Yo dawg, I put flames in your flame so you can flame while you're flaming.

Stop spamming and start spanning, there are bolts to tighten!

I say, I shall celebrate with an Old English Gin!

I like the part about your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.

It bloweth thy wig back, what ho?
Alas and alack good sirs; If thou
art but bunnies, mere quintessences
of dust: why maketh thou mountains thereof?

(iambic pentameter FTW)

That's the best level. Warrington Station, am I right?

Why skip when you can mudkip?

WTF.

That fucking ruled. I am overjoyed. Thank you so much for putting that on Jenn, I'm glad to see that other people are into breakcore and willing to put some effort into promoting it. May this herald a year of excellent cutting-edge music!

lemon jerky

I CAN'T FIND MY PIPE!

Don't mind me, just appearing at the end of every thread to put in my two cents.

Just one more thread and I will have ended page 1 for a few minutes.

Did someone say never forget?

People's faces are not to be discriminated against. Some people are ugly, yes, but then you're facist for thinking that.

So I'm calling upon you, sisters and brothers, to fight tooth and nail to end facism NOW!

Open the window and I feel a breeze and I...

How many dead babies does it take to fill a trunk full of blenders if the dead hookers are busy trying to screw in some pollack's lightbulb?

Shower? You mean that thing I use to wash my ass off after chunking up the deuce?

I went shopping there and when I got back out my bike was gone.

Strangely enough, some white kid had stolen it. WHADDAYAKNOW?

Neko, that didn't follow the right format.

It's

Yo dawg, we put an x in your x so you can y while your y-ing.

I owe Ma Bell $800 and just got the fucking invoice. Oops!

[ encyclopediadramatica.com ]

Oh noes dude, I think it must have installed it into my VMWare even though the virtual machine wasn't open... Oh wait, wow, that's some javascript. Now if only I could stop posting yellow boxes on 4chan.

When I grow up, I want to be a robot soldier. Mecha rules.

This is a sad day. I was so sad I didn't get up to go to the toilet because I spent all day in a flame war.

^- If you want to avoid this being your life, please refrain from taking anything on the internet personally.

Who cares?

Tears are not enough. Give blood.

The whole continent? Can't I just develop a plan for Nigeria? Apparently the president needs a million dollars and I'm the only one he trusts.

That's 10,000 bytes man. That is a lot of bytes.

Oh you mean that woman with the puffy afro behind the fat black chick?

Yeah that kind of resembles his mother but his is Quebecoise.

Oh come on, if you can crack the code the banana will be yours. Just think of that golden banana.

Yes. That's the ticket, babies have to learn quickly. Even if they end up dying of SIDS you'd have to pry that gun from their cold, dead hands.

But yogourt is a state of mind. It's not a party. It's no fun at all some times.

Cool story bro.

OMG THE COLOURS

I just raved in my pants.

Yo dawg, Noah puts Scooter on while on his scooter so he can Scooter while he's scootering.

I think cutterhead is a pretty cool guy, eh has intrewebs and doesn't afraid of anything.

That's like asking what's smarter between a toaster or a wooden duck.

If elected Miss [ Rave.ca ] I promise to bring an end to mediocrity and pettiness worldwide, and give every baby a Baby Glock. It just makes sense. Like the cigarettes used to say on them "pregNANCY can hARM YOUR BABY" - I saw the secret message, I don't know why it was calling me Nancy but schizophrenia can be strange like that.

Whatever you do, don't go to sleep. If you do Freddy will get you.

How much did he charge? Did it finally take its toll?