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» JojoBizarre replied on Tue Jul 28, 2009 @ 8:29am. Posted in i am searching 4 a botle of ketalean. |
Originally Posted By KEVIN_FLYNN To think this guy called me stupid back in january. I guess it takes one to know one although he clearly surpassed me tenfolds. understatement of the year! |
» JojoBizarre replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 3:25pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!. |
(512): dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce. (513): Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide (540): please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there. |
» JojoBizarre replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 2:48pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!. |
(305): Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever (615): She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister |
» JojoBizarre replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 2:21pm. Posted in What made/ruined your day?. |
moi je pensais plus dans le style cocktail molotov... |
» JojoBizarre replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 1:20pm. Posted in What made/ruined your day?. |
made: running ruined: trop calissement humide pour courrir. |
» JojoBizarre replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 8:29am. Posted in The Picture Thread.... |
it's freddy... |
» JojoBizarre replied on Mon Jul 27, 2009 @ 8:28am. Posted in What made/ruined your day?. |
made: vendredi, samedi et dimanche, juste YEAH, glissade d'eau dimanche c'étais vraiment cool, même si le 3/4 du monde on chocker, ya pas eu de pluie, y'avait pas un chat, on a même droit a du soleil, ils ont une piscine spa trop malade! |
» JojoBizarre replied on Sat Jul 25, 2009 @ 12:17pm. Posted in May 20, 2009 Pazazz goes 100% UV on the KBA 56" 6-colour UV press. |
Originally Posted By DEADFUNK SPAM BIG TIME yeah you said it. |
» JojoBizarre replied on Sat Jul 25, 2009 @ 12:15pm. Posted in What made/ruined your day?. |
made: hier c'étais le fun même si ma blonde était pas la. made: Milz à soir made: Tamala! |
» JojoBizarre replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 4:29pm. Posted in What made/ruined your day?. |
Originally Posted By LECHAT made: [ textsfromlastnight.com ] ca me divertit beaucoup trop au travail IDEM! |
» JojoBizarre replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 3:55pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!. |
(773): I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind (864): sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him (714): Ikea night. (949): ? (714): Insert tab A into swedish slot B (512): Did yall have sex? (214): Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count? (512): Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen (917): Eric got herpes from Jo-ann (914): That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian (847): And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so. (1-847): I should injure you considerably. (401): I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths. |
» JojoBizarre replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 3:36pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!. |
it sure does, thats what I use :D |
» JojoBizarre replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 3:33pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!. |
(440): why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex. (1-440): you have got to be kidding? (317): ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions. (440): he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever. (860): i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life. |
» JojoBizarre replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 3:23pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!. |
(303): I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight. (407): Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis. (301): she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying (203): but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she (706): Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn (706): And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her |
» JojoBizarre replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 2:23pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!. |
(248): Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup. |
» JojoBizarre replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 10:12am. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!. |
(440): i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth (330): well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth (707): Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman. (201): Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice. |
» JojoBizarre replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 9:18am. Posted in Bixi!. |
Vous êtes à un carrefour et vous souhaitez continuer tout droit. Un automobiliste veut tourner à droite : il ne vous laisse pas la priorité, tourne et vous frappe. Vous aviez priorité sur l’automobiliste parce vous continuiez tout droit et pas lui. Lorsque vous croisez un carrefour, assurez-vous que l’automobiliste qui est derrière vous vous a vu. Lorsque vous arrêtez à une intersection, faites votre arrêt (s’il y a lieu) à droite de l’auto et légèrement devant, sans empiéter sur le passage piéton. Ainsi, lorsque le feu passera au vert, l’automobiliste ne pourra pas vous manquer et il tournera derrière vous. La question du virage à droite sur feu rouge pour les automobilistes est venue compliquer la vie des cyclistes. S’il est interdit sur l’île de Montréal, il est permis ailleurs au Québec, ce qui demande une vigilance accrue. source: [ www.velo.qc.ca ] But you are right that car and bikes are the same, but when you don't turn and cars turn you have priority. |
» JojoBizarre replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 9:12am. Posted in What's your favorite alcohol today?. |
I like my whiskey like I like my girl, 12 years of age mixed with cocaine! |
» JojoBizarre replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 9:07am. Posted in What made/ruined your day?. |
CALISSE je lisais bonne fête revenant Patrice pas révérant :S bonne fête jeune homme: content de t'avoir vu toi et Martin hier pendant un gros 45 secondes parce que j'avais oublier mon sac au resto pis que j'étais en retard au football! |
» JojoBizarre replied on Fri Jul 24, 2009 @ 9:03am. Posted in Bixi!. |
Originally Posted By NUCLEAR Wrong... A pedestrian has priority... A bike has the same rules as a car... You can't just do whatever you want... bike does still have priority on car! |
» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 4:53pm. Posted in What made/ruined your day?. |
fiou! |
» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 4:51pm. Posted in What made/ruined your day?. |
kinda sad for your bf ;) |
» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 4:45pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!. |
ou tu miens des fois! (609): i'm saving my butt for my wedding night (310): Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me. |
» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 4:39pm. Posted in What made/ruined your day?. |
(312): Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face. |
» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 4:39pm. Posted in the confessional.. |
(312): Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face. |
» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 4:35pm. Posted in the confessional.. |
je tombe pas quand je suis soul, mais je risque de m'endormir vite... |
» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 4:35pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!. |
(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section (914): she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob. (540): This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster. (514): I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later. (this one is fake for sure) |
» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 4:16pm. Posted in 1000000000000000000000000000 Post Thread. |
45 minutes |
» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 4:12pm. Posted in 1000000000000000000000000000 Post Thread. |
Originally Posted By LECHAT hahahhahaha moi jsuis dans un bureau -_-' jai tellement hate de finir de travailler aaaaaaaaaaah idem |
» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 4:07pm. Posted in 1000000000000000000000000000 Post Thread. |
beau temps mauvais temps, c'est toujours le temps pour boire... |
» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 4:05pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!. |
(952): Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw. (612): I wish i was spraying into your jaw. |
» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 3:42pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!. |
(858): Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star. |
» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 3:39pm. Posted in Texts From Last Night!!!!. |
(214): The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson. |
» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 3:27pm. Posted in 1000000000000000000000000000 Post Thread. |
Originally Posted By MASA Like across the street from your place, dummy :) well I know that much but not where exactly. |
» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 3:20pm. Posted in What made/ruined your day?. |
made: your day are ruined :D j/k made: football à soir |
» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 3:20pm. Posted in 1000000000000000000000000000 Post Thread. |
I don't even know where So lives anymore! |
» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 3:00pm. Posted in 1000000000000000000000000000 Post Thread. |
hey don't laugh I live there! they deliver the crack to my house 2! |
» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 2:59pm. Posted in hey idiot !. |
or everyone rates it up! 3 peeps should do the trick! |
» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 2:45pm. Posted in 1000000000000000000000000000 Post Thread. |
what you pay for crack??? |
» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jul 23, 2009 @ 2:45pm. Posted in What made/ruined your day?. |
ahahaha genre! mais a 3 contre un online les 3 on plus de chance!!! a cause des power up! |
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