Come on kids, you have better things to do.

I kind of think the cayman is a lie, but whatevs.

Hey check it out! I DELIVER NOTHING!

Honestly Fred, nobody deserves to have a long time sweetheart bite it like that, it doesn't matter how it happened.

Bliss would look so killer with his tubes tied. Do it bra, we'd be like BOOSH! Cheggeroot.

Is that related to the upcoming Christian holiday known as Christmas?

Don't be assholes people, no matter why.

Poor guy, that's the worst thing that can happen to you. No need for shitty humour about it, it's just not funny.

I think that we have gone beyond Trolldom on this site and are approching Gnoll behaviour. They're like dog-trolls and you can't just behead them and then follow up with acid and fire.



Pic related, miniature of a Gnoll.

Roll your 1d20s, here comes the next wave of saving throws vs. crap DJing.

Top gnolls:

1. Dee
2. Vee
3. Gabeeeee

Just because their names rhyme, and they haven't been under attack at all, and they hang out. Must be a thing.

Hey so it's the DAB again.

Um, we're not really a party, or a we, so umm... we thought maybe we would have a party, and if you want to bring a Wii go ahead. Not sure that anyone will play it given anything other than Super Mario Galaxy blows on it, but then, Wii'd have a party.

Oh lol. I am going to sit here chuckling about the cleverness of that.

Also, free hot chicken sandwiches for anyone who votes for "us". That should make about three hot chicken sandwiches which is, oh ho! All we got.

Record bag additive, most definitely. I would go for old yogourt, it gets that variable consistency and smell/taste.

I heard he's black, buddy.

1. In My Time Of Dying
2. Trampled Under Foot
3. The Immigrant Song
4. Over The Hills and Far Away
5. Achilles Last Stand

At any rate, fave albums are Physical Graffiti, III, and Presence, but I guess I like Houses of The Holy quite a lot.

Yeah have you done the Parameter RAM reset? Start up and hold down p, r, command, and option. It should restart after that with a slightly louder startup sound. You can also try moving the RAM around or checking if it's loose, it might not be fucked after all.

Dicknose.

You're really sold on Windows eh? Why is it always a choice? Tbere are uses for both OSes and the discussions are mac-related. What, an old mac breaks down and you have to jump on it and be like "SEE! SEE! I TOLES YOU GUYZ! LULZ!!" It's pretty pathetic.

Are you going to tell a new computer buyer that they should get a fucking Vista-bundled PC at this time? Have you been to a computer store lately? Utter crap except for the mac section. My friend got a brand new Toshiba laptop because he hates Macs too, what happens? We get some kind of Vista install error after a bit of use, requiring a reinstall using a disc they never gave us, because they're supposed to work out of the box. Three times. Each time he exchanged it for the same model, same problem. So he exchanged it for a better computer, and a similar problem popped up. Non stop. Vista is so annoying, I can't understand the appeal.

I won't say anything positive about Mac so that you don't decide to rage on me as well over something so trivial. Really man, it's a computer, some people prefer them, you don't, big deal! No need to start ranting about the superiority of one or the other! Although honestly I don't know why it's a question.

I have to wear a monk's cowl at work, and the beer just makes itself with enough prayer.

Hello. This is a message from the Discordian Anarchist Bloc, or DAB. We would like to remind you not to vote for us, or anybody else in fact, so that hopefully we can continue the unregulated anarchy without having a president; whereas the seat of presidency never existed to begin with and whereas the means of election and government are tenuous and suspicious; therefore we the unestablished non-entity existing only as an idea suggest that this political system has no mandate or foundation and may in fact be a puppet for the real governance of the [ rave.ca ] website. We at this point suspect it to be in the hands of gnomes, or at the very least a somewhat cherubic short man named Noah. We believe he may in fact be the descendant of the prosaic biblical Noah, after a miraculous incident where he stopped a flood. The content of the flood was the word "penis" and could have highly offended people were they to care at all. As far as I, Luke Peril, representative of this non-bloc of strictly apolitical and very possibly made up community members, am concerned, I am stoned and it's trippy to think it could be true.

At any rate, it is hoped that the level of power this station entails is presented to the voter population and that a poll is conducted to decide whether any form of government exists at all. Demonstrations of strength or power will please our feeble minds, if "our" and "minds" were to refer to anything, given that DAB does not exist in and of itself as a group per se. It's kind of just an idea. But go with it, or don't. What was I talking about again?

Oh yeah, if you go to the store, please bring home lightbulbs. The cat ate the other ones.

Good day,

Omar Shadat

And also a goodbye to Vladimir Lenin, who will be missed. Sorry that I didn't write.

P.S.: Loved the piece on "furniture". Incredible.

OMG HOLLY MACNARLAND TICKETS! I HAS EM!

Ah you should try Grolsch some time. The extra c is carbonation.

I also haven't heard Krang in a long time.

ESTI.

The wurst thread evar.

Game sounds kind of like the thread, only notable feature.

Sorry everybody, I went back and had to say that the initial thread was what I responded to, ignoring the pages of drama in between. Then I realized I like some of those games and well, what the fuck though, is this crap really necessary?

C'est qui donc ça? Ben poche de paroles haha...

I see your alkie lyrics and raise you some METAL DE CHEZ NOUS.



Tu sais bien qu'il est saoul en criss.

Tubular.

This man speaks the truth.

If you're on Leopard and you used Time Machine at all you should be able to restore it very easily with the Install disc and your external HD. If you don't have all those shiny features you can try doing a NVRAM or whatever reset by pressing the power button for 10 seconds, then pressing option, command, p, and r at the same time as it starts up. This will reset the parameter RAM. If that doesn't work, it might be your RAM, sometimes that gets loose. When it's really dead, the screen won't even turn on, so I think you should be able to figure it out. But try as hard as you can to avoid the Apple Store. It is a very, very, scary place. Tech Support people get the pretentious title of "Geniuses". It's too much.

I have a feeling CoreAudio gets this artifact shit when you record/play out but you can run audio software incredibly well on Macs without an external sound card. I don't remember what you told me Mik about the quality of that, but after dealing with crappy M-Audio and Edirol products I realized the Fireface is the only way to go. However if you're using a PC, problem is most cards are just total shit. I've fooled around with way too many soundcards and I feel like it's impossible to get rid of all that noise if you're just doing a demo anyways.

Run that shit into your line-in because the mic input will be too loud. Record with Audacity, because it'll be the easiest to find. If you don't have a soundcard however, back over to Mikael for low-cost soundcards that kind of don't suck?

Haha that's Athene and his boyfriend Furious, as well as that cheesy girlfriend of his. Notice how the preview of the video is of the girl's tits. Athene again. Would you trust a level 70 warlock?

I dunno man, I go for Stella, it's $4 a pint in those nice big green bottles. Makes me feel like I'm in Belgium or Germany.

In other news I now work at St. Ambroise. You guys should see all the beer that gets wasted. I'm consistently on the verge of despair as it trickles out of kegs and tubes, spilling into the grate. But those Adolescent Irradiated Jujitsu Frogs in the sewer are getting maaaaaad drunk.

As am I.

Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku!

MODS = DOGZ




That's my proposition, let cute puppy dogs do all the moderation.

Mexican people eat Mexican food! HAHAHAHAHA!

Black people eat watermelons! HAHAHAHA!

But wait, I eat both... what does that make me? WHY CAN'T I HAVE A STEREOTYPE?

Oh yeah I do. Get in the shower everybody, I swear it's not gas.

What a bunch of little butthurt fuckgoofs.

Mikael may be black, but he's not your buddy, friend.

Can you do that? That would probably make the best Fallout 3 junk weapon ever.

Uh, uh, uh, well...