:17pm. Posted in What made/ruined your day?.


Coolness: 116270	Originally Posted By DEADFUNK hochelaga! ah dommage jaurais pu taider mais tes trop loin! =/

» LeChat replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 11:33am. Posted in What made/ruined your day?.


Coolness: 116270	Originally Posted By DEADFUNK ruined: personne peut m'aider a trouver du pot =( thabite dans quel coin?

» LeChat replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 10:19am. Posted in What made/ruined your day?.


Coolness: 116270	made: une fille a ma job ma donner une clementine ^^

» LeChat replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 8:30am. Posted in What made/ruined your day?.


Coolness: 116270	made: jai tellement bien dormis <3 made: coffeeeeeeeeeee ruined: lundi ¬¬ made: superbe fin de semaine ^^ made: sa sent bon ruined: jaime pas la pluie :(

» LeChat replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 4:25pm. Posted in What made/ruined your day?.


Coolness: 116270	made: [ textsfromlastnight.com ] ca me divertit beaucoup trop au travail

» LeChat replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 4:15pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!.

Coolness: 116270

(860): I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?

(360): would you consider him our boss?
(503): technically yes
(360): then technically i slept with our boss

(310): Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies

Update » LeChat wrote on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 4:24pm

(248): I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.

Update » LeChat wrote on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 9:09am

(303): maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."

» LeChat replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 4:07pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!.


Coolness: 116270	Originally Posted By JOJO_BIZARRE (401): I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths. hahahhaah (503): I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.

» LeChat replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 4:03pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!.


Coolness: 116270	(905): Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke (228): Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table? (919): DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.

» LeChat replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 3:46pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!.


Coolness: 116270	(646): Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down. Update » LeChat wrote on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 3:47pm (218): Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed. (763): ew wtf

» LeChat replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 3:34pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!.


Coolness: 116270	(1-415): What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey? (415): Irish Spring?

» LeChat replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 3:30pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!.


Coolness: 116270	(508): you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken

» LeChat replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 2:29pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!.


Coolness: 116270	(570): I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better

» LeChat replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 10:18am. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!.

Coolness: 116270

505): No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens

Update » LeChat wrote on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 10:29am

(561): next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill

Update » LeChat wrote on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 12:17pm

(602): I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
IM ON A BOAT

» LeChat replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 9:16am. Posted in What made/ruined your day?.


Coolness: 116270	(416): The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.

» LeChat replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 8:55am. Posted in What made/ruined your day?.


Coolness: 116270	made: vendredi=jvais pouvoir dormir demain matin. made: plus que 7h de travail! made: mon boss est en retard hahah Update » LeChat wrote on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 8:58am ruined: jai encore mal au bras ¬¬

» LeChat replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 8:18am. Posted in What are you listening to right now?.


Coolness: 116270	sublime - april 26, 1992

» LeChat replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 8:15am. Posted in A To Z.


Coolness: 116270	emilie :)

» LeChat replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 8:08am. Posted in the confessional..


Coolness: 116270	Originally Posted By DRGONZO :/ tu bois pas assez, chere. jbois beaucoup en fait. :P

» LeChat replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 8:07am. Posted in What made/ruined your day?.


Coolness: 116270	Originally Posted By ENAIRA Bonne Fete =) ARIANE!!!! JAI PERDU TOUS MES NUMEROS DE TEL :((((((( PM MOI TON NUMERO. CEST UN ORDRE. jmennuis full!!!! ruined: y pleut. made: cafe<3

» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 4:59pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!.

Coolness: 116270

(915): What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin

(831): theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it

Update » LeChat wrote on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 5:06pm

(214): so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
(214): i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
(214): he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it

Update » LeChat wrote on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 5:11pm

(336): There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
(336): This is god's gift to the unemployed.

Merde jsuis tellement fatiguee que jtrouve sa fucking drole et que jris fort dans le bureau.................

» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 4:47pm. Posted in the confessional..


Coolness: 116270	Originally Posted By ONE.LAB.RAT je ne veux pas rire de toi mais c'est une cliché de blonde. hahaha ouais effectivement! je bois trop jcrois... au moins je pass out pas ni puke dailleurs!

» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 4:44pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!.

Coolness: 116270

Originally Posted By JOJO_BIZARRE
(514): I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later. (this one is fake for sure)

hahahaha cest surement fake mais sa ressemble a des soirees de mon ancien appart :P

» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 4:23pm. Posted in the confessional..


Coolness: 116270	quand je suis saoule je tombe TOUT LE TEMPS.

» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 4:17pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!.


Coolness: 116270	(254): When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery

» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 4:14pm. Posted in 1000000000000000000000000000 Post Thread.


Coolness: 116270	Originally Posted By JOJO_BIZARRE idem ....encore une heure

» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 4:08pm. Posted in 1000000000000000000000000000 Post Thread.


Coolness: 116270	hahahhahaha moi jsuis dans un bureau -_-' jai tellement hate de finir de travailler aaaaaaaaaaah

» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 4:04pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!.


Coolness: 116270	(253): oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body. (1-253): I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.

» LeChat replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 4:00pm. Posted in 1000000000000000000000000000 Post Thread.


Coolness: 116270	Originally Posted By ENAIRA mmmmMmmmm tu mdonnes le gout de boire du vin. JEN VEUX OUSSI.

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