I tried Vista out a few times, and I ran into huge problems trying to connect securely to our wireless network at the time. The access to administrative functions is severely limited and it's dumbed down as hell. I dunno, it kind of looks pretty though.

I want to install some sort of Windows partition on the external drive for my Mac and I'm wondering how to go about it now that I've made partitions. I have a certain amount of left over free space and I hope I can use it still as an extra partition. Warnings about how this might go would be appreciated, before I embark on a fool's errand of updating and installing things.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
NONE, CUZ THEY'RE FUCKING DEAD!

Btw I was referring mainly to the flyer, but it still doesn't seem so interesting.

Make sure you put Le Chill under "hole in the wall", and put Circus under the category "garbage factory".

At the place where I used to work our head waiter got demoted to day shifts (ie less tips) because he did what the manager, who was the son of the executive chef, told us we had every right to do, which was pay half-price for drinks, and take one or two after the shift, with the head waiter's authority. He had a record night, and had drinks with his friends, then bought himself a final pint, at half price, which is the cost for a glass. The exec. chef reviewed the ENTIRE NIGHT ON EVERY CAMERA over the next few days after finding a suspicious receipt (for the authorized staff price drink) and went through the trouble of putting up signs saying that said waiter was FORBIDDEN from serving drinks to anyone at the bar, customer or otherwise, even though he held the records for food and beverage sales. So the waiter, frustrated with his puny income during days (still better than what I got) quit, and the exec changes the policy to say NO EMPLOYEE MAY DRINK AT THE BAR DURING OR AFTER THE SHIFT. Fucking bullshit.

C'est une sorte de poudre magique qu'elle crée avec sa bague magique.

You call that shit hardcore? That looks like a big fat dookie fest.

Gulf clubs? Those Iraqi danceclubs where they play nothing but classic Iraqi bangers?

That's a legit hold. Gotta achieve submission. Again, Ultimate Surrender.

Women's sex wrestling. Winner gets to fuck the loser any way she wants. I'm sure this was thought up by chicks, it's totally not demeaning or anything.

Psshaw. You ever seen Ultimate Surrender?

Tercel Fersell? My mom used to have one of those, without the spoiler. Should have said spoiler alert at the top of the screen, IMO.

So this pristine white fluffy soft rabbit is hopping along and approaches a really smelly part of the forest. He's sort of too curious for his own good and he peeks over to see what smells, when all of a sudden a bear clambers out of a ravine with a frustrated look on his face. The rabbit freezes, scared out of his wits. But the bear sidles over and asks the rabbit, nonchalantly "Hey man, you ever get that thing where you have like a little piece of shit hanging off your ass and you can't shake it off?" The rabbit lets out a terrified "No sir, can't say that um... happens to me..." "Good!" So the bear grabs the rabbit and neatly wipes his ass with him, then throws him in the ravine. "Thanks bud."

Also if you don't take no shit, you are going to wind up quite constipated.

I don't know man, I don't see any gay banners. Strictly hetero ads as far as I can tell and I have yet to see the shitplay content either.

Please define "amazig" and "surprice".

That's going to taste like shit, guaranteed. And where's the cocaine? You're not following the original recipe at all, and even the new one contains coca leaf.

Yo no matter what teenage girls do, I never take it seriously. Total bullshit video, I'll bet they were like "OMG LOLZ TRACEY I'm gonna punch you in teh cooch lolz" and Tracey's like (she has a retainer) "Thlike thyeah (enter giggle fit) and thlike (giggle giggle giggle snort) thyou could thlike puth ith in youthube". Fuck. Why do girls have to go through that phase?

You can always do it like the French (at least the ones I lived with) and never buy TP and instead opt for the shower (as mentioned) or the nearest newspaper, toilet book, or toothbrush.

*Snik*

Yeah of course, you gotta know if your anus is bleeding.

R9 credit rating! Woohoo! I can't be part of the system even if I wanted to!

Holy shit... this is going to be good.

Kevin Smith's review of the film, seven months early: [ www.firstshowing.net ]

I chose to pull this out of the depths rather than repost. Where the hell is the search function for old threads, though? If it exists, I can't find it.

It is rather the bio-shock, isn't it?

Do you like pie?
Only if it's lemon meringue!

So ok, she's gotta tie the hair back and get earrings so she looks all sophisticated when she does it! That's what we've been doing wrong, and she gets so pissed off she always just sticks with the other guy. Cool, next time I walk in on her I'll give her earrings and tie her hair back so I can go in her ass at the same time without them getting angry.

Und so weiter...

Well it just goes to show Tiger licks Leopard in most cases, but Leopard bites Tiger a bit. Though it is the new version.

Man I can't wait to get Lynx! That sounds really badass. It also sounds like it's a misspelling of a different OS. But maybe they'll do a tie-in with the shoe company and they'll release old school versions of 10.1 and the most popular Puma kicks of that year. Just think how much the hipsters will love that.

I thought Nigra was going to be some kind of viagra for black people. I was so wrong. It was just some racist baby thing.

So everything that's been done since 1863 up until around 1970 speaks to you?

I thought it was, you know, more neo-po-mo-deconstructivist.

You're walking the road to has-been, even if you do get some good reviews man.

And taking on everybody in every community at once only proves you're out of touch. It's sad to see someone crash and burn, but you's him!

Somebody walk this loser down the plank already. You know nothing about the music you spin or how it evolved, where it came from, and what inspired it. How dare you spin Aphex, he would spit in your ignorant face.

Man, Bernie Mac finally did something that was actually funny.

NOOOOOO WHEN?

Why so many buttons on the labia? That does nothing.

Here's the new map for the STM here in Montreal, with names of stations changed to reflect the nature of each station.



Anagrams. Gotta love em.

Croak Elixir.

I had an experience with one of those black holes lately.

Les trous noirs. Ils sont troublant.

In the later nineties EC8OR was saying the same kind of thing about ravers with "Discriminate the Next Fashion Sucker - It's A Raver!" off their eponymous album. Now look, there's all these confused candy-kids following a burnt-out and necrotic dream while the rest of us still own leftover phat pants and futilely try to keep the same old "vibe" alive; that which never actually existed, amd was just the thrill of novelty. So-called "Rave culture" always struck me as quite excessively consumerist, middle-class, and superficial, and used to be what was dictated by the magazines and mass culture. Vice magazine used to feature tons of ads for Snug, Fiction, Phat Farm, Killah, UFO, Kikwear, before morphing into the hipster bible it became since the 80s throwback of 2001.

Vice certainly contributed a lot to the hipster ethic with all its advertising and cynical self-loathing nihilistic way of doing journalism. If you've ever seen the Vice guides to travel, there are a few that are really good, but all in all they're just trying to get themselves fame by doing risky things and continuing to act like a douchebag while in these risky situations. Suroosh Alvi's journey in Pakistan is amazing, that jerk with the suit going to some place in Africa is most certainly disgusting. However I've felt for some time that the sort of "too cool to care" attitude was going too far, and man did it ever hit us when we were doing parties at Pote:tr or Lab Synthe up at Van Horne and Parc.

Wolf Parade, who are now becoming out-of-control popular with the so-called hipsters, once dropped in at the end of a party we had decided to close down and move elsewhere or just end, acting like the lack of people indicated failure, and kicked our DJ off the tables so they could plug in their iPods and be a bunch of douches. We told them we didn't give a shit how big they thought they were, they still sucked shit, and the war began. After a run of successful parties some idiot I knew threw an all out 80s music hipster party and got the place closed down after a bunch of apathetic jerks refused to stop drinking their beer outside the establishment, drawing undue attention. They kind of shrugged it off like it was nothing.

The thing is, any of us could easily turn into a hipster if we became just a bit more egocentric, fashionable, consumerist, and detached from anything but the world of stylemakers. It's always best to stick to what you love and fuck what everybody else tells you is cool. That's why I've always listened to music too weird to become popular. Safe strategy.

Why don't they ever mention how a lot of the time hipsters are also fucking crazed coke addicts and suggest that coke maybe sort of makes you a bit apathetically too cool for school over time?

Run out of money for weed. Works every time.

Fuck all that shit. Scotchguard.