I think balance is there for a reason, as is panning, so I stand in the centre instead of deafening myself with only one channel of the mix.

You can turn those masks into wicked ass bongs. I have done it. Two rubber nipples in the filters, with tubes running down to the top of a standard plastic bong, with a large rubber nipple over the top, either that or if you get the bongs with the two-hole, two-tube system at the top, you already have the holes. Really fucking intense too, you can't escape once you start hauling. That used to be my weapon of choice, after a mold-removing contract where we had to wear those.

Luke Peril:

You wonder why I would take that sort of name huh...

Well I erroneously thought for the longest time that if you smoked too much weed it made you "Peril" because some of the people I used to hang out with back during high school thought that's what the term was. Turns out it's "Paro" as in paranoid. Either way, works for me. My music always involves fucked up string parts, inspired by the compound chords of Debussy and Satie (who shares my first name). I felt there was a pervading sense of peril to my stuff and that was the name I wanted to take (and still often go by). I told Odie (Sixteen Armed Jack - there's a story with a wicked name), and he starts making jokes about Luke Perry. I thought of that scene where Dylan pushes Kelly down the stairs and the whole 90210 plot turns to the problem of abuse. Then it hit me why he was making those jokes, I scrolled back and read "you should call yourself Luke Peril". I was like, fuck, that's totally what I'm looking for. A name that mocks a pop culture figure while speaking of my own inspirations.

I know, totally pretentious. But it's one of the first times I came up with a nickname that fits.

Better than Freshee by far. That one is no fun.

Nu Ravers are garbage Klaxons-following bullshit... the mix of indie and "rave influences". They called themselves "Nu Rave"; the Klaxons at least, and to a lesser extent Crystal Castles, and to a way lesser extent CSS, who actually could call themselves that without being totally full of shit.

Then you get these local posers and they play with MSTRKRFT. NROTB fucking sucks.

Nuff said.

Yeah I'm an old raver. As in no longer consider it a rave, battle when I dance, too jaded with all the b.s. to take the word "Rave" as more than a marketing scheme.



P.S.: You still have to market things, even if they're underground. Hence the term's usage and popularity.

Ai don speek anie langwidge sew gud.

Thing is I hope there ain't no stinkin monkey that looks like them there pig.

That sucked. Why does she have an onion?

Je suis capable de "typer" (ce n'est pas un mot mais je "drop" du Franglais) et d'utiliser des mots vernaculaires dans trois langues a presque 100 mots par minute, et je prend le temps de faire l'édition, "proofreading", un peu de maintenance pour que je ne me semble pas d'être un gros con (même si je le suis). Mais il me semble que la majorité des gens s'en calice si leur orthographe est même proche a le mot qu'ils veulent dire. Moi, si par exemple je pense c'est "temps tôt" en place de "tantôt", il y a presque aucune francophone qui va le laisser tomber, ça c'est la blague de la minute! Mais si je lis un non sequitor et mon ami a le bon sens de rigoler un peu a cause de ça, ça devient un guerre au sujet des droits? Criss que c'est con ça...

De mon coté il me semble que les gens qui savent qu'ils sont dyslexiques ou incompréhensibles ont eu la peine de prendre ce critique et veulent faire tous pour ne pas devoir changer. Typique. Mais pas assez d'un raison de supporter l'ignorance. Il faut être intelligent(e)s tout le temps dans tous les langues et dans tous vos expressions si vous voulez vraiment améliorer le monde. En fait c'est un coté de P.R. - vous êtes sur un forum publique, au moins faites l'effort d'être clair. Même si t'es fucké en crisse chaque fois que tu postes. C'est comme prendre un photo de toi saoule et couvert de vomit et dire "hé, j'ai le droit d'être photographié comme ça" mais oublier que la publication et l'écriture sont presque permanent, mais les paroles ne sont pas! Alors fait tous ces erreurs quand vous parlez, ça marche, mais pratiquer un peu votre langue écrit.

That goes for all languages. Shitty flyers abound, people make stupid errors with apostrophes everywhere like "fry's and burger's" or "the 90's" or "Modern art and it's proponent's", etc. The flyer for that Fresh on the Boat party, case in point (and wtf, was it thrown by FOB's? Why that name?): [ www.rave.ca ]

What the hell is up with that write-up? Vaginal discharge? Talking about the party as if it had already happened? Mentioning the date in passing, and in past tense? That's why I didn't want to fork over $40... unprofessional. Sorry to any friends who missed out on my presence because of that, but SPELLING (and grammar, somewhat less so) IS CRUCIAL IF YOU ARE A PROMOTER OR ANYBODY REGULARLY ADDRESSING THE GENERAL PUBLIC. It indicates that you can be trusted because you take care. I refuse to accept any sort of arguments that shorthand internet speak needs to proliferate everywhere, or that punctuation and proper sentence structure have gone the way of the dodo. Illiteracy? No thanks, I like being a well-read and well-educated person who will most likely succeed on the strengths of my written and spoken expressions.

Try to get a grant with that kind of spelling and grammar. Just see where it gets you. An affidavit before the court. Write a book like that and see if it sells. Hell, why not run your own website with that sort of spelling and grammar. The end is nigh, whatever "nigh" means.

So why the hell do Quebecois people say "Je suis gelé tight" or "C'est fucké tight"? Misuse of word anyone?

I actually do use a piece of shit taped to a hockey stick. My access time is great and I can access pr0n quite easily. I made pr0n m4n1c0tt1 yesterday.

YUMMY!

[ www.ananova.com ]

Wow, it's modular and interactive-odular.

Looks kind of like Aries modular components. Or a Korg MS2000 or MS20.

*does the thing where you pass one hand over your head to indicate you don't understand a thing*

And I've watched Star Trek for years.

Sinus headaches are a pretty typical reaction to smog. Some of us are way more sensitive to it than others. I take my bike everywhere and once nearly collapsed after taking a mouthful of exhaust from some dude's crappy old Datsun. I thought I'd never see one of those again and there it was, farting in my face.

At the expense of everyone else's mental health, of course. ;)

QoS is like, a network thing, and the packets. You should see em. Wow, does it ever do uh... packets... yeah... well. It does them so well you'll be like TCP/IP? That shit's so over, it's all about QoS packet stuff.

Yeah and it's three hundred times gayer.

I love the puppet in the street thing about personal space, and the other one with patience. What the fuck is that puppet's name again, the one that goes around annoying people?

^- This guy will start shit with anyone, then keep it going until it's super old.

But I guess you go to some parties, right? To make up for all the flame war?

Wonder Showzen FTW!

"That guy's a weiner smoker"
"Look, it's the hotdog highway"
"Delicious murder"

Kill! Kill! Maim! Destroy! EXTERMINATE!

Are you kidding me? Big dark shadows are supposed to be appealing to the eye? You can't make out details, and to claim that Bey is a realist is just well, weird.

Anyways, the original Transformers still holds up as one of the best animated films I've ever seen. Except for the voice of Hot Rod, and the kid in the robot suit, but meh, Unicron? Try to top that fuckedupness.

I got a hadron watching it. But the matter that came out of it wasn't dark. And I think I pretty much filled the Higgs field. ALICE, man...

What do you feed a dead baby for dinner?
NOTHING BECAUSE IT CAN'T EAT BECAUSE THE BABY IS FUCKING DEAD! IT'S DEAD! STOP HOLDING IT IN YOUR ARMS ALREADY AND PUT IT IN THE FUCKING MICROWAVE ALREADY!

One name for you though: Michael Bey. One movie for you: Transformers. Pathetic. Worse than Postal by far. Uwe's war is at least on the right guy.

See that's me and Marcin, a.k.a. Mr. Bricolage, in Toronto for this crazy free party. Notice the steely eyes. Ah, memories. Thanks again!

Yeah but that's funny. It's funny to watch because it sucks.

If he was the guy who did Resident Evil: Apocalypse though, that is the worst movie I have ever seen. But it doesn't have any comic elements really or anything of interest, whereas Postal does.

If all Uwe Boll movies are like this I would certainly like to see more. He's something like an amateur wanna-be Verhoeven but even more explicitly satirical. For most of the movie I thought the title was some kind of dark joke, like "I hate how Hollywood makes video game movies with tons of explosions so I'm going to create a film with the name of a violent and controversial video game and then make it totally ridiculous to point out the cliché system of the blockbuster". That could be his game. But Postal followed the game once he got back to the trailer park and had to fight a doomsday cult and terrorists while killing off all the locals. This was pretty funny and smarter than I thought.

Post more pictures! Those were neat!

It's (ahem) WHUPS THE LLAMA'S ASS. Whups.

It doesn't fuck with your directories and I like that, but it's only for Windows which is lame.

VLC ftw!

Ooh... man I'm going to look at this picture while I jerk off now, thanks for posting that!

What is the difference between a duck?

This is better than a lot of b-movies I've seen. You just have to like trash.

Dave Foley's weiner warning, too. Sort of not what I was expecting. Not from one of the Kids.

Like I said, WHAM. Those are the principles everybody actually follows anyway.

Oh boy. Just following orders, I guess. This is why I will raise my children as anarchists. Trust in authority should never take priority over trust in yourself and your own better judgment.

Ok I tried to mediate, you guys do what you want. You want me to set up a meeting place so everyone can fight? It's just really tiresome to read from either end.

I can't believe that I complimented you Bliss and you retorted with that.

And I can't believe what I said got misconstrued into meaning I'm saying go PLUR, I've always been more shut up and act instead of throwing around useless outdated acronyms.

Let the battle continue, I guess you folks get your rocks off engaging in this shit.

Cool! Now his arm has bendy powers! Neato!

I guess so, it's too bad my name isn't really Luke, but all's I'm saying is you entertained me fine at Tour Levi but on here you're sort of not so pleasant. I no longer think you're a has been but you are acting like someone who kind of feels he has something to prove. This forum is not really designed for intelligent conversation, as you may have noticed every effort devolves into heckling from the peanut gallery. Do yourself a favour and stop fuelling their fire, they love it when people get pissed off, and you certainly do! But the accusations, the flame warring, all the crap, it's not selling you well man. I can attest that you do rock a party pretty well, but so do a lot of other people here, so it's not going to change their minds about you.

Those who are still playing the diss Bliss game, I think it's actually pretty immature. It's like a means of getting credo on the site to join in on trashing someone. I know how it works and I've played into to, but I took a step back a while ago and realized what all this deliberately negative and hateful shit does for a community. It leads to a bunch of people whining that it's not like it used to be, that parties suck these days, that they feel like the scene is dying or whatever (not going to honour that with DJWood references because I really don't care enough to bring him up). You kids are killing it. You're skipping the necessary steps that are required before this sort of snobbery is even slightly excusable, nobody on this site is really an international success and you won't be with your attitudes. Nobody outside the scene has any interest in going to parties thrown by arguing drugbags.

This is why I'm always saying "WHAM" in place of PLUR. Nobody cares what they claim to stand for. You might as well say War Hate Anarchy Malice, because you don't believe in that either. There are far better ways to spend your time than letting out all your pent up nerdy aggression and frustration on people letting out their own pent up nerdy aggression and frustration.

Haven't you guys seen "La Guerre des Toques"? THE FREAKING DOG DIED BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T STOP FIGHTING. THE DOG STOPPED THE WAR. THAT'S WHY THE ENGLISH VERSION IS CALLED THE DOG WHO STOPPED THE WAR. DO YOU WANT ME TO WIND UP BEING THAT MARTYRED DOG SO THAT THE WAR ENDS! WHY GOD WHY?

¿Su reparación se resolvió tan en el extremo o no era usted nada sino un cabron en el extremo?

Aah... babelfish.


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Jesus Christ kids, bury the hatchet already, this forum is turning quickly into a shitstorm of negativity and toxic energy. It's really starting to get annoying. It's the internet, and you know you wouldn't say things like that to people's faces because of something called a left hook. Now shut up and behave.

What do these things taste like though? Yeast?