nothing better - the postal service

(804): im drinking this country out of the recession.

jdonnerais nimporte quoi pour etre au soleil et boire en smoment ¬¬
jdeteste mon bureau cest tellement plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate

aaaaaaaah alors tu as tout les droits et personne doit juger!

mes vacances a moi aussi ressemblaient pas mal a sa ;)
hahaha

tequilalala

yest meme pas 4h! :P

maaaaaaaaadeee: mon amie part sa compagnie de production cet hiver et elle ma demander detre photographe YAYYYYYYYYY

ruined: fuck jsuis fatiguee
made: jaime mes plans pour se soir

hahaha
bah elle a refusé ma carte comme 4 fois -_-

True blue - Bright eyes

made: y fait beaaauuuu ^^
made: belle soiree hier <3
ruined: FUCKING MACHINE A OPUS DE MERDE ARRGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
made: bobo presque guerrit ^^

made: 2 bobos presque disparus!
made: celui qui reste sur mon visage est en forme de coeur HAHAHHA
made: tellement dormis longtemps
ruined: pluie trop intense degueulasse

made: jai hate a se soir

made: Y FAIT BEAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUU
made: tellement tellement bien dormis
ruined: jaurais dormis plus longtemps
ruined: jsuis defiguree et sa fait mal :(
made: <3

ouii
cest dangeureux!!!! :O
jarrete pas de me petter la gueule
ah lala



tes la deuxieme personne qui me dit sa aujourdhui hahah



MADE: JAI PAS UNE COMOSSION CEREBRALE
ruined: ..jai encore lair dun monstre =/
made: belle soiree qui commence plutot bien :D

hahahahha
bah sa ma fait rire :P

mais sa fait mal quand jris parce que jai la levre toute enflée et une mega scratch sur la joue!

bonne* haha

ouais jai vraiment hate de partir dici ¬¬
ah lala
mais jme sens mieux!
jai reussis a manger et ma tete fait moins mal

ouais ahahaha

BONNE NOUVELLE
jlui ai dit que sil me laissait pas partir vous allez lui casser les dents et il me laisse partir dans 20 minutes ^^

jveux yaller mais mon boss est fucking con
il veut pas mlaisser partir

aaoutch:S

non cest pas que jprefere mourir que manquer ma job!
cest la derniere journee du mois et faut quon finisse tout :S

ouais =/
jtravaille jusqua 7hoo, toutes les cliniques vont etre fermees

jdeteste les cliniques/hopitaux :(

:D

ruined: jme suis detruit la face hier en tombant, jsuis completement defiguree
ruined: perdre connaissance en sortant dla douche cest vraiment pas plaisant
ruined: jpense jai une comossion cerebrale
ruined: jai mal partout
ruined: jai pas de robe qui va bien avec une face massacrée alors jporte des jeans
ruined: jaime vraiment pas porter des jeans
made: jai hate a se soir <3

ruined: sa goute le sans dans ma bouche

(920): I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.

jouet

(412): Dude, you need to talk to your mom
(724): wtf?
(412): She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you

(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.

(651): Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
(952): That text needs to switch to water.

(415): just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?

(205): it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"

merde jai pas de vie

(860): What did we do last night that was yellow?

bitch*?
^^

(203): i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
(787): you smoke with your eyes?

(908): well that was a long night...
(609): dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
(908): no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on

(917): I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
(740): enter at your own risk

(810): Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
(616): What?!?
(810): What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police

(302): it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other

(313): Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone

(515): Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
(712): Oh God
(515): I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship

(262): When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
(612): only room for one pussy in that bed.

(206): Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial

(404): Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
(310): So you didn't like Bolt?

(773): I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.

(610): can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
(1-610): who is canola oil?
(610): you're an idiot.

(636): Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.

ta tout compris.

made: jviens de parler a un dude qui sappelait CHIQUIHUANKA

ruined: :(((((((((((
ya un dude qui ma appeler madame!!!
JSUIS PAS UNE MADAME :((((((((

(509): went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.

hahahah japprouve ton mix Jo! :P

hahahahahahahahahah XD

ya pas compris jpense

OUPSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

jpense que jsuis fatiguee

ruined: mal a lestomac :(
made: GETTING DRUNK WITH HEATHER TONIGHT AAAAWH SHIIIIT =D

mon alcoolisme est probablement lier au fait que jai mal a lestomac :O

yup! =D

(226): forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.

(707): I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.

(703): Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'

(850): You drinking a lot?
(1-850): No.
(1-850): Define a lot

(519): i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??

(405): I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome

(703): Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza

(905): You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
(1-905): Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.