aural float - freefloat

first and second breakfast.

go shopping.
get drunk.
get laid.
throw water balloons at people in their prom dresses or at anyone underage trying to get into a club on crescent street.

happy friday!

i'm too fussy with music. there used to be a time where i could handle one solid style for six months and then it just stopped. someone introduced me to idm and i started getting really picky.

soundtrack to life.

cradle-robber.

MOTHERS HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS.

ma tante.

pis mon oncle.

enlightened.

i call it: summer of big hole in pocket.

shit. thats what happens when everyone shaves their head.

(sorry jack)

i like the fact that benoit is in the background.

the only time ive heard a girl say anything remotely like "yes baby im coming on to you because you are just so damned ... (ad lib)" is in a porn. a BAD porn.

how would you know if i was a slut jeff?

last i recall you never had a chance.

but then again... to meet your standards i'd have to still be in my teens.

lindsay: YES.

yesplease

the definition of a good credit rating:

you maintain a good rating by making consistent and prompt payments on whichever line of credit you have be it mortgage, loan, credit card or otherwise. if you get a card and cut it up doesnt it seem slightly counter-productive if you're trying to ESTABLISH your credit?

YES!

no.

i dunno.

yes ladies and gentlemen, it's jeff bashing day here on ravewave.

oops?

*groan* sidewalk sales

i think i can i think i can i think i can

it's almost time to go shopping jackie. so close, yet so far.

i don't know if you'd call that 'penetration' if its diamater is equal to that of an HB pencil.

neoform-envy.

^^^ smart.

fuck off jeff.

last straw.

and spend the next four years paying off the credit card.

second breakfast

who's your daddy?

if im satan does that make devilkid a wannabe?

happy pre-birthday/birthday YOU OLD FART.

*passes trish the prep h*

32.34714% - Total Geek

weeeerd nigga.

shoulda asked for culmulative amount of time spent in front of a computer per day.

i reread azkaban two days ago and im halfway through goblet of fire - prepping myself. :D oliver wood's hot.

made: stupid fucking video shit is done I AM GOING RAVING THIS WEEKEND AND GETTING FUNKED TO CELEBRATE. damned midterms. *shakes butt*

made: three days to midsummers.

made: two days to potter

made: two days to boyfriend.

ruined: headache part 2

first i got all excited because i thought it was june 20th.

then unexcited cuz i aint got no dough.

end result: ill be at both me thinks.

bullet proof vest time.

jess n trish get to pop my after-hours cherry.

guess who's back?

na na na

alas poor yorick :(

is that contagious?

tell a friend

back ag ain

test is back

desperately wanting to agree someone is hopeless.