CIRCLE JERK! WOOT!

I hate when people go on about things that drive them crazy but then never take the medication to make the crazy go away.

That's great and all, but the thing is the ear will split everything down to the most rhytmic tempo. Above a certain speed you enter the realm of frequency again and that means that the cap is realistically around 400 bpm. Beyond that you start to have a hard time segregating streams of sound and the psychoacoustic effect is to hear things at half-time. Why do you think that people at hardcore shows always dance in half-time?

I say 225 bpm - 300 bpm is great, just better have breaks or IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING.

We don't do them like that over here. A total trash-fest with judging and a showdown and mad crazy prizes and so much fucking booze that everybody drags themselves on stage slathering drunk and drops crazy breakcore science.

Well I got fourth, which suits me fine, my prize was the bracelet of EEeevil, and it rocks.

Rubber Muffin got second, and Meat Parade got first.

Third went to Pete O'Hearn, also known as Pedohurn.

Here's a video of what you missed:

[ www.oxyop.com ]

Apparently the whole night was recorded by Rubber Muffin, anyone eager to hear this should talk to him.

OMG DID EH DIE?

Don't hate on Divine. That's a man btw... even if he did drag Divine is totally a man. So it's ok for him to look hideous.

That pierced ubergoth bitch however, that's some nasty shit.

I think Raph has this one in the bag.

Reason 3? 4?

Are you sure you don't mean some other program that isn't history? Renoise perhaps?

Wow. Old. What, nobody here's ever heard of Alexei Sayle?

Oh wow, imagine that, vague insults flying around on this board.

Listen, I really don't trust that list, and I was being sarcastic. Fact is this is a message board, and you guys take everything on it way too seriously.

Anyways, it's patently ridiculous to call everyone a dolled-up groupie. Again, I was testing to see what the fuck would happen. Why does everyone take everything on the internet at face value?

But to be sure, if you were on the list and I offended you, sorry. But I feel sad for you girls. That must have been quite the shower you had to take the next day to get the stink off.

I dunno, who are you to start a "hottest babe on [ rave.ca ] thread? You were just trying to get laid.

Fish for compliments about your avatar much?

Naw, but I already posted about his avatar in another thread.

Ok then we won't.

The fanciest Masa, the fanciest. It's comical, and it has no serifs, and Microsoft makes it. Can it get fancier?

Let's not, and say we did.

I propose that none of us get together anymore and we go try to live meaningful lives elsewhere in the world. Mass breakup now!

We need to stick apart people! Get up, stand, and separate!

I would just light my cigarette really close to them on the break. Problem's over, they'll be so traumatized after a year in a burn centre that they'll never wear a whole bottle of perfume again.

Dreads smell horrible most of the time, unless you have natural dreads (ie you have nappy hair), well formed, and well washed. I can think of maybe two people I've known who were capable of keeping them clean. The rest have louse colonies.

Is yours Green and does it have your name in it in a fancy font? NOOO. So who do you think I mean.

Yeah well, where's the "don't copy that abandonware" song now?

I'm getting as sick of new VSnares albums every week as most people but this track fucking rules.

This makes me think of that Dethklok movie, especially this part. It was missing from the trailer.

Caution: TL/DR incoming

Ok there, looks like I hit a sore spot. Maybe you don't realize this but you typed all that shit too fast and it looks like a retard wrote it.

If I didn't kick your ass when I met you, it was probably because that time I wanted you to leave my house without thiefing anything. Also, I hadn't heard shit other than "don't trust him" beforehand.

If I remember correctly, I started dissing you on here because enough people hate you, and it went something more like this:



Then I got a series of gayass messages full of typos. By the end I wrote a little psychoanalysis and you got all butthurt again and defended it with some sort of shit about living large and not caring what anyone says.

Anyways, I posted shitloads of your personal info all over the internet long ago so maybe you want to STFU yourself. That CP you posted might get you in serious trouble one day.

The guy is so wack it looks like he's going to cry, and quite frankly it made me feel like crying those sympathy tears I always cry when I see epic failures.

That is some weak shit. Spark Dawg could kick his ass any day. So could Al Kapone.

Wow man that avatar. That is totally win.

Wow Corrupter's new avatar is... um... Green!

Why do you want MCs to sing over perfectly complete music?

I've just lost all the respect that I used to have for the entire "rave" scene in Montreal and all the dolled-up groupies that inhabit it.

I am so glad I didn't tap anybody on that list. Thanks for revealing the ugly truth.

Oh and the fact that nobody on that list realizes it exists or hasn't come up with a better defense than Rebella's dick jokes makes it seem even truer. How sad. I don't socialize for months so I can make money and I realize that there was absolutely no need to.

If you'll excuse me I will now be committing [ rave.ca ] suicide. Goodbye since, you suck hard.

Fuck it, can't find the "an hero" button.

Scheisse bin ich aber langsam. Aber ja, dein übersetzung ischa richtig.

Der problem mit den system ja
Ist den system ja

I guess you're not German but what's up with all the hilarious German donk-schranz?

Chupacabras, cabron!

Holy shit, dicks fucking everywhere!

Wait wait wait... are we talking about regular water showers, rain showers, or golden showers? I do the last one all the time, while listening to R. Kelly.

It's a trap! If you go don't bring anything because he's going to steal it!

Lemme git ma huntin rifel.

I had like 50 Russian wives but my budget for vodka, wolfskin fur coats, cocaine, and borscht was running me into the ground. I sold the majority of them to a glamour porn site, and had the rest shot in the back of the head. Ah. But I've grown since then and regret my selfish actions. Oh Yanina, Anya, Oksana, and Boo. You shall be missed, forgive Uncle Erik.

I fuckin love doing pushups. But I moved away from Hogtown long ago.

I was the Primal Man. Trained in the martial arts of... well something I made up called Ape-fu. I do like 3000 pushups an hour man. It's the best. And the ladies, well, they love it man! I'm sure they do. All's I need is a good deodorant my friends tell me but I'm like "no way man... Primal Man is all natural."

I like to dance in circles, like I act like I control the room and all the lights and shiny paintings with my big yoga-inspired katas that I do with my shirt off at parties. Man, I used to only go to Psy Trance shit but soon enough I started showing up just about anywhere they'd let me whip off my shirt and rotate. Man. Such good dances I've had.

Well, gotta go.

Pushups beckon.

THE PRIMAL MAN, BRA

Wow, did you just diss him by telling him he had a huge dick?

You know, keep the disses up I've been low on self esteem and I thought of growing the mustache back, as well as some sort of hairy excuse for a beard, and then sticking my mother's vagina hair to my head. But I realized you already got that look down.

Yeah this crap is staged, it's a couple trying to do their own version of Jackass with their goddamn army haircuts and trashy lifestyles. Boo.