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» flatlinedive replied on Fri Nov 28, 2003 @ 3:05pm. Posted in All Around Awesome Words. |
rhomboids roll that around on your tongue for a while.... |
» flatlinedive replied on Thu Nov 27, 2003 @ 1:08pm. Posted in What are you thinking about now?. |
FUCK FUCK FUCKIN HELL i HATE being called in to work on a day off i HATE the fact that my boss just DECIDED to change the vacation time we're alloted from four weeks off to two weeks in the summer that we have to earn by replacing ALL the hours we miss in the weeks prior to our "vacation" and now we get NO christmas vacation. AND SHE WONDERS WHY ALL HER EMPLOYES BURN OUT |
» flatlinedive replied on Wed Nov 26, 2003 @ 8:39pm. Posted in Slick Styled Steel. |
the dude that does the piercings at slick styled steel is hot hot hot |
» flatlinedive replied on Wed Nov 26, 2003 @ 8:30pm. Posted in what's your theme song?. |
offspring- gotta get away |
» flatlinedive replied on Wed Nov 26, 2003 @ 8:26pm. Posted in hottie of the week. |
wow totally gorgeous |
» flatlinedive replied on Wed Nov 26, 2003 @ 8:22pm. Posted in tatoos? piercings? get a Skar !. |
that's a fucking awesome design |
» flatlinedive replied on Sun Nov 23, 2003 @ 5:08pm. Posted in Things that please you!. |
old songs and all the crazy times they remind me of |
» flatlinedive replied on Sun Nov 23, 2003 @ 5:06pm. Posted in Whats Your Favorite Song Today?. |
ok....i hadn't heard these in forever and they made my day..... the flys-got you where i want you offspring- keep em seperated stone temple pilots- interstate love song weezer- say it ain't so jean leloup- johnny go rancid- roots radical and bran van 3000- drinking in la |
» flatlinedive replied on Fri Nov 21, 2003 @ 3:54pm. Posted in What do you want today?. |
a cure for migraines |
» flatlinedive replied on Thu Nov 20, 2003 @ 2:32pm. Posted in Whats Your Favorite Song Today?. |
zerosum breakout |
» flatlinedive replied on Thu Nov 20, 2003 @ 2:28pm. Posted in gOd debate part DEUX. |
10 million years? humans aren't smart enough to last that long |
» flatlinedive replied on Thu Nov 20, 2003 @ 2:05pm. Posted in The Picture Thread.... |
the picture of the dude pouring water into the girl's mouth makes me shudder |
» flatlinedive replied on Thu Nov 20, 2003 @ 2:00pm. Posted in gOd debate part DEUX. |
well ya got a bunch a bones and then ya got a book creation.....evolution blah blah, blah blah, blah blah |
» flatlinedive replied on Wed Nov 19, 2003 @ 6:27pm. Posted in Things that piss you off. |
i hope that you're starting to feel better amanda, being sick that long sucks |
» flatlinedive replied on Wed Nov 19, 2003 @ 6:23pm. Posted in I always wished I could.... |
do magic like *poof* make a wish, change reality magic |
» flatlinedive replied on Wed Nov 19, 2003 @ 6:21pm. Posted in Things that please you!. |
really well written stories |
» flatlinedive replied on Wed Nov 19, 2003 @ 6:20pm. Posted in Why do you rock.... |
the explorer |
» flatlinedive replied on Wed Nov 19, 2003 @ 6:18pm. Posted in I Hate . . .. |
hiccups |
» flatlinedive replied on Mon Nov 17, 2003 @ 11:35pm. Posted in you know that feeling when.... |
Toe.bee i know what you mean ~~~~~~~~ and when someone gives you a perfect hug where years of good memories are being wrapped around you. |
» flatlinedive replied on Mon Nov 17, 2003 @ 11:28pm. Posted in Things that please you!. |
"no soup for you!" i love that episode |
» flatlinedive replied on Mon Nov 17, 2003 @ 11:22pm. Posted in Urban Camo Exp_01. |
dude you rule |
» flatlinedive replied on Mon Nov 17, 2003 @ 11:11pm. Posted in Bus strike. |
weeeee this is fun i get to walk for an hour and a half to get to work, then i got to teach, then i got to walk home........... then i got stuck behind a bunch of slow aisle clogging morons at the grocery store......... then some messed up drunk old man tried to get me to give him cab money (?????) and tried to follow me home......... then i almost got run over by a delivery van...... it's been a FUCKING AWESOME DAY!!!!!!! but at least i'm getting my recommended daily exercise. oh well, at least it's not cold out |
» flatlinedive replied on Sun Nov 16, 2003 @ 6:54pm. Posted in Sub Culture at L corridor basement. |
i really like this location, and the way that it was set up for this party made it feel like a bigger space than the way it was set up for the halloween party that was there. the variety of music was awesome. i really liked naw, black market and sarcastic's sets. i wasn't going to go cuz i was tired but my friends dragged me along and i'm really glad that they did. most fun i've had in a while. |
» flatlinedive replied on Sun Nov 16, 2003 @ 6:47pm. Posted in Bus strike. |
i really hope that they don't strike i don't want to walk both ways to work and i'm NOT paying for a cab |
» flatlinedive replied on Fri Nov 14, 2003 @ 5:55pm. Posted in Rain. |
my wish for this winter is non icy sidewalks i hate baby steps, sliding around corners, inching up hills snow, rain, i don't care just NO ICE |
» flatlinedive replied on Fri Nov 14, 2003 @ 5:50pm. Posted in 11 Dead In China. |
i'm sure it is to whoever know them |
» flatlinedive replied on Fri Nov 14, 2003 @ 5:47pm. Posted in some question! :O. |
16-acid weed a gateway drug.......nope |
» flatlinedive replied on Fri Nov 14, 2003 @ 5:24pm. Posted in music dedications. |
:) i'm trying to pick a song for ya........... i'm gonna go with ......this is hard (10 minutes later)........ ok, i got it sneaker pimps, walking zero |
» flatlinedive replied on Fri Nov 14, 2003 @ 4:55pm. Posted in music dedications. |
that's my favorite radiohead song amanda |
» flatlinedive replied on Fri Nov 14, 2003 @ 4:41pm. Posted in style, language and self-image. |
i like, wear clothes |
» flatlinedive replied on Fri Nov 14, 2003 @ 4:35pm. Posted in What dj/live act do you wanna see?. |
portisehead apocalyptica dj shadow kid koala prodigy daft punk kronos quartet |
» flatlinedive replied on Thu Nov 13, 2003 @ 2:22pm. Posted in Things that piss you off. |
same problem over and over and over again and it's all my fault i'm tired of being me.....like this |
» flatlinedive replied on Thu Nov 13, 2003 @ 2:21pm. Posted in What do you want today?. |
to lose 10 pounds or to stop being so fucking superficial |
» flatlinedive replied on Thu Nov 13, 2003 @ 12:00pm. Posted in Where does our money go?. |
to my friends that are broker than me cigarettes coffee music stuff yeah, and when i'm working a lot, it feels like half of my cheques go to the government |
» flatlinedive replied on Thu Nov 13, 2003 @ 11:51am. Posted in Happy Birthday Patty Starfish. |
well this is way late..... but happy birthday anyways |
» flatlinedive replied on Thu Nov 13, 2003 @ 11:43am. Posted in What are you listening to right now?. |
kid loco |
» flatlinedive replied on Mon Nov 10, 2003 @ 8:05pm. Posted in The Joke Thread. |
this isn't really a joke, it's just funny THIS IS SOME KIND OF CHILI CONTEST The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The Judge #3 called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the event: Chili # 1 (Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili) Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 -- (Frank) Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. > > > > Chili # 2 (Arthur's Afterburner Chili) > > > > Judge #1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. > > > > Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken > seriously. > > > > Judge # 3-- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure > > what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two > > people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush > > in more beer > > when they saw the look on my face. > > > > Chili # 3 (Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili) > > > > Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more > > beans. > > > > Judge # 2 -- A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. > > > > Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose > > feels > like > > I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get > > me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my > > backbone is > in > > the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the > > beer. > > > > Chili# 4 (Bubba's Black Magic) > > > > Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. > > > > Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for > > fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. > > > > Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was > > unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, > > the > > barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That > > 300-lb. bitch > > is starting to look HOT... just like this nuclear > > waste I'm eating! Is > > chili an aphrodisiac? > > > > Chili # 5 (Linda's Legal Lip Remover) > > > > Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, > > adding considerable kick. Very impressive. > > > > Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must > > admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. > > > > Judge # 3 -- My earsare ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead > > and I > can > > no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed > > paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her > > chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding > > by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm > > burning my lips > off. > > It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop > > screaming. Screw those rednecks. > > > > Chili # 6 (Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety) > > > > Judge # 1 --Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of > > spices and peppers. > > > > Judge # 2 --The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and > > garlic. Superb. > > > > Judge #3-- I shit myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat > > through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except > > that slut > Sally. > > She must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I > > need to wipe my ass with a snow cone. > > > > Chili # 7 (Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili) > > > > Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned > > peppers. > > > > Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can > > of chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am > > worried > > about Judge #3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as > > he is cursing > > uncontrollably. > > > > Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and > > I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world > > sounds > like > > it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which > > slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit > > to > > match > my > > shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll > > know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too > > painful. > Screw > > it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck > > it > in > > through the 4-inch hole in my stomach. > > Chili # 8 (Tommy's Toe-Nail Curling Chili) Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge #2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out,fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor dude, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili? |
» flatlinedive replied on Mon Nov 10, 2003 @ 7:50pm. Posted in Idj. |
i'm sorry, i missed it too broke at the moment next month i shouldn't be scraping the bottom of my piggy bank |
» flatlinedive replied on Sun Nov 9, 2003 @ 5:13pm. Posted in matrix bogus journey (warning: SPOILERS). |
i loved it the second one was blah this one was exactly what i wanted it answered my questions sure, nothing was gonna top the first film, but that had the advantage of being the first. of getting the chance to introduce the concepts, the philosolphy, the characters.....this one had to offer a conclusion, and in that sense i thought it was perfect. i'd go see it again, but that's cuz i'm a geek |
» flatlinedive replied on Sun Nov 9, 2003 @ 5:01pm. Posted in Things that please you!. |
deals made promises kept agreeing to agree to talk about it later no expectations leading to good things the word "like" as a replacement |
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