rhomboids

roll that around on your tongue for a while....

FUCK FUCK FUCKIN HELL

i HATE being called in to work on a day off

i HATE the fact that my boss just DECIDED to change the vacation time we're alloted from four weeks off to two weeks in the summer that we have to earn by replacing ALL the hours we miss in the weeks prior to our "vacation"

and now we get NO christmas vacation.

AND SHE WONDERS WHY ALL HER EMPLOYES BURN OUT

the dude that does the piercings at slick styled steel is hot hot hot

offspring- gotta get away

wow
totally gorgeous

that's a fucking awesome design

old songs and all the crazy times they remind me of

ok....i hadn't heard these in forever and they made my day.....

the flys-got you where i want you

offspring- keep em seperated

stone temple pilots- interstate love song

weezer- say it ain't so

jean leloup- johnny go

rancid- roots radical

and bran van 3000- drinking in la

a cure for migraines

zerosum breakout

10 million years?

humans aren't smart enough to last that long

the picture of the dude pouring water into the girl's mouth makes me shudder

well
ya got a bunch a bones
and then
ya got a book

creation.....evolution

blah blah, blah blah, blah blah

i hope that you're starting to feel better amanda, being sick that long sucks

do magic
like *poof* make a wish, change reality magic

really well written stories

the explorer

hiccups

Toe.bee i know what you mean


~~~~~~~~

and when someone gives you a perfect hug where years of good memories are being wrapped around you.

"no soup for you!"

i love that episode

dude

you rule

weeeee
this is fun
i get to walk for an hour and a half to get to work, then i got to teach, then i got to walk home...........
then i got stuck behind a bunch of slow aisle clogging morons at the grocery store.........
then some messed up drunk old man tried to get me to give him cab money (?????) and tried to follow me home.........
then i almost got run over by a delivery van......

it's been a FUCKING AWESOME DAY!!!!!!!

but at least i'm getting my recommended daily exercise.

oh well, at least it's not cold out

i really like this location, and the way that it was set up for this party made it feel like a bigger space than the way it was set up for the halloween party that was there.

the variety of music was awesome. i really liked naw, black market and sarcastic's sets.

i wasn't going to go cuz i was tired but my friends dragged me along and i'm really glad that they did. most fun i've had in a while.

i really hope that they don't strike
i don't want to walk both ways to work
and i'm NOT paying for a cab

my wish for this winter is non icy sidewalks

i hate baby steps, sliding around corners, inching up hills

snow, rain, i don't care

just NO ICE

i'm sure it is to whoever know them

16-acid

weed a gateway drug.......nope

:)

i'm trying to pick a song for ya...........

i'm gonna go with
......this is hard

(10 minutes later)........

ok, i got it

sneaker pimps, walking zero

that's my favorite radiohead song amanda

i like, wear clothes

portisehead
apocalyptica
dj shadow
kid koala
prodigy
daft punk
kronos quartet

same problem over and over and over again

and it's all my fault

i'm tired of being me.....like this

to lose 10 pounds

or to stop being so fucking superficial

to my friends that are broker than me
cigarettes
coffee
music stuff

yeah, and when i'm working a lot, it feels like half of my cheques go to the government

well this is way late.....

but happy birthday anyways

kid loco

this isn't really a joke, it's just funny

THIS IS SOME KIND OF CHILI CONTEST

The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:
Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The Judge #3 called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted."
Here are the scorecards from the event:
Chili # 1 (Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili)
Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge # 3 -- (Frank) Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.
> >
> > Chili # 2 (Arthur's Afterburner Chili)
> >
> > Judge #1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
> >
> > Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken
> seriously.
> >
> > Judge # 3-- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure
> > what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two
> > people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush
> > in more beer > > when they saw the look on my face.
> >
> > Chili # 3 (Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili)
> >
> > Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more
> > beans.
> >
> > Judge # 2 -- A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
> >
> > Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose
> > feels
> like
> > I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get
> > me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my
> > backbone is
> in
> > the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the
> > beer.
> >
> > Chili# 4 (Bubba's Black Magic)
> >
> > Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
> >
> > Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for
> > fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
> >
> > Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was
> > unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally,
> > the > > barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That
> > 300-lb. bitch > > is starting to look HOT... just like this nuclear
> > waste I'm eating! Is > > chili an aphrodisiac?
> >
> > Chili # 5 (Linda's Legal Lip Remover)
> >
> > Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground,
> > adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
> >
> > Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must
> > admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
> >
> > Judge # 3 -- My earsare ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead
> > and I
> can
> > no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed
> > paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her
> > chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding
> > by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm
> > burning my lips
> off.
> > It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop
> > screaming. Screw those rednecks.
> >
> > Chili # 6 (Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety)
> >
> > Judge # 1 --Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of
> > spices and peppers.
> >
> > Judge # 2 --The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and
> > garlic. Superb.
> >
> > Judge #3-- I shit myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat
> > through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except
> > that slut
> Sally.
> > She must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I
> > need to wipe my ass with a snow cone.
> >
> > Chili # 7 (Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili)
> >
> > Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned
> > peppers.
> >
> > Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can
> > of chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am
> > worried > > about Judge #3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as
> > he is cursing > > uncontrollably.
> >
> > Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and
> > I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world
> > sounds
> like
> > it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which
> > slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit
> > to > > match
> my
> > shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll
> > know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too
> > painful.
> Screw
> > it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck
> > it
> in
> > through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.
> >
Chili # 8 (Tommy's Toe-Nail Curling Chili)

Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too
bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.

Judge #2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out,fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor dude, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot
chili?

i'm sorry, i missed it
too broke at the moment
next month i shouldn't be scraping the bottom of my piggy bank

i loved it

the second one was blah
this one was exactly what i wanted
it answered my questions

sure, nothing was gonna top the first film, but that had the advantage of being the first. of getting the chance to introduce the concepts, the philosolphy, the characters.....this one had to offer a conclusion, and in that sense i thought it was perfect.

i'd go see it again, but that's cuz i'm a geek

deals made
promises kept
agreeing to agree to talk about it later
no expectations leading to good things
the word "like" as a replacement